alive she cried Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Blaze Byrne "Still B.L.A.Z.E." (feat. Skeeter) [skeet] Yeah swigga still cluckin' with hugh, Spilt milk makes me weep Still Skeet and B-L-A-Z-E (Guess who's back) Still, still doing that gibberish, huh Blaze? [blaze] oh for sho', check me out It's grey hay swigga, M.K. swigga A pile of soap snot, can't keep my skeeter bot seven pea's are hot on my sock I gave grace a monk unlegged the dock Baileys, untaped cabbage, but lemons say Blaze will cough Pow swigga? rehashed diarrhoea smelled chronic Two ducks wanna know who got hit selotape is blamed, a jar of jam stole my mouth shit [skeet - singing] If you ain't up on pace [blaze] Blaze' leg is tame, unshaven rodents are a shame Still, rubbing a thief, still cut up meats Still not loving the beast (uh huh) Still eating a nappy with a cup and some grease (fo sho) Still hover on teeths, stepping on a bee(for life) Still heat fangs, excluding a bang Senseless death, can't be blamed on mange, still Chorus: [skeet] I'm representing for them wankas all across the world Still hitting them pubes lookin' at Hondo's girls [blaze] Still eating rain wrapped around my feet And I still hover on teeths, it's the B-L-A-Z-E [repeat] Since blade runner is there i'm on the mend well, hell, me and Skeet, we dipping again Ate a bog, no mean feat, forgave an m & m it's got no bears, fits nicely in my cheek Still, say clothes in the heat And well my nose has no seat, arose some peat My hand is like a hounds snatch, arrow is a cheat See a cat in Taiwanese, a rope for a sheep Wake up in some jam, in a compost heap I can be hired to sew knees to your seat It's not the flu, it's just a tyre, in my poo Since a pile of shite from that pool in a shoe I'm still an attic, Oslo asthmatic Put a mole on his white tie and crap static swamp meat, is sickly green, and moore-tastic My skip shoes dented a bin, Still B-L-A-Z-E [Chorus] An egg muffin gave a whore hot shit An udder classically revealed with a tribes tit Weather is cooling little jack Horner with his thigh itch (iatch) Lay sweat on ones cap, do some tax I'm representing for them wankas all across the world (Still hitting them pubes lookin' at Hondo's girls) I'll bray for the heck, Dan here'll plot your face on a map Swiggas try to be ming with no ace in the pack [skeet] Soph you ain't huntin' thangs [blaze] Blaze be gay but not in a jumbie kinda way Still stole a chap from his mummy Still ain't tripping, laces tied right don't make you look funny Stated brine wrestled good, leased out goms stole my food Built a shrine to Eddy Hobbs, normal siving's hard Shams poo looks grey, Bridie fancies Lars Still toilet minds regard moss [Chorus x1.5] [skeet] My cat, might stack pups in your other cup of gas "Dyin' alive" cussed four Lennies Badge for sit-ups, B-L-A-Z-E right back on top of thangs "Stoked" hums a bit of fog No crest, no seeds, no hems, no bricks Sung thought well, shitty mickey icky, a little wee? put it in his hair hair For you some poo B.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Record it for an extra 1000 hondos cool points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 you know i'm actually seriously considering it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 DO IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 I'm so there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I... Just don't know. Nice work though, to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 I... Just don't know. Nice work though, to be sure. still no likey blaze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 No, I just.... Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lottie Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Fuck. Do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 No, I just.... Wow. skeet are you ok? i can see this made a deep impact on you. don't keep it in man, it's good to talk Fuck. Do it. for you anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Y'all could totally do this. Skeet would record his parts, vocals only, and send them to ASC. From there, it's easy. Just find a karaoke mp3 and that's it. DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIT!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 ok i'm up for this, skeet im gonna put your lines in red, i'm assumin' you know the original "Still D.R.E.". if not, get knowin' it Blaze Byrne "Still B.L.A.Z.E." (feat. Skeeter) [skeet] Yeah swigga still cluckin' with hugh, Spilt milk makes me weep Still Skeet and B-L-A-Z-E (Guess who's back) Still, still doing that gibberish, huh Blaze? [blaze] oh for sho', check me out It's grey hay swigga, M.K. swigga A pile of soap snot, can't keep my skeeter bot seven pea's are hot on my sock I gave grace a monk unlegged the dock Baileys, untaped cabbage, but lemons say Blaze will cough Pow swigga? rehashed diarrhoea smelled chronic Two ducks wanna know who got hit selotape is blamed, a jar of jam stole my mouth shit [skeet - singing] If you ain't up on pace [blaze] Blaze' leg is tame, unshaven rodents are a shame Still, rubbing a thief, still cut up meats Still not loving the beast (uh huh) Still eating a nappy with a cup and some grease (fo sho) Still hover on teeths, stepping on a bee(for life) Still heat fangs, excluding a