Jables

... Which are your rightful present once you've finished the fucking game!!! Why do you think they're called Easter eggs? You think they fell out've Jesus' arse? NO!! You get Easter eggs for sinning like a motherfucker & making sure Jesus wasn't an effluent pinata for nothing!! Same philosphy with games. You play them through & are rewarded for your ingenuity. Same with movies(except for Glitter. That motherfucker STILL hasn't shown me Mariah's boobies).

I'm with MH. When you've finished the game once, square, it's justified. In that instance it's like watching extras on DVDs. In Nick's case he's just retarded it's more of a time constraint, hence, borderline justifyable. Using a guide 'cause you couldn't be arsed thinking for yourself just defeats the fucking purpose of playing that kind of game.

Only in the comic thread... Bone's universally regarded as the best jumping on point for Indie books, every motherfucker around here's a Marvel zombie too(there's a thread way back, & I'm what? the only person to show pre-IC-DC any love.) except for Vertigo of course. Vertigo beats any publisher or imprint nearly hands-down for quality-story-to-production-ratio. Shit, I'm surprised Nick's even reading Infinite Crisis.

Underworld #1: Check this one out at all costs kids. There's lame Spiderman villians for Apanchalypse, hard-arsed writing boiled down & refined from the stylings of Rucka & azzarello for Jax, and big sweaty half-naked men wrestling for Nick. Jackie Dio used to work as muscle for Silvermane before he did 10 years in The Cage, and now he's trynna find his way back into the life. Ultimate Wolverine Vs Hulk #1 & 2:First ish was kinda weak, yes we get it, Ultimate Fury & Logan are bath house buddies but #2 told us of Banner's travels since last seen in Ultimates2, and that in itself is well worth the price of admission. Every man & his dog's been trynna get me to watch Lost, thus far to no avail. But this writer's fuckin' brilliant, so it may just be worth the look-in. Wolverine #37 & 38: Holy fuckin' dogshit this book is goin' off like gangbusters! If you've any inclination toward the scrappy little bastard, check this out. Winter Soldier makes a guest appearance in #38, and huh. The... The role he's played in Logan's past. It has to be seen to be believed(hell, I'm still not sure I beleive it.). Frank Tieri's really puttin' out some quality stuff right now, so check it out. Unlike that fuckin' Brubaker!!

Oh... This is so awesome!! I'm on hold to Nintendo Australia right now. They're playing what I assume is an updated Pokemon soundtrack. Should I tell them Yale forklifts fuck Goomba's shit up bad?

You... You're like, the Tyler Durden of comic-theivery. It's brilliant, but it's another nail in the coffin of your credible 'love' of the medium. Tho I spose if you're willing to risk being turked in the watchhouse by the fella up the street who likes showing children the growth on his inner-thigh, you're a true romantic.

And I've still to get a cameo in that fucking comic!

Well do tell Mr Custer.. Give us rookies a tip or two.

You're a lucky little bitch Nick. Lucky because you still have the prerogative to spend all your money on comics & eat noodles for the month(those were the days) unlike those of us suckered into living with our women upon the promise of Jaiknee falling from the heavens square on my face at least 5 times a day. I guess it's almost worth it...

I fucking hate house-hunting. Any kind of running around looking for something I ordinarily take for granted, haggling for the best price, accomodating the fucking dog!! It's a shiteload of bother I can do without. Just let me know how much money you want & wake me up when my 360 gets here.

Shit & Shinola... The 360 comes out here next week, & I'm facing the last possible chance to preorder. Still paralysed by choice... Your review sounds pretty promising tho Bishop. Anyone else care to chime in before I spend a week sleeping on the couch with my awesome new console?

Man, that Hellboy Jr Trade is just about one've the most fucked-up things I've read outside of an Alan Moore book. It's what I reckon the inside of 2Track's head's like.

Young Avengers man. And they aren't so bad. Shit, I haven't been in that book since #8 or something... So has this started yet or what?

Shit that sounds like cool beans! Which What if? was it? Don't forget the Silver Surfer Carnage that somehow was beaten by Spiderman. Nor the fact that Symbiotes retain memories & attitudes(Venom, anyone?) so I've no concerns Carnage will be back with a greater bloodlust than before.

Well first up, who even writes Toxin? Secondly everyone knows the Venom symbiote isn't going to stay on Mac Gargan, and that whole mess is noone's fault but Mark Millar's. Sure, Carnage is dead, but what a way to go!! Anyways, symbiotes are taffy, so while Cletus is gone, the symbiote will surely pop up again.

So here tis... My pitiful collection.

Well shit Jont, Ta very muchly for that load off my conscience. The next round's on me.

Man, I haven't even bagged let alone long boxed most've my collection. I'd upload that shit right now but I can't find the cable thingy to connect the camera to the PC. Coming soon, I swear.

Yeah I've seen it, but not on ebay. Man I'd love to get mah hands on the pair.

Yeah, I'ma get one've those Statues soon enough. Have you the Transmet one Nick? Don- You'll love it mate, it's Jesse standing on Granma's incinerated corpse.

When I was a kid, we were poor, so I mostly played with an old sock. That thing was my best fucking friend until he was taken by mildew. Fred was with me for Boris' Breakfast club, he helped me bring home my first pet(a dead bat also named Fred(I've never been very imaginative)), and he'd keep me company during my stints locked in the cupboard in that brief period my mother looked at alternatives to beating the shit out've me.

Y'know, I've a newfound respect for any random person, possibly a friend of a prior poster, who calls their dog Anthrax. Now Xero doesn't come as that great a blow. And I think to myself, this is exactly the kind of mentality we could use in visitors.

So I didn't remember to take any pics until I was getting into bed. Aside from that, I don't wanna show the smallest selection here. Some post a pic of their shitty collections & we'll see. Nah, I'll do it tonight. What i've got though... Preacher, Transmet, 100 Bullets(in full set), Ultimates, Wanted, Batman: Year One & The Pro HC(for the record, HC's are a fuckload harder to come across downunder & now I see why!) a couple of Marvel Essentials, Sin City 1-3, more I can't recall, shit. I feel so insignificant next to you Marvel Zombies.

I'm almost ashamed to show my 'collection' now.

God... Fuckin' damnit. I'm so jealous. That's... :wipes tear from eye: ... beautiful man. I'ma take a photo of my collection tonight. It's never looked so shithouse to me... :mutter: