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Boogie

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  1. With this thread we can have so much fun... Posting the ridiculous guys and the best costumes ever made... Let's start right away. Singing wolverine--...
  2. I'm still didn't went.... Hopefully this week I can find the time...
  3. Capitalism and Cows TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. FRENCH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon™ and market them world-wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION -- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A HINDU CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You worship them. A CHINESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. ENRON CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull. ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC -- You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows, and attest that Enron has 9 cows. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Answering Machine Messages... "Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished." I'm not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I'll reply "Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you... That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message. BEEP."
  4. It was a really big disappointment... How they totally forgot and omited Nightcrawler was a Fiasco. Not one fucking line. "He went back to germany" nothing... And the fact that they made everyone believe The juggernaut was a mutant... SUCKING HARD in all the ways, that's what it was X3
  5. Since you said its a 4 out of 5 it deserves a viewing, and later if I'm convinced I'm gonna buy it...
  6. Pampita Nicole Neumann & Pampita Sabrina Rojas
  7. Thanks. Im the man, I know
  8. I couldn't care lees about the fucking Oscars. A stupid ceremony that awards the movies that they made. It couldn't be more hypocrit, i tell you. When someones tells me that, a movie it's really good because it won 234 oscars, generally I ended up not seeing it. Because there's a big probability that SUCKS! So fuck the Oscars, fuck the critics... I didn't see Borat, and I'm not planning on seeing it in the near future...
  9. Dont phunk with my heart - Black Eyed Peas
  10. uh.. ok. Meaby it's just me... You Tube doesn't like me at all...
  11. Since we're feeling so anesthetised In our comfort zone Reminds me of the second time That I followed you home We're running out of alibi On the second of May Reminds me of the summer time On this winter day See you at the bitter end See you at the bitter end Every step we take that's synchronized Every broken bone Reminds me of the second time That I followed you home You shower me with lullabies As you're walking away Reminds me that it's killing time On this fateful day See you at the bitter end See you at the bitter end See you at the bitter end See you at the bitter end Everytime we're intercepted Feels love like suicide Slow and sad, come in silence Arise a bitter time (See you at the bitter end) I love to see you run around And I can see you now Full to bleed, arms wide out (See you at the bitter end) Come on and reach in sighs Grab the gentleness inside Heard a cry Six months time (See you at the bitter end) In six months time prepare the end (See you at the bitter end) Did you ever have that feeling that someone is behind you, and when you turn there's no one? I'm having it right now.. Of course, there's noone in the house but me..... Spooky
  12. Oops, I didn't knew. I'm going over ther to read it. Thanks!
  13. Hey Aarty. Your vids don't work!!
  14. So, I was thinking. Instead of doing a movie DC should do an animated series with Preacher. In fact, it should be an HBO series, like the one they did with Spawn back all those years (Oh ok, It was in 1999). That series really hit the spot. I wander why they cancel it... Anyway, they really are going to make a movie?
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