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A New Holiday


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Men, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you

get the chance to display your fondness for a

significant other by showering her with gifts,

flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that

women find romantic.


Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one

special, unique gift that will show your wife or

girlfriend that you really do love them more than any

other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret;

guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing

that smile on your face when we get it right is

priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show

their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a

whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit

it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.


"March 20th" is now officially Steak and Blowjob Day.

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday

has been created so you ladies finally have a day to

show your man how much you love him.


No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town;

the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak

and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of

Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher

in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much

harder in February to ensure a memorable 'March 20th'.

Its like a perpetual love machine! The word is already

beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it

needs a little push to start the ball rolling.  So

spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this

crazy world. And, of course, Steak and BJs.

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