Blowjobs

[The NZA]

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are

about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts

feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he

leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he

says to her:

 

Darling, would you give me a blow-job?"  Horrified,

she replies "Are you crazy?  My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all

sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so

much?!?"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just

can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you ... "

 

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and

the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair

disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:  "Dad says

to go ahead and give him a blow-job. Or I can do it.

Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for

God sake tell him to take his hand off the

intercom...."

[Kee]

           

[Jumbie]

I pray I dont have daughters...

[Heartlessbitch]

god, that's funny shit right there