BigChiefSlapaho

Karaoke tonight! Hooligans 11pm! Drunken stupor required!

You bitch! You slut! You whore!

So Yeah... 2 years later... what type of games does everyone play?

Oh God get the violins.

Oh Lordy, one of Breeet's friends is here... lets hope he/she's got an IQ bigger than his/her shoe size.

I guess the emails are over now...

Bitch nurse wouldn't let me sleep, goddammit. I feel so disoriented

Terminator 4 News

Wait, they changed it this time! Cool, I guess we'll have to figure it out.

You were right the first time, it's the Marzipan one.

How does she get 4000 posts when she's been here 1/2 the time that I have? Incredible.

Stark is going to clean his clock.

Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing Art of Noise - Moments in Love Flock of Seaguls - Come on Eileen

Tonight, at poker night, we play the Wu in rememberance.

Got a call from Spider-man today. Looks like he's survived the Carnage and made it back in one piece, albeit a few pounds lighter.

Shingles sucks.

Dedicated to all the pretty girls, the pretty girls... All the pretty girls of the world, and the ugly girls too! Cause to me you're pretty anyways baby. :(

Well, Huge to the Dork...

Look at all this anti-Microsoft I-Hate-XBOX that spewed from IC's mouth not too long ago. Now he's singing the praises of Halo 2. Hmmmmmmmm, makes you think, no?

That bitch is filthy.

Suddenly a crashing sasquatch came and ate my taint. Flaunting desires in front of a cracksnaggler and noone wanted dick to run out of condoms before they ran headfirst backwards into a poopie-monster that had seventeen bonobos flinging poo killing everyone with bukkake laced feces into darkness infinite. In coherence of a time when salamanders tap danced for rain, she made sardine smoothies to enhance radioactive man metaphorically speaking. Doughnuts are such that pooping shrimp popsicles facilitate orgies inside of caves praying to the nymphomaniac gods for cookies. Then my faz de France in order to get cheese from squeezing kids privates without justification or logic. Sesquipedalian was sitting upside-down anticipating the fucking bastard to duel with rubber chickens chucked heartily until ejaculation of snot. Susan breakdanced destroying France and the frenchy French.

Funny story about Kristin Kreuk... You know my lil' cousin, Karlos? The one that came over for the last two poker nights? He met her at a club on the beach. Even got her number and went back to her hotel with her group of people. He'll give you the details if you ask him.

:music:I don't WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOONNA pickle.

THE PROPERTY OF ONES: "A one that is not cold is barely a one at all."