Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted March 9, 2002 Share Posted March 9, 2002 I heard this riddle years ago and I want to see who can figure it out. So far from all the people I've told, no one has figured it out. Sorry this is a really long riddle. There is a pond in the middle of a forest; Flying over the pond is a fly. THere is a fish that wants to catch the fly, but it can't unless the fly goes down 6 inches. There is a bear hidding somewhere that wants to catch the fish. But he can't unless the fish jumps up to catch fly and the fly goes down 6 inches. There is a hunter that wants to shoot the bear. But he can't unless the bear goes to catch the fish, the fish jumps up to catch the fly and the fly goes down 6 inches. There is a mouse that wants to get a sandwich the hunter left on the floor. But he can't unless the hunter leaves to shoot the bear.... (so on and so forth) Then there is a Cat that wants ti catch the mouse. But he can't unless the mouse get's the sandwich... ( so on and so forth) So finally, the fly goes down 6 inches, the fish catches the fly, the comes and eats the fish, the hunter leaves to shoot the bear, the mouse goes to eat the sandwich, and as the cat is going to eat the mouse, it trips on a rock and falls into the pond. SO what's the moral of the story?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted March 9, 2002 Share Posted March 9, 2002 I think you told me this riddle and I think I told a few people on this board as well. It's still cute. But not sure how the masses will handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted March 11, 2002 Author Share Posted March 11, 2002 Alright,but don't say anything until someone gets it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted March 11, 2002 Share Posted March 11, 2002 I'm sure I know the end of the punchline, the cat part but I'm stumped on the rest? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted March 11, 2002 Author Share Posted March 11, 2002 Does anyone else want to give it a try?? I'll give everyone until friday to try and figure it out, then I'll unleash the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 11, 2002 Share Posted March 11, 2002 Not quite sure. Expecting some coarse punchline as the story involves a fly (trouser-zip) and 6 inches but apart from that, no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted March 11, 2002 Author Share Posted March 11, 2002 Actually you are very close. I am quite impressed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 11, 2002 Share Posted March 11, 2002 The moral of the story is dont drop your fly unless your looking for a wet pussy. ~TD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 Close but that's not the punchline. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted March 12, 2002 Author Share Posted March 12, 2002 I am quite impressed (I will mention again) with you guys. You people actually think!! I love smart people!! Stupid people suck. Top Dawg was pretty close to the answer. Does anyone else want to take a shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 I know it, but :kitty: told me so i dunno if its fair...ill stay quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 12, 2002 Share Posted March 12, 2002 I GOT IT!!! "remember when a fly drops 6 inches that it screwed alot of people before it reached your pussy" or "when you see a fly drop 6 inches think about how many people it screwed before it gets you wet?" i gotta be close! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted March 13, 2002 Author Share Posted March 13, 2002 You were closer the first time you guessed!! And don't say a word.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 Every time someone's fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 OH MY GOD!!!!! Cheif Slap a Ho is the winner!!!! I can't believe you got it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 Wait a minute.... did you know it already? I hope not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Nah, I had never heard it before... you're kidding that I figured it out, right? Everyone else had good responses, Yahves had a bit too much detail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 I wish I were playing around... I'm still in shock just thinking about how you got it right!!!! :thinking: :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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