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Bumper sticker seen recently: If you're going to ride my ass then at least pull my hair. I want one. ~~~~~~~~~ The old (circa 1995) phone number of my first crush: 244-3425 What does that spell kiddies? Alas, I never got to find out if it was true.

I just heard a blue grass version of 'Watchtower'. Simply awesome.

Artist: Dean Martin Song: That'S Amore Album: Best Of Dean Martin (In Napoli where love is king When boy meets girl here's what they say) When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie That's amore When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine That's amore Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing "Vita bella" Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay Like a gay tarantella When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole That's amore When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet You're in love When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not Dreaming signore Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli That's amore When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie That's amore When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine That's amore Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing "Vita bella" Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay Like a gay tarantella When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole That's amore When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet You're in love When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not Dreaming signore Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli That's amore Lucky fella When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole That's amore When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet You're in love When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not Dreaming signore Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli That's amore, (amore) That's amore

I foresee this being sold in porn stores. Shower Buzz

Now that is a woman worth admiration.

Today I am an accomplished homemaker type woman. Tomorrow I will be tired, frumpy, frazzled, married figure I'd wager. And Wed, hopefully I will be laid back, over sexed, desirable and intriguing type lady.

Gimme 3 Steps as recorded by Lynyrd Skynyrd I was cutting the rug Down at a place called the jug With a girl named linda lu When in walked a man With a gun in his hand And he was looking for you know who. He said, ’hey there fellow, With the hair colored yellow, Watcha tryin’ to prove? ’cause that’s my woman there And I’m a man who cares And this might be all for you.’ I was scared and fearing for my life. I was shakin’ like a leaf on a tree. ’cause he was lean, mean, Big and bad, lord, Pointin’ that gun at me. I said, ’wait a minute, mister, I didn’t even kiss her. Don’t want no trouble with you. And I know you don’t owe me But I wish you’d let me Ask one favor from you.’ (chorus) ’won’t you give me three steps, Gimme three steps mister, Gimme three steps towards the door? Gimme three steps Gimme three steps mister, And you’ll never see me no more.’ Well the crowd cleared away And I began to pray As the water fell on the floor. And I’m telling you son, Well, it ain’t no fun Staring straight down a forty-four. Well he turned and screamed at linda lu And that’s the break I was looking for. And you could hear me screaming a mile away As I was headed out towards the door. ’won’t you give me three steps, Gimme three steps mister, Gimme three steps towards the door? Gimme three steps Gimme three steps mister, And you’ll never see me no more.’

Since when do they play Lenny Kravitz (circa early 90's) on the classic rock station? I feel old.

By eric clapton, jack bruce and pete brown It’s getting near dawn, When lights close their tired eyes. I’ll soon be with you my love, To give you my dawn surprise. I’ll be with you darling soon, I’ll be with you when the stars start falling. I’ve been waiting so long To be where I’m going In the sunshine of your love. I’m with you my love, The light’s shining through on you. Yes, I’m with you my love, It’s the morning and just we two. I’ll stay with you darling now, I’ll stay with you till my seas are dried up. Chorus Second verse I’ve been waiting so long I’ve been waiting so long I’ve been waiting so long To be where I’m going In the sunshine of your love.

This one was running through my brain last night but I was too lazy to get up and post about it. Loungefly, Stone Temple Pilots It's ok, it's ok, ok relieve me pins in me, pins in me, in me you kill me the lounge fly the lounge fly the fly you bring me I think I'm free but the dogs they won't release me I can't give what I take away and the other understands she said she'd be my woman she said she'd be my man I can't live this way please refill my soul don't have a nickel or a dollar but you feed me my bottle's empty but you always refuel me I feel I'm sinking but you won't let me drown me I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck but do you need me? I can't give what I take away and the other understands she said she'd be my woman she said she'd be my man I can't live this way please refill my soul And this one while I was taking a shower this morning. Why? I don't know, cause I'm not even a fan. Bat Country-Avenged Sevenfold He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay. I tried to drive all through the night, the heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights. No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to (me). Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone). No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention. As I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights. My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite. Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right. Mental fiction follows me; show me what it's like to be set (free). Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone). No one can save me and you what I want the attention. So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear. Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem. Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay. These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today. Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die, we look up towards the sky for answers to our lives. We may get some solutions but most just pass us by, don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right. I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a (man). Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone). No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

Eating mixed nuts, I look down and there is something red and kind of oblong looked exactly like a roach. OMFG, I stand up and shake and do the get-it-off, get-it-off dance only to discover upon closer inspection that it's the skin from a peanut. I'm such a spaz.

