BigChiefSlapaho

Did you see this week's "Montage"??! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Goddamn inverse controls!

Disappointing... the Terminator 2 crybaby is playing The Crow

No I'm calling it a bomb b/c Jessica Alba can't act... I know she's mad hot tho... and I think Thing looks stupid. Doom might be cool, he's a good actor and plays a mean bad guy.

The face of the new Superman

And is this the lineup for the Fantastic Four movie? Jessica Alba as the invisible woman? Talk about affirmative action at work. Victor Von Doom? From Nip/Tuck? I'm forcasting a bomb on this movie.

How about this one? Any predictions? Jennifer Garner stars in - Elektra

*clears throat* Custer shat vegemite and ate Italian Sausage covered lovingly with snot. Meanwhile... the flaming hedgehog "bukkake" on Custer's face started spurting hot lovin' in mangina then Mr. Smithbrownsonvilletonstein circumncised his man-servant Chewbacca using rusty scissors which cut cheese like rollerskates wind blew leaves up his shorts and that made him crap big time! All shitty turds were soggy and gave him hemmorhoids so he had gotten them popped. So leaking he cummed all around his fast growing made him hurt even harder thrusts were flatulent! As fuck spiders attacked Mufasa's cock which caused tickles through his urethra fungus granting a pardon by total fortune cookies used by midgets invading space camp between where nobody discombobulate. Surprised by gigantic beachballs that have orange penises growing bigger with singing because aliens manipulated feces with 300 Dremels that altered my nipples 20 times before I started plugging batteries directly into my children, dude. Chief Walla-wall-tanka-panka-ping-pong was whacking off before going ballistic in Paris Hilton suckscock mouth. Nevertheless, he felt needy when ejaculating vaginamite sorry if moistened dickcheese sticks. With my fascinating testicles glowing brightly hairless cats named Boogie McFart drop-kicked my geriatric monkapotamous ass. Eventhough we stayed thrusted evenly into a ditch which created wetness between earthworms slithering to the mall inside a Porn Factory that felt like Jaba the Hutt, amigo! Slowly quivering sausages crept towards the border of insanity although the sun alternates and fizzles eminating lucidly scalping flatulence candy intoxicating over melting llamas. When doves cry Prince Albert ran into traffic surprisingly he fondled a groupie tenderly until he was aroused. The woman quickly ran to grab a huge brush made of steel so that she could spank her pet chihuahua inflated like a Japanese hen. Wearing a leather thong they chose to gingerly strip naked!!! The cabanaboy seduced ten virgins sheep and llamas from France who danced Tango who exploded!!!111!11 Jupiter slipped the cabanaboy the tongue with ruffies deeply and fondled his breast singing "copa cabana" like a showgirl. Sgt. Wankie fucked up Sponebob Squarepants and Patrick came on sucking together thoroughly blueballs narrowly licking fingering and thrusting playfully in funkytown. Papa Smurf can I lick porks your ass? Pirates of Hondos poltergeist phoned home to Australia landfill. Walking babysteps and projected a missile baby boom into the bloody hogpin that squashed testicles splattered evenly on the iguana sleeping.

For Viklas, hi?

Shut up idiot.

Claire Forlani

Ahem!.... Custer shat vegemite and ate Italian Sausage covered lovingly with snot. Meanwhile... the flaming hedgehog "bukkake" on Custer's face started spurting hot lovin' in mangina then Mr. Smithbrownsonvilletonstein circumncised his man-servant Chewbacca using rusty scissors which cut cheese like rollerskates wind blew leaves up his shorts and that made him crap big time! All shitty turds were soggy and gave him hemmorhoids so he had gotten them popped. So leaking he cummed all around his fast growing made him hurt even harder thrusts were flatulent! As fuck spiders attacked Mufasa's cock which caused tickles through his urethra fungus granting a pardon by total fortune cookies used by midgets invading space camp between where nobody discombobulate. Surprised by gigantic beachballs that have orange penises growing bigger with singing because aliens manipulated feces with 300 Drmels that altered my nipples 20 times before I started plugging batteries directly into my children, dude.

At least we have a Homestar one

So, my house is like... a damn zoo. We have 3 small dogs. Two weeks ago, a little stray cat (who seems to be the avid huntress around here) came around and I made the mistake of feeding it b/c I love cats. Guess what. Today we picked up a baby golden lab who had just finished getting into a fight. SHE IS THE SWEETEST THING! But I can't keep her. Anyone want a potentially huge dog?

Microsoft unveils its new Ebonics-oriented line of software:

Realm of Hondo's is back on

Man... The neighborhood cats decide to kill a rat. That's good. They left it on my front driveway. THAT SUCKS. It's decomposing and smells really bad. I'M GOING TO GAG.

What's that supposed to mean?!?

I'm floored.

Screwing with a sales person

Oh, right, this coming from the fan of a game that uses the SAME DAMN SPELLS EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. I bet I can list at least 10 off the top of my head. Lightning 1 Lightning 2 Lightning 3 Fire 1 Fire 2 Fire 3 Ice 1 Ice 2 Ice 3 White Meteo

I love the cut-scenes in Diablo II. Very evil.

Next race coming up! October 24th @ Hialeah Park. Check the website for directions http://autox.carlc.com

It's funny. Once, at the Roney Palace on South Beach, I was walking through the lobby and nearly bumped into Raekwon. He really didn't want to be noticed so he hurried his ass up the elevator to the penthouse. I'm guessing there were more Wu in the building.

This woman owns my soul Sung Hi Lee