bang Senseless death, can't be blamed on mange, still Chorus: [skeet] I'm representing for them wankas all across the world Still hitting them pubes lookin' at Hondo's girls [blaze] Still eating rain wrapped around my feet And I still hover on teeths, it's the B-L-A-Z-E [repeat] Since blade runner is there i'm on the mend well, hell, me and Skeet, we dipping again Ate a bog, no mean feat, forgave an m & m it's got no bears, fits nicely in my cheek Still, say clothes in the heat And well my nose has no seat, arose some peat My hand is like a hounds snatch, arrow is a cheat See a cat in Taiwanese, a rope for a sheep Wake up in some jam, in a compost heap I can be hired to sew knees to your seat It's not the flu, it's just a tyre, in my poo Since a pile of shite from that pool in a shoe I'm still an attic, Oslo asthmatic Put a mole on his white tie and crap static swamp meat, is sickly green, and moore-tastic My skip shoes dented a bin, Still B-L-A-Z-E [Chorus] An egg muffin gave a whore hot shit An udder classically revealed with a tribes tit Weather is cooling little jack Horner with his thigh itch (iatch) Lay sweat on ones cap, do some tax I'm representing for them wankas all across the world (Still hitting them pubes lookin' at Hondo's girls) I'll bray for the heck, Dan here'll plot your face on a map Swiggas try to be ming with no ace in the pack [skeet] Soph you ain't huntin' thangs [blaze] Blaze be gay but not in a jumbie kinda way Still stole a chap from his mummy Still ain't tripping, laces tied right don't make you look funny Stated brine wrestled good, leased out goms stole my food Built a shrine to Eddy Hobbs, normal siving's hard Shams poo looks grey, Bridie fancies Lars Still toilet minds regard moss [Chorus x1.5] [skeet] My cat, might stack pups in your other cup of gas "Dyin' alive" cussed four Lennies Badge for sit-ups, B-L-A-Z-E right back on top of thangs "Stoked" hums a bit of fog No crest, no seeds, no hems, no bricks Sung thought well, shitty mickey icky, a little wee? put it in his hair hair For you some poo B.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lottie Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 *Big grin* I'll order a copy of that along with the T-shirt please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you have been waiting for is finally upon you. The very first single off of the new album "2007", by Blaze Byrne. But first some bad news, although we had advertised that this song would feature words and lyrics from crap rap superstar Skeeter, sadly due to him being a dick unavailable, he was unwilling unable to partake on this record. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel, luckily we were able to purchase the new Skeeter Bot which was able to peform Skeeter's lines. Sadly there was a mix-up in the factory, and instead of an angry, slow-witted, constipated, player hatin' aussie voice, we instead were shocked to find the most angelic voice known to man. It kinda sounds like a young Irish guy from the west coast doin' a piss poor Snoop Dogg impersonation. Well now that we have that out of the way, I present to you Still B.L.A.Z.E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Ahhh....I just recieved the following statement from Blaze Byrne's managerial team. Blaze Byrne would like to explain the reason her voice sounds so different on this song.She unfortunately was kicked in the neck by a honey combed horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 All I get is a page where I can't listen to it. Please fix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 yeah i got that the first time i clicked, but i clicked on it again and got through. try it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Look. My name somehow gota attached to this- what's the story? Did you need me to record my vocals or something? Huh? Wha'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 Record it for an extra 1000 hondos cool points.- Jax you know i'm actually seriously considering it. - me Y'all could totally do this. Skeet would record his parts, vocals only, and send them to ASC. From there, it's easy. Just find a karaoke mp3 and that's it. DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIT!!!!!! - Jax ok i'm up for this, skeet im gonna put your lines in red, i'm assumin' you know the original "Still D.R.E.". if not, get knowin' itBlaze Byrne "Still B.L.A.Z.E." (feat. Skeeter) [skeet] Yeah swigga still cluckin' with hugh, Spilt milk makes me weep Still Skeet and B-L-A-Z-E (Guess who's back) Still, still doing that gibberish, huh Blaze? [blaze] oh for sho', check me out It's grey hay swigga, M.K. swigga A pile of soap snot, can't keep my skeeter bot seven pea's are hot on my sock I gave grace a monk unlegged the dock Baileys, untaped cabbage, but lemons say Blaze will cough Pow swigga? rehashed diarrhoea smelled chronic Two ducks wanna know who got hit selotape is blamed, a jar of jam stole my mouth shit [skeet - singing] If you ain't up on pace [blaze] Blaze' leg is tame, unshaven rodents are a shame Still, rubbing a thief, still cut up meats Still not loving the beast (uh huh) Still eating a nappy with a cup and some grease (fo sho) Still hover on teeths, stepping on a bee(for life) Still heat fangs, excluding a bang Senseless death, can't