I have one pinky nail that is growing freakishly long. I look like a coke addict. I am debating whether or not to cut it. Perhaps it can be used as a weapon, or maybe it will be my secret source of strength like Sampson and his hair.

Janis Joplin ~Piece of my Heart~ (Come on…) Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man, well yeah, An' didn't I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can ? Honey, you know I did! And each time I tell myself that I, well I think I've had enough, But I'm gonna show you, baby, that a woman can be tough. I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it, Take another little piece of my heart now, baby, (break a..) Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah. (have a..) Hey! Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah. You know you got it if it makes you feel good, Oh yes indeed. You're out on the street looking good, and baby, Deep down in your heart I guess you know that it ain't right, Never never never never never never never hear me when I cry at night. Baby, I cry all the time! And each time I tell myself that I, well I can't stand the pain, But when you hold me in your arms, I'll sing it once again. I'll say come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah take it! Take another little piece of my heart now, baby. (break a..) Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah, (come on…) Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah. Well, You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good I need to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it, Take another little piece of my heart now, baby. (break a…) Break another little bit of my heart, honey, yeah. (have a) Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, You know you got it (waaaaahhh) Take a…Take another little piece of my heart now, baby. (break a…) Break another little bit of my heart, and darling, yeah yeah (have a) Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good

I wish Vulcans were real, and more importantly, I wish I could have been one or at least trained to think like one...

Spanking My kind of spanking!

I dreamt of a megaphone last night and today, thinking of that, somehow my mond strays to Greek mythology. Hee, I am man's punishment but still the herald of his most precious gift. Ah, its good to be a woman some days.

Bingo! Another set of lyrics to add to the ever growin file on ym computer. Thankies.

What'[s the name of this song? I don't remember, but its the Big Bopper. ~ Chantilly lace and a pretty face Pony tail hangin down A wiggle when she walk a giggle when talk Oh, baby that's a what I like ~ AND alternately ~ Blue moon, you saw me standin alone Without a dream in my heart without a love of my own ~ What it is with the oldies today? Too much KLUV. Frank Sinatra, gorgeous sunset, and a sailboat. That seems vagueley familiar.

Masturbation endorsed by Bible??

I fear that again, BOB is dead. RIP.

I have to piss but I don't want to get up and I'm hungry. I'm trying to quit smokeing again which means I haven't had a cigarette since yeasterday morning which could be why I'm so damn grouchy today and I hope it passes because its the Christmas seasona nd I want to be nice to everyone. I jope my husbands rememebrs to get all the adresses I asked him for so that I can do the Christmas cards Wed and I also need to check and see if I have any wrapping papre so that I can wrap the presents too because I ant to get everything done before the end of November so that I don't have anything to do come Dec and can just sit back, rleax and enjoy the season. I'm also really horny and hope that I can get some tonight but not if my sinuses are still acting up. Last night I was sitting in the living room and I had little acandle but it smelled awfully like someone 3was burning something else and I went outside and there was the smell of smoke in the air and the miasma hung in the air but I couldn't tell where it was coming from and I was scared because after that fire in the alleway a couple of years agao I am so terrified that the house is going to burn down especially with how dry the summer was. Anyways, I think its kinda funny, that I've just typed all this mess without once stopping. Its kinda like six from blossom who would talk really fast non stop without even taking a breath. That's what this feels like. I bet it has something to do with the three cups of coffee that I have had today. I don't normally drink that much at all. Anyways, I'll stop now. There, ok, right now. Tup, this is the end. Through, fin, finito. I'm done.

Advent Calendar I want this so bad I can taste it. I've got ten bucks extra this week but I don't have the money for shipping. That's so pathetic it makes me want to cry. Maybe if I give the old man a BJ and some sweet talk...

A scene from a dream I had last night: Pretty blond girl, director. Director holds up wanna be sheep suit, says: Wear this. You're ewe number 12. Be nice and remember, you're at the edge of a cliff so push back. Camera zooms out, shit kicker fellow with straw in his mouth and overalls is rubin his hands together. Blond girl looks disgusted. I wake up and as I do, I think to myself, I wouldn't be at all surprised to see a porno like that. =Jibblies

You can register without paying. I've already done so myself.