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Chloe, if your zipper is longer than a man's erect penis, your pants are too high-waisted. Period. Now smile, stand up straight, and wash your hair. Go Fug Yourself

It's such a groovy song!

Dear Ashley Simpson... When Kelly Osbourne finds out that you're aping her look, she is going to kick your scrawny little ass. Sleep with one eye open. We just thought you should know. Love, The Fug Girls PS: No one's wearing pants that low anymore. We all got tired of having to get a Brazilian just to put on our jeans. PPS: The sweater vest has never been sexy. It never will be sexy. It merely makes you look like you're a big Jack McFarlane fan, a goal we feel would be better accomplished through extensive use of jazz hands. PPPS: Girls in ties are also over. I don't recall that look ever really working, unless you were Molly Ringwald or Shannen Dorherty as Brenda Walsh -- the former because, you know, she dressed kooky and latter because if you expressed dislike of her outfit, she'd cut you. PPPPS: Hey, how's your acid reflux? Go Fug Yourself

Cj and I watched this one a few weeks ago. Very good! Kinda awkward at times, but an overall good movie.

Suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me all the time like blondie check out my prissy behind it's fine all of the time like sex on the beaches what else is in the teaches of peaches Rachael??

I gotta agree

That is a most adorable photograph of Paul!

Awwwhhhhh Ringo and Paul were totally my favorite beatles growing up. Then it shifted to Paul and George...... But Ringo is pure class!

Who can deny the power of kitties!?

I would be scared if you had gotten anyone else!

What Beatle are you? My Results: John Lennon You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter. Click the photo to take the quiz!

A slice of Corgan, anyone?

Are you here to stay, or just for this one post? Welcome either way! Can't decide whether it's a joke or not, but you seem nice enough! Where are you from? Tell us a bit about yourself over in TOWN SQUARE, Or kick back a few at one of the many FORUM PUBS. ....looks like IC's word string post for google bot really paid off! lol

I wish i could get into that lady man's pants.... oh well, back to the masturbating I guess.

gonna be a liar lie to me gonna be a liar lie to me gonna be a while lie to me

now it's easy when you don't know better you think it's sleazy to put it in a short letter we keep warm but there's just something wrong with ya just feel that you're the hardest button to button i had a opinions that didn't matter i had a brain that felt like pancake batter i got a backyard with nothin' in it except a stick, a dog, and a box with nothin in it. the hardest button to button.