Jumbie

My underwear is definitely too tight. Maybe, I'm still growing down there? :mmm:

I never saw the early Simpson's episodes. I've found the show to be incredibly funny these last 6 or so years. However some people think that there has been a decline in the quality of the show. http://slate.msn.com/id/2078501/ I'm not qualified to judge. What do you guys think?>

I was looking forward to this one. Too bad I don't get showtime. I'm especially glad they decided to target John Edwards. That guy's been pissing me off for years. http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/12/a...r.ap/index.html

The remote is MINE!

I wish I could make this a joint post with Mike/TopDog. French fries go best with a mixture of Ketchup and Mayo. IC can testify to how much we love that shit.

Pakistan crashed and burned against the mighty Australians today. I gotta say those Aussies are worth every cent of praise they get. They bowled so tight. Nothing loose. And they were playing without Warne, Lehmann and Bevan. Poor Warne. He got ahold of some steroids in his cough syrup and now he's been kicked off the team. I like his bowling. I was looking forward to seeing him. Especially now that Shane Bond and New Zealand seem destined for an early exit.

Well, you're the one holding the gun, dude...

West Indies beat South Africa today in the first game of the tournament. had picked SA to win. I guess he don't know as much as he thought he did...

Well, I did say that I hardly ever watch the extras. I made an exception for Fellowship for understandable reasons. Oh yeah... you forgot to vote. I guess my argument does seem to be split (But hey! we have a thread splitting feature on the board now) 1- dvd extras cost more. Is it worth the price? 2 - Does it help you enjoy/appreciate the movie more?

For a while now, I've been becoming very upset with myself for watching all those "The making of..." documentaries that come with dvds. e.g. The Fellowship of the ring has a 'featurette' showing how they filmed the wingwraiths chasing Arwen. The filmed it off the back of a truck that was driving on a paved road (that they obviously never showed). But now, when I watch the movie, during that scene, all I can see is actors in costume being filmed and the damn road is a constant presence in my awareness. It takes me right out of the movie. I've come to more and more dislike hearing about the production and business of a movie. Like knowing that Spielberg agreed to do Jaws only if he could keep the shark hidden for the first half of the movie. Or knowing how they did those cool 'bullet time' shots from the Matrix. I hardly ever watch dvd extras these days. Besides the fact that a lot of it tends to be just plain commercials for merchandise/themeparks/etc, I find that it doesn't actually enhance the movie experience for me. Deleted scenes are the only thing I like seeing on a dvd.

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OK, so I feel the need to keep this theead active. Even though I''m the only one interested. IC will post just to say shit like "But it's not even a real sport." Actually Mr. Irish Cow it's the 3rd most popular sport in the world after Soccer and fucking (in that order). One of my friends suggested today that having Rahul Dravid as wicketkeeper hurst India's chances cuz he keeps missing catches and stumpings. any comments?

what word? Irish? yeah, I could see how that would make you want to vomit. Thanks god I'm not Irish. Or maybe I am part irish. After all, I love corned beef sandwiches. Spongbob: Sooner or later I'll get around to visiting Nick and Mike over TX. I'll make you a corned beef snadwish you'll like, garunteed. Unless you're off to college by then

corned beef with mayo mixed in makes an excellent sandwich

On tonight's episode of 'Let's hunt and kill..." we feature: Ali G (that wierd idiot from Madonna's dumbass 'Mr DJ' video) who is now going to be on HBO!

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Ed Wood doing Batman? Thanks a lot, Junker. Now I'll have nightmares for weeks...

A hundred pages of Blargh... I guess this proves that crap really is the most abundant thing in the universe.

Well, Nick likes to toss around LL Cool J lyrics here and dare people to guess... SO I got one for him. Not rap, but still something I think he'd approve of... If he knew what it was. "Mr Programmer, I got my hammer, Gonna smash my, smash my radio. We want the airwaves."

Why do they call them 'crabs'? Why do they itch so much?

Vote people, vote. THere's gotta be someone else here who's into cricket. I know PiggyLover is, but he's just gonna vote for Australia, like the whore that he is.

It's a different approach. Most rulers start messing with free speech in the name of security. I'm doing it in the name of humor. To be fair, I did NOT censor you. I just elaborated on what you were trying to say.

Why, IC, I never knew those things about you. I'm surprised. I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to talk about it in public. Oh, yes... Jackass and Mohawk smilies please...

Today I walked into my physics class, told the kids I was tired of not getting my homework, and pulled out a realistic looking toy gun and started firing plastic balls into the class. They laughed. I used the gun and balls to teach momentum. I bet I'd never get away with doing something like that in an American classroom.

Well, it's sputtered and faltered it's way here, through sponsorship rows and terrorism fears and political pressure and numerous injuries. But it's Here. On Feb 9th West INdies take on South Africa and the greatest cricket show on earth gets underway. Between the Guyanese and the Europeans I figure we should have enough interest in cricket to make a poll here at DD. I went for New Zealand cuz I don't think anyone's beaten them in the last 2 years. Conditions in NZ have changed a lot. THey have bouncy pitches with pace and they are used to south african-like conditions. Plus I'm a great fan of pace bowling and Shane Bond is my current favorite (Akhtar and Lee are faster, sure, but not better.) If any of you have no idea what 'cricket' or 'pace' are, or are thinking "Didn't we just have the World cup?", then I doubt you'll ever get it. Just shake your head and move on...