Chuck Norris Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 That's right, I am giving you all the opportunity to ask me anything you'd like. But beware: I will roundhouse kick you in the face if you piss me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Seen The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny? Also, will the kids on World of Warcraft chat ever shut up about you? They're makin' you look bad. Not that that's hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Is it true that the ONLY person in the world you are afraid of is GEORGE ZIMMER of the Men's Warehouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Norris Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 Also, will the kids on World of Warcraft chat ever shut up about you? They're makin' you look bad. There will soon be a world event on World of Warcraft in which all noobs will be simultaneously roundhouse kicked in the face. Twice. Not that that's hard. the exception is you will be first Is it true that the ONLY person in the world you are afraid of is GEORGE ZIMMER of the Men's Warehouse? No. I quickly put an end to that misnomer personally. He no longer likes the way he looks. I guarantee it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 How're the infomercials coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Norris Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 How're the infomercials coming? Wonderfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Star Wars or Star Trek my man?..............Choose wisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Norris Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 Star Wars or Star Trek my man?..............Choose wisely. Neither. The ewoks piss me off, and ever since they got rid of Kirk, Trek hasn't been the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Norris Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 There's also the fact that i was originally tapped to play Skywalker. The original title of the movie was going to be Skywalker: Texas Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Yo Chuck, what do ya think about Conan O'Brien usin' clips from your show on his show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Zimmer has the better beard... in my opinion. If your aching bones can make it high enough to do a kick to the face anymore ya old bastard.. then bring it on. How does it feel to be born in 1940... yea 1940!! so what the effe made you feel that singing your theme song in walker for the last few seasons it aired... was a good idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Yo Chuck, If you went back in time and gave Young Chuck Norris a bit of advice, what would you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Dear Chuck. What's the closest to you ever being defeated by anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Dear Chuck. What's the closest to you ever being defeated by anything? I have the answer to that, actually: BRUCE LEE > CHUCK NORRIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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