Something for you to think about...

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

I heard this riddle years ago and I want to see who can figure it out. So far from all the people I've told, no one has figured it out. Sorry this is a really long riddle.

 

There is a pond in the middle of a forest;

Flying over the pond is a fly.

THere is a fish that wants to catch the fly, but it can't unless the fly goes down 6 inches.

 

There is a bear hidding somewhere that wants to catch the fish. But he can't unless the fish jumps up to catch fly and the fly goes down 6 inches.

 

There is a hunter that wants to shoot the bear. But he can't unless the bear goes to catch the fish, the fish jumps up to catch the fly and the fly goes down 6 inches.

 

There is a mouse that wants to get a sandwich the hunter left on the floor. But he can't unless the hunter leaves to shoot the bear.... (so on and so forth)

 

Then there is a Cat that wants ti catch the mouse. But he can't unless the mouse get's the sandwich... ( so on and so forth)

 

So finally, the fly goes down 6 inches, the fish catches the fly, the comes and eats the fish, the hunter leaves to shoot the bear, the mouse goes to eat the sandwich, and as the cat is going to eat the mouse, it trips on a rock and falls into the pond.

 

SO what's the moral of the story??

[Mulan]

I think you told me this riddle and I think I told a few people on this board as well.  It's still cute.  But not sure how the masses will handle it.

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

Alright,but don't say anything until someone gets it!!

[King of Snake]

I'm sure I know the end of the punchline, the cat part but I'm stumped on the rest? ???

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

Does anyone else want to give it a try??

 

I'll give everyone until friday to try and figure it out, then I'll unleash the answer.

[MyLeakyBucket]

Not quite sure. Expecting some coarse punchline as the story involves a fly (trouser-zip) and 6 inches but apart from that, no idea.

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

Actually you are very close. I am quite impressed!!

[TopDawg540]

The moral of the story is dont drop your fly unless your looking for a wet pussy.

 

 

~TD

[Mulan]

Close but that's not the punchline. :p

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

I am quite impressed (I will mention again) with you guys. You people actually think!! I love smart people!! Stupid people suck. Top Dawg was pretty close to the answer. Does anyone else want to take a shot?

[The NZA]

I know it, but :kitty: told me so i dunno if its fair...ill stay quiet.

[TopDawg540]

I GOT IT!!!

 

"remember when a fly drops 6 inches that it screwed alot of people before it reached your pussy"

 

or

 

"when you see a fly drop 6 inches think about how many people it screwed before it gets you wet?"

 

i gotta be close!

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

You were closer the first time you guessed!!

 

And don't say a word....

[BigChiefSlapaho]

Every time someone's fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet.

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

OH MY GOD!!!!!

 

Cheif Slap a Ho is the winner!!!!

 

I can't believe you got it!!!

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

Wait a minute.... did you know it already? I hope not!

[BigChiefSlapaho]

Nah, I had never heard it before... you're kidding that I figured it out, right?

 

Everyone else had good responses, Yahves had a bit too much detail.

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

I wish I were playing around... I'm still in shock just thinking about how you got it right!!!! :thinking:  :0