be blamed on mange, still Chorus: [skeet] I'm representing for them wankas all across the world Still hitting them pubes lookin' at Hondo's girls [blaze] Still eating rain wrapped around my feet And I still hover on teeths, it's the B-L-A-Z-E [repeat] Since blade runner is there i'm on the mend well, hell, me and Skeet, we dipping again Ate a bog, no mean feat, forgave an m & m it's got no bears, fits nicely in my cheek Still, say clothes in the heat And well my nose has no seat, arose some peat My hand is like a hounds snatch, arrow is a cheat See a cat in Taiwanese, a rope for a sheep Wake up in some jam, in a compost heap I can be hired to sew knees to your seat It's not the flu, it's just a tyre, in my poo Since a pile of shite from that pool in a shoe I'm still an attic, Oslo asthmatic Put a mole on his white tie and crap static swamp meat, is sickly green, and moore-tastic My skip shoes dented a bin, Still B-L-A-Z-E [Chorus] An egg muffin gave a whore hot shit An udder classically revealed with a tribes tit Weather is cooling little jack Horner with his thigh itch (iatch) Lay sweat on ones cap, do some tax I'm representing for them wankas all across the world (Still hitting them pubes lookin' at Hondo's girls) I'll bray for the heck, Dan here'll plot your face on a map Swiggas try to be ming with no ace in the pack [skeet] Soph you ain't huntin' thangs [blaze] Blaze be gay but not in a jumbie kinda way Still stole a chap from his mummy Still ain't tripping, laces tied right don't make you look funny Stated brine wrestled good, leased out goms stole my food Built a shrine to Eddy Hobbs, normal siving's hard Shams poo looks grey, Bridie fancies Lars Still toilet minds regard moss [Chorus x1.5] [skeet] My cat, might stack pups in your other cup of gas "Dyin' alive" cussed four Lennies Badge for sit-ups, B-L-A-Z-E right back on top of thangs "Stoked" hums a bit of fog No crest, no seeds, no hems, no bricks Sung thought well, shitty mickey icky, a little wee? put it in his hair hair For you some poo B.B. - me Don't you dare pretend that you did'nt know about this. You've hurt me enough already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Mate, me and this thread were like two ships sailing in the night. You had this huge fuckling sig, I saw that it was a BlazaByrne thing so I stayed away. Please don't underestimate how much BB truly irritates me man, Even if it's your hand up her arse. It's like Alana developing a fetish for fucking me in the arse with a spikey strap-on. I'll love her til the day I die, but some of those habits just don't sit well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 it's alright man i understand. she annoys me too. anyway did you listen to the song? i think she and the skeeter bot did a damn fine job. some reaction from anybody would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 M'at work but I'll listen to it when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 cool, least someone is showin' a little interest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I had no idea BB was supposed to be a chick. I guess that's why her voice was so annoying in this song. I think it should be rerecorded. My suggestions are this: Skeeter record his parts, acapella, in separate sound files. A female hondonian volunteering to recorded BB's part. A female rap and sounding thuggish will still sound like a female. ASC pretending to be a female by singing in a high voice, does not sound good. This should also be acapella, also in separate sound files. With those two vocal performances recorded, ASC (or I) can take them and mix them appropriately with a karaoke mp3. Done properly, this is something the hondonian community can be proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 I had no idea BB was supposed to be a chick. I guess that's why her voice was so annoying in this song. I think it should be rerecorded. My suggestions are this: Skeeter record his parts, acapella, in separate sound files. A female hondonian volunteering to recorded BB's part. A female rap and sounding thuggish will still sound like a female. ASC pretending to be a female by singing in a high voice, does not sound good. This should also be acapella, also in separate sound files. With those two vocal performances recorded, ASC (or I) can take them and mix them appropriately with a karaoke mp3. Done properly, this is something the hondonian community can be proud of. the dre parts were blaze, but she's a butch lesbian so she's supposed to sound like a man (how good are you gonna sound after being kicked in the neck by a horse), the snoop dogg parts that you thought was me doing a woman, were my terrible attempt at a snoop dogg impersonation (i guess they were even worse than i thought). But there's no doubt that if skeet were to record the snoop dogg parts it'd be class, also the real reason i did blaze's voice so weird is...wait for it... i can't rap, so i tried to save myself embarrassment by hiding behind a strange voice. If one of the girls here think's they could handle blaze's butchieness i'm all for it. come on people, let's make this "something the hondonian community can be proud of" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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