The NZA Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: Darling, would you give me a blow-job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you crazy? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow-job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for God sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jumbie Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 I pray I dont have daughters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 god, that's funny shit right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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