The NZA Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Men, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. "March 20th" is now officially Steak and Blowjob Day. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable 'March 20th'. Its like a perpetual love machine! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, Steak and BJs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Preach on brotha! Amen and Halleluliah! So shall it be written, so shall it be done! So sayeth the lord! ~TD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Though degrading to women...but damn that was funny. Even couldn't pass up postin that article. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 You only get one Steak and Blowjob day a year in America? It's just we have one the 7th of every month! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 My girlfriend was reading over my shoulder when I first read this post and declared, "Not very good at cooking steak". Cheers IC, here's one I owe you, hehe. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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