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So, you have to guest from wich episode it is the quote. I have a feeling Acalis is gonna be here all the time...

 

Lets start:

 

Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.

 

Homer: Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (slams the door, then put his head back round) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

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So, you have to guest from wich episode it is the quote. I have a feeling Acalis is gonna be here all the time...

Genius Boogie! And you're right, I will be here often! :2T:

 

Lets start:

 

Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.

 

Homer: Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (slams the door, then put his head back round) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

Oh that's easy, the Flaming Moe episode!

 

Hmmm lemme try. I got several good ones on my signature alone:

 

 

Homer: "You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?!"

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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

If I am not mistaken, that's the episode where Homer joins the Navy. I like this game!

 

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?

 

Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.

 

Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.

 

Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

 

Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

 

Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

 

Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

 

Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.

 

Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.

 

Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.

 

Homer: Bart, go to your room!

 

Lisa: Why don't you just eat him!

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I believe it was called Lisa The Vegetarian. The best quote from that episode what the "When you grow up, are you going to marry a carrot?" one. Awesome.

 

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?

Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but oh man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.

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Brother's Little Helper (aka the Focusyn episode)

 

 

Bart: So that means if you're in Argentina or ... Rand McNally, everything's backwards?

 

Lisa: Yes. In fact, in Rand McNally they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

 

Bart: Cool!

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