Heartlessbitch

What is the best way of getting back together with someone? 

WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO GET BACK WITH ANYONE, if someond does you dirty or for whatever reason it doesn't work out... just PEACE OUT... it's OVER

1) Um... Your bust isn't insufficient.

 

2) Don't you have your eye on someone, and I thought Nick said you were available anyways.

 

3) Benny says that talking in the third person just shows how cool a person can be.

benny if you want to leave the church for la lindsay.. be like nike and "JUST DO IT" stop this induendo bullshit!

since when has la lindsay's bust been insufficient? and since when has la lindsay been taken?? and since when has la lindsay starting talking in third person??

la lindsay: la lindsay's bust does not look insufficient at all, la lindsay why are you trippin?

since when has la lindsay been taken? la lindsay is taken? i have not seen anything about la lindsay being taken.. by jax? by benny? by both? in a long haired religious samwich!? i'm so confoosed...

and since when has la lindsay started talking in third person? about the same time she started seeing the green kangaroos.

do ya mean 'beau'?

 

and how come my intellectual interests get no respect (:( rodney)?  must i respect 'amazon women of the avocado jungle' first??  why??

no def, you must respect DEEZ NUTS

Nick, Heartless:  My hunny bunny puts long hours at work and I don't think I get to see him as much as I'd like...how can I get him to shift his interest from that damned corporate-whore-cubicled-prison to me???

fuck him, a lot.. next

oh wait... and make him food

Appreciate the help guys. Gonna do whats best for mankind and ignore every last bit of it.

i must concur with my BEAU.. lots of strokey time and heartace.. GOOD LUCK!

I am far from an insider when it comes to Aarty's love life, but I have been privy to this info:

 

1) Her bo's name is Mario.

2) She changed her avatar to the Mario one when she started seeing him

3) She still has said avatar

 

Now, I'm no Sherlock Holmes or Sigmond Freud, but I'm guess if she were broken up with him and looking for some new tail to scoop up, she'd have changed her avatar. So I'm presuming things are going jsut fine Miss Aarty and her bo, Mario.

yea jax def is right, it's BEAU... like i saw that error right away and I thought to myself.. "man had I don't that a year ago, jax would have had me lynched!" then i thought, "man jax has lightened the fuck up!" did you score some hot poon? what happened?

I think aarty and jax would make a cute couple, isn't she taken though?

arty: the main dish ain't as good without somethin on the side...PLAY ON PLAYA!

Relationship advice...where to start?

 

Yeah, that's my question: Where to start?

http://abc.go.com/primetime/extrememakeover/

Ok, I´ll be the first victim...ahem...sorry...customer.

 

I´m currently starting a long-distance relationship, i.e. love with a bloody big ocean in the way. Bear in mind this is my fault, I´m the one who moved

 

Any advice on how to keep the relationship strong and keep my lovely other half happy?

MLB long distance relationships suck

to keep the relationship strong, by all means, move to where your lovah is, that is the only way it will work

because then you can fuck when you want to and interact like a "normal couple"

come on now, people in long distance relationships are freaks, they really think they can beat the odds? PLEASE

MLB: answer forthcoming

um, no cowboyman

yea so spawned off of the "single bar thread" where jax and tulip have differing opinions on gender roles and women's wants, here is a thread where you can ask both nicholas and I about any relationship or girl guy perspective question, and this won't be a thread where nick and I are always agreeing, cause quite simply put, we're not that kind of couple, i'm not an expert (neither is nick contrary to popular belief) this thread will not help you win friends and influence people, or get laid, or have a secret portal open up to where males and females can understand each other completely, this is just a couple on the board, answering questions and causing some shit, bring on the questions!!!!

OOOOH del toro rocks my world

"and you just don't get it you keep it copesthetic but you learn to accept it you know you're so pathetic"

"go to sleep or i'll put you to sleep"~happy gilmore

YEA i don't know why but under myspace irish is listed as single

are you trying to tell me something?

i need to make a thread with nothing but benicio del toro..no time now, killin time before my english final..

mmmm need to see 21 grams..

HAHAHAHAHA i'm almost finished posting in every topic YAY

kevin smith is supah cool

is Gothika a comic book movie?

so sam goody is going out of business in the mall..

and i'm like "looke here, the decline of the CD market as we know it" ya know, i have a feeling that cd's are about to become nonexistent..taken over by MP3's that you have to buy in order to hear musak.problem is, i'll bet it'll be easier to pirate

but i digress

so i'm in sam goody with my roomate doin some christmas/event shoppin and what not (she has this thing to go to with her bf's parents and we were on a quest to find THE perfect black shoes to go with the rose applique/detailing on her black dress with the gathers on the side, it's sad how much i get off doin girly things like finding corrdinating bags and shoes)

again i digress

and i see several soundtracks I want to get...such as:

(1) The Royal Tannenbaum's Soundtrack

(2) The Opposite of Sex Soundtrack (which is ironic because i was dangerously close to buying this one off of half. com) but then i really think about it, and i'm all "maybe i just want this cd for Donovan's song "Colours" hmpf...cause god know's i'm not buying it for track one (which is carol of the bells, which isn't really a bad song, just not that great, not one that i would seek to buy)

(3) The Vanilla Sky Soundtrack

and they're like $11 a pop, when they're usually $20. You can see the temptation in buying these, but somehow, i can't bring myself to do it.

i had a purse orgasm instead....

NAH I was just commenting that you all have a wide variety of tastes across the board

i'm on 2t on that debroah harry pic..she's really beautiful/sexy

yea del toro fan myself, but i think Zeta Jones is really pretty, in a more classy/hot kinda way,none of yall seem to dig that tho..

oh and angelina jolie hasn't made it on here..i think she looks better than sporty spice.

YALL have interesting taste..

I saw it for the first time tonight and was blown away.. i want to see it again because I know I probably missed stuff the first time.. excellent stuff