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What the theives are into this year: http://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/07/automobi...les/07THEF.html username: drunkennews password:pinky It's 10:00 PM, do you know where your car is?

I wonder if people realize that over in the Culture Forum, we're HUNTING and KILLING talentless, arrogant, self-indulgent celebrities... Here's your chance to participate in the reality TV craze!

IC is cheating on DD. He's found another board.. OH WHY WHY?! DOes that board do all those dirty things you fantasize about? Go. Enjoy your slutty new board. I'm sure you'll both BEE very happy

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/...reut/index.html

Life sure is harder without Coca Cola.

Yeah, the Pakistani will be pissed if the go out early. Seems likely though, so they better get used to it. They do tend o behave badly, the fans. effigy burnings, death threats etc have been very common. HELL the national cricket commision is headed by an army general, so that tells you a whole lot.... The Windies need to win a hard game against Sri Lanka on Friday and then against Kenya, and they're in.

Well, Kenya took down Sri Lanka today. That means that Group B is wide open. South Africa have a great chance to into the Super Six if they beat Sri lanka. Australia won again today. Pakistan has to win every game form now on to qualify, including one against India.

:: mind flush ::

"It's puff puff give. Puff puff give!" -ibid

Ahhh.... flatulence.

"You're enjoying this?!" "Well, it sure beats my average day: reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the shower - though that's been less of a problem these days. Mayb I'm losing my sex appeal?"

UPDATE: England kicked the shit outta Pakistan today. Unfortunately for Pakistan, that means that they'll probably not make it to the second round since Australia kicked their ass too. And South Africa are just barely hangin in there. To get in they;ll need some other teams' games to the right way. My pick, NZ is doing well. they should win their group, Unless WI beat Sri Lanka. West INdies should qualify. the only way they won't is if they lose to Sri Lanka AND South africe beat Sri Lanka. SO WI and NZ are doing OK, I'm happy.

Concur, conquer, canker, canter, cantonese, chinese, hot oriental monkey sex, china, shiner, shinola...

I Bring you hope my brothers! For I have a dream that one day we shall have 2 anime channels for each category mentioned(horror, scifi, martial arts, comedy, etc). One channel each for sub and dub. Yes, for all anime deserves to be enjoyed in the way the viewer chooses. (Unless the viewer is at my house, in which case they better put on their reading glasses)

Will the weirdness never end?

I need really, really long boots. That way, when I stick my 'elitist' foot up IC's ass, I won't have to worry about the shit that he's full of.

You can take this life, and shove it too

But he's so sloooooow Clint got beat up sure. When it was him against a whole gang. But this fight is mano a mano. Sure, the duke can throw a mean punch, but it'll only connect a coupla times. and Clint is tough enough to take those few. On the other hand, Clint'll be able to hit that tubby sonovabitch till kingdom come, dancing all around him. Think Foreman and Ali...

The Duke is stronger but I think quicker and meaner will win this fight. Smarter too. I think I Clints characters always gave the impression that they were working to outsmart the situation or the enemy.

There's a guy who's name actually is Murgatroyd...

Hmm, this is a NO GUNS fight. that aughta settle some issues right there. So who wins this one? I've noticed that the Duke had a lot more fistfights in his movies, but I've also noticed that Clint won more of his (Unforgiven being the only loss, I remember). Of course this isn't a fight between two actors. It's a fight between their onscreen cowboy personas, which vary, but still have common threads. I'm sure there'd be a lot of wrangling over just what their on screen personas were etc etc but any explanation more complicated than that will get this thread landed in the Philosophy thread, and I think we can both agree that true cowboys don't have time for figuring out the height of the sun and all that wanky shit. I have to say that I want to see more of these kindsa post in Fight Club rather than, "How much does Spongebob love IC?"

Maybe cuz I'm an English teacher I'm reading too much into this, but SPongebob said: ...when TOm and Jerry were supposed to be on. i.e. he thinks of Tom and Jerry as persons rather than as the title of a show. I've always been a toonhead thgouh, so I guess I can't blame him...

So, for years fanboys have argued for comic movies that were more like comics and now that Xmen Spiderman, Blade and now Daredevil have come out we have it. We're fucked. Because by 'it' I mean that comic movies are copying the comics tradition of using issue one as a setup. Remember how the mainstream complains about "You can't just buy one comic and get a good complete story"? They're gonna start doing that to comic movies if this get's worse. It's going on elsewhere too. Matrix was planned as 3 movies from the start as was Lord of the Rings. At least Matrix delivered a good one off story while setting up the world.

Everybody have fun tonight, Everybody Wang Chung tonight Hah... now you all have that song stuck in your heads for the rest of the day

Dare I sleep?