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Eternal Usagi-Chan

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  1. And I thought I was the only one that still thinks that Justin Timberlake is hot!! And Mekhi Phifer is the only black man I would ever do... if I were single!!
  2. This is the only pic I could find of him. He is the one on the right of Anne Hathaway
  3. Subject: The Wal-Mart doctor One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.
  4. I don't know about Liam... but Dave is a definite hottie Nanno!!
  5. Very Few will know what this means... Sethy... PIPI!!!
  6. Alright- It was Christina Aguilera " Loving me for me", that was kind of hard I guess but whatever.... Replacement Song- "And I feel that time's a wasted go So where you going to tomorrow And I see that these are lies to come Would you even care And I feel it And I feel it..." This one should be easier
  7. OK it's time for some asian beauty up in this bitch... Most of you should be familiar with this one And this one is Koda Kumi... Beautiful Japanese Pop Star
  8. Vin..? HA, Feast your eye on this... CAN YOU SMMMMMMEEEEELLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN' ? God Bless Dwayne Johnson
  9. Ok I'm going to have to spill the beans on this one and go with another song if nobody can get it.... Come One People!!!!
  10. I wouldn't consider it cheating, and plus if you asked her and not told us it would have been the same. How would anyone know if anyone asked for help anyway??
  11. Thank you Nanno!! But please hold the applause for the next pic... Markie Mark...
  12. sorry for the suspence!!! Next Song... "People ask If i'm in love with you Cause I'm sitting here with your picture, smiling to myself Careless of my own thoughts of you, My heart speaks before my mind thinks through And I Blush as I say yes"
  13. hey kos, don't get me wrong- I love homer!! And there is nothing wrong with being in the closet
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