APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Ok, because of my zombie obsession as of late, I've watched my fair share of the good, the bad and the fucking horrible of zombie flicks! I thought it would be cool for me to share my thoughts on these movies! This is my zombie movie review thread! I won't go into the Romero one's because they deserve thier own threads and this isn't a thread on them... it's a thread on all the rest! Well, without further ado... Undead - Man, what an awesome DVD cover! Hot chick with gas mask (like Romero's 'Crazies') with 3 barreled shotgun! Holy crap, this is gonna be an awesome movie... WRONG!! Crap, crap, crap! Ausie (thanks Skeet) zombie flick that's also an... alien movie? What the?! And corny! I'm sorry... I don't ask for much from a zombie movie! Zombies, boobies, a little gore and that's it! No aliens and no Matrix jumping rednecks! This one just didn't work for me! I give it one star for effort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,00 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 Nope, hated Undead! I like Zombies! I like Aliens! But I don't like 'em together! And that redneck fighting that fish on the boat? What the hell was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Hide and Creep wasn't terrible for a cheap rent of a low budget movie. It had its moments, but if you don't want flying saucers anywhere near your zombies, youd'd best avoid this one. It dares to compare itself to Shaun of the Dead on the dvd cover, but just ignore that (it wouldn't come out well if you compared the two). But hey... rednecks and zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I didn't like Hide and Creep or Undead. Stupid fucking movies wasting my time. I did finally get round to watching Land of the Dead a while back though and that was pretty cool, not as good as the other Romero Dead flicks but still worth a watch. Plus I got a crush on Asia Argento..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash_wednesday Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 And that redneck fighting that fish on the boat? What the hell was that? It was funny. That's what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,00 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 I'm gonna check that one out! I'll be back and let you know what I thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Hey Panch, how was that zombie game you bought at megacon? Is it as easy as connect 4? Damn well better be. I was all "Uh huh" with the join this road to this road shit but when it got to the fucking zombies can go to the gas station bit I was kinda confused. JOSH MIDDLETON IS A COCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I pissed my pants when I saw your Icon 2T, Cher the love man........priceless. This month the Hondonian reveals, Middleton cock smoke or comic genuis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 Haven't played it yet, 2T! Got nobody to play with (awww)! Don't wanna play by myself, cause, well all my "alone time" is reserved for another game... tee hee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nonstop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted March 27, 2006 Author Share Posted March 27, 2006 Got some reviews comin'... stay tuned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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