Boogie Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 So, you have to guest from wich episode it is the quote. I have a feeling Acalis is gonna be here all the time... Lets start: Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy. Homer: Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (slams the door, then put his head back round) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 So, you have to guest from wich episode it is the quote. I have a feeling Acalis is gonna be here all the time... Genius Boogie! And you're right, I will be here often! Lets start: Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy. Homer: Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (slams the door, then put his head back round) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. Oh that's easy, the Flaming Moe episode! Hmmm lemme try. I got several good ones on my signature alone: Homer: "You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 Bart gets an Elephant. Great episode! Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. If I am not mistaken, that's the episode where Homer joins the Navy. I like this game! Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room! Lisa: Why don't you just eat him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 I believe it was called Lisa The Vegetarian. The best quote from that episode what the "When you grow up, are you going to marry a carrot?" one. Awesome. Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet? Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but oh man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 That's from "A Fish Called Selma", the episode where Selma marries Troy McClure. Bart: Hey, look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that or Batman's really let himself go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 Hahahahahaha El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) Wiggum: Shoot the tires out, Lou! Lou: Uh…it's a tank, chief! Wiggum: You know what? I'm getting real tired of your excuses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Brother's Little Helper (aka the Focusyn episode) Bart: So that means if you're in Argentina or ... Rand McNally, everything's backwards? Lisa: Yes. In fact, in Rand McNally they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people. Bart: Cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 3, 2007 Author Share Posted August 3, 2007 Bart vs. Australia Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Episode "Lost Our Lisa", where Lisa runs away to see an Egyptian exhibit at the Museum. Here's another one from my sig: Homer: Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 21, 2007 Author Share Posted August 21, 2007 Homer and Apu. When Apu loses his kwik E mart because of him.... Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 the one where bart and lisa write fro itchy and scratchy Willie: Ach Wendel. Tis a mighty puddle of puke. Wendell: I'm sorry. Willie: That's all right lad. You reminded me of why I got into this work in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 fuck.. I can't remember the name of that episode.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'm gonna have to quote Ned on this one. "As the tree said to the lumberjack, 'I'm Stumped'." You got me here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 New quote? Mel Brooks is Jewish!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 Like Father, like clown. When we learn that Krusty is Jew and he's father doesn't like his profession. Grandpa: Quick! We have to Kill the boy!! Marge: How do you know he's a vampire? Grandpa: Hes a vampire?? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH [runs off] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Bart Simpson's Dracula, part of Treehouse of Horror IV. Homer: I did it! I've changed the world! Now I know exactly how God feels. Marge: You want turkey, sausage or ham? Homer: Bring me two of every animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Hey Boogie, whatever happened? This thread was supposed to be a hit, but it fell faster than lead-covered bricks from a plane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted October 17, 2007 Author Share Posted October 17, 2007 I don't know, I thought the same... Oh what a great idea!! Looks like the real Simpsons fans are a small group of people... and no one is here in Hondos. Lets see if I can provoke them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I don't know, I thought the same... Oh what a great idea!!Looks like the real Simpsons fans are a small group of people... and no one is here in Hondos. Lets see if I can provoke them... How about trying to solve the last one I posted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 "Oh, they have the internet on computers now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 "Oh, they have the internet on computers now." that was the episode where homer becomes junior vice president of compuglobalhypermeganet Mr. Burns:Take her down, Smithers! Smithers: Uh... You're flying the plane, sir. Mr. Burns: Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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