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Boogie

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  1. I remember when it was the first time I read/buy the #8 & 9 trades. Oh men, It was a marathon. I couldn't get those off my hands until I was finnished with them. When I finally finnish it was like 6 am... So I get to sleep a little bit. (THIS is why I have a scanner skeet)
  2. A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me." The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry."
  3. I'm so fucking tired of everything...
  4. I know I know, this is a co-production between USA & Japan. But I have really good memories of The Thundercats. And the opening if one of the best...
  5. Why the Green Goblin is throwing Batarangs??
  6. No. I meant the original version of the NEW dominion tank police opening. That's the opening for the old one... Oh man... what a mess... Either way. You have to love the japanese for making sometimes 5 or 6 openings for on series...
  7. I never said I believe that. I never generalize, because I don't think all people (who live in some place) are the same.
  8. Newtype it's my kind of guy. He likes the oldies and the new anime as well. Good for you!! In the other hand.... No, no no... That version of one of the best openings is terrible. I'm talking about Dominion. I REALLY prefere the original version, where you -actually- can listen to the song...
  9. You're welcome. Always glad to help a nice fella like you...
  10. Abyone heard of this?? How freaking cool is this??? Ninja Burguer ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The horror of child abuse
  11. Oh, Ok. Because of the name I though it was something about comics, movies, games, and a lot of stuff that's related with geeks...
  12. Oh FUCK... They're more than stupid... There's no description for this kinda idiotic people... Oh and BTW Aarty. I FUCKING HATED TOO the ACCENT guy. Hey MAN fucking loser...
  13. What the Hell is the "Geek Squad"??
  14. Hell yeah! Great selections guys!! Damn, how can I forgot to put some ops of Macross... I totally absolutely love Macross PLUS (but I like much more the original song in japanese. "Voices" it's the song), and Fushigi yuugi Really bizarre the op of Cromartie High More of my favourites.... Macross 7 Saint Seiya - The Hades Chapter Sanctuary - Pegaus Fantasy X-Men (?!!?) .Hack - The Legend of the twilight's Bracalet Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle Wolf's Rain - Stray Hellsing
  15. Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state." I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map." Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time." A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that! A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage. I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them." A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever." A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express." A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!" Icon's Story
  16. My 3 favourite cars: Porsche 911 BMW M3 Volvo XC90
  17. Catupecumachu - Y lo que quiero es que pises sin el suelo.
  18. That. I doesn't matter if the Anime it's crappy. It could have a kick ass opening. Here are a couple of my favourites... Chala Head Chala - Dragon Ball Z X Samurai Champloo Cowboy bebop (all the music from this anime is awesome) Ranma ½ Ova Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040 Street Fighter II V (I don't know why I like this one so much...) Tekkaman Blade (I laugh at the japanese pronunciation of reason... LOL.... great anime though) Yu Yu Hakusho - 2nd Opening Rurouni Kenshin - One half Fullmetal Alchemist - Ready steady Go
  19. Well, if we're gonna be that extremist, we should drop an H-bomb in Germany and finnish the problem. Right?
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