Eternal Usagi-Chan

OH yeah!! Sean Connery! Jared Leto!

Quote of the day- Work is the curse of the drinking man

Oh and most meals consist of rice and black beans!

Don't forget: Getting empty suit cases and walking around the block- luck with travel Getting a pot of water and throwing out the front door- which means your throwing out everything thats bad. Buying and wearing a brand new pair of red underwear.- brings good luck with money

Catholic Parrots A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" The priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'" "That's obscene!" The priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . .. That phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered"

aaaahhh that was supposed to be my post!!!! Isobel left her name logged on my computer!!

Doesn't get any sexier than this...

Sorry Nanno!!! Heres the next one: Jude Law I think he's a hottie... a little bit on the hairy side though.... I thought this pic was funny...

Wa-mono There's me, there's you (hoko-ten) In a pedestrian paradise Where the catwalk got its claws (meow) A subculture, in a kaleidoscope of fashion Prowl the streets of Harajuku (irasshaimase) Super lovers, tell me where you got yours (At the super lovers store) Yochi Yamamoto I'm hanging with the locals Where the catwalk got its claws All you fashion know-it-alls With your underground malls In the world of Harajuku Putting on a show, when you dress up in your clothes Wild hair color and cell phones Your accessories are dead on [chorus 2x] Harajuku girls, you got the wicked style I like the way that you are I am your biggest fan, oh Harajuku girls I'm looking at you girls You're so original girls You got the look that makes you stand out Juku girls, I'm looking at you girls You mix and match it girls You dress so fly and just parade around (arigato) I'm fascinated by the Japanese fashion scene Just an American girl in the Tokyo streets My boyfriend bought me a Hysteric Glamour shirt They're hard to find in the States, got me feeling couture What's that you got on Is it Comme Des Garcons A Vivienne Westwood can't go wrong Mixed up with second-hand clothes (Let's not forget about John Galliano, no) Flip the landscape when Nigo made A Bathing Ape I've got expensive taste (oh well) Guess I'm better save up (cho takai) [chorus 2x] Work it, express it Live it, command your style Create it, design it Now let me see you work it [repeat] You bring style and color all around the world (you harajuku girls) You bring style and color all around the world (you harajuku girls) Your look is so distinctive, like DNA Like nothing I've ever seen in the USA Your underground culture, visual grammar The language of your clothing, is something to encounter A ping-pong match between eastern and western Did you see your inspiration in my latest collection Just wait til you get your little hands on L.A.M.B. Cause it's (super kawaii), that means (super cute in Japanese) The streets of Harajuku are your catwalk Bishoujo, you're so vogue That's what you drop Cho saikou, Harajuku girls (And that's what you drop, and that's what you drop) Cho saikou, Harajuku girls Harajuku girls [chorus in background] Harajuku girls Style detached from content A fatal attraction to cuteness Style is style Fashion is fashion Girl, you got style

Now he is one of my personal favorites.... That's right!! Keanu Reeves!! He looks good with any hair style, has a godly smile, awesome in any role, and he is gorgeous!! And here is one for the bars!!!

Sorry sof can't see the mullet. I'd rather not anyway i hate mullets. I think they are the nastiest creation mankind can ever think of!!!!

Got this in an email today: The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going ! to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. ! You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping

maybe if you put a paper bag over his face....

PRICELESS While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (20 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love(?), asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket: $105.00 Court Costs: $45.00 Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS

she looks very disoriented in all her pics... how funny

I used to think Devon Sawa was hot... very long time ago though. And more Ewan Mcgregor is always awesome!

Joaquin Phoenix.....

MOving on... Kate Beckinsale

It's like your getting a massage for your eyes...

More Pics and less talk now people!! Next: Jake Gyllenhaal Hugh Jackman

I woke up today with the biggest pain in my ankle!!! I hate that shit!!!

When I'm a walkin' I strut my stuff and I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out LET ME GO OOONNNN LIKE A BLISTER IN THE SUN LET ME GO OOONNN BIG HANDS I KNOW YOUR THE ONE!!