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CHINESE PROVERBS

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1.Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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2.Man who run in front of car get tired.

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3.Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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4.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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5.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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6.Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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7.Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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8.Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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9.Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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10.Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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11.Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

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12.War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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13.Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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14.Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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15.It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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16.Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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17.Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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18.Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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19.Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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20.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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21.Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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