Ron Hightower

He did a monkey and Pennywise. It's only fair.

I wanna morph into the monkey.

I just don't know what to think...

I've never laughed so hard in my life.*tears*

As Panch storms out with everyone's coats he slips on the severed head and falls into the street. While brushing himself off a sausage truck slams into him killing him instantly. The driver is unaware and proceeds to finish his delivery of sausages to Hondo's Bar. Overjoyed, the Hondonians begin to shove sausages down their throats. Panch is unidentifiable on account that he turned into a fine mist when hit. Only two middle fingers remain in the street...

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen! I've never laughed so hard and much in my life!

Thank you. Thank you

HOW TO SPEAK AUSTRALIAN STRAIGHT BEER FOSTERS: AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER ...and now back to the show... Interior: Hondo's Bar's bathroom. Also know as 'The Crap Shack'. JZA is standing in front of the urinal with a confused look... either it seems his penis size has disappointed him or he simply doesn't know how to use the urinal. He is from Australia after all. Panch walks in... Panch: Oh, Christ... Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Jay: Badrfrajilthvissmacktuooo. Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Panch: Wait, hold on, let me get my 'FostersTM How to speak Australian' translator out. *pulls out small book* Audience: WOOOOOOOOOO!!! YEAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Panch: Ok, say that again? Jay: Badrfrajilthvissmacktuooo. Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaha!!! Panch: *whispers to self while flipping through book* Ok... 'I have to tell you something'. Is that what you said? Jay: *nods* Panch: Oh great, it's gonna be one of THOSE episodes... Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Jay: Dunblutriftooplotdumbuldore... Audience: HAHAHAHA!! Panch: *flips through book* 'I have'... what do you have Jay? Jay: *drops his head* ...Assburgers. Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Panch: *flips through book, stops* Wait, what? Did you just say... 'ass... burgers'? Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Jay: *starts to storm out* Panch: Wait... do you mean... Aspergers? Audience: *deathly quiet* Panch: I... I never knew. Jay: *stands, back towards Panch* Panch: This explains a lot actually. Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Jay: *runs out* Panch: Jay wait! Damn... I guess this will be resolved later... *winks* Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Panch: *puts away book, stands 2 feet from urinal, starts to unzip pants* Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YEAH!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Scene ends.

Yikes.

Caught these two acts in concert tonight. Great fucking show! Thanks Jon

Great cast, but would of been a dud without Charlie Day. Charlie makes that movie

I don't think it was you. My phone's been acting all buggy.

I hope this isn't the one Axel posted. I can't see his image.

Ok, last one.

Don't forget Tagalog.

I was 20 years old and didn't know shit. Now I'd just walk up in there, put a roll of money on the table and drop my pants.

There's a bunch in Miami (you just gotta know where to look), but I never got one here... in Tampa on the other hand... Nah, when I was stationed in Tampa there was a bunch of these massage parlors, too (first time I'd ever seen one). A couple of the guys and I would go and get massages, but never any happy endings. We all were hoping to get it (we were all around 20 at the time), but were too pussy to ask. One day we walked into one and one of the guys just asked and they ran us outta there. Pfffft. We never went again.

AWESOMENESS! This game has truly consumed my life! How much is that expansion?

Best. Book. Ever.

Fugees works.