The NZA Posted March 14, 2002 Posted March 14, 2002 CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 1.Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2.Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3.Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6.Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 7.Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 8.Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 9.Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 10.Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 11.Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 12.War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 13.Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 14.Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 15.It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 16.Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 17.Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 18.Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 19.Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 20.Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 21.Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Quote
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