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C_U_SPACECOWBOY

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  1. Apparently no backward compat for the slim. I don't know how I feel about it. It's not slim enough for me...

     

    Has the same footprint as the PS3 Fat. Not the huge differenece we saw between the PS2 and the PStwo.

  2. ok, so forgive me here, but we dont really have a "heinous chicks" thread, and i think it was spiffytee who put nasty-ass lady gaga in here a while back. not only is her music fucking horrendous, i think she might have a dong.

     

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    go on, tell me its a camel foot or something, but please dont tell me you find this chick attractive. her face was busted long before she started wearing dumb shit that'd make bjork blush.

     

    Someone actually told me recently that she was a hermie.

  3. Space beats me at TrueAchievements, now that i know the system there, i realize if you play the most popular games and get the rarest achievements from them, you skyrocket...its weird that ive got harder-earned ones but the Rock Band ones seem to top my list, but then, lotta people play that one.
    Yeah, my theory on the relatively simple rock band ones holding so much weight is that it's a party game. The majority of people who play it are at some one else's house (a la most of us at Nick's) and don't actually own it themselves. Because of that, MOST people are playing local multiplayer instead of grinding out those 'cheevos.

     

    i thought you guys'd be happy i came back down to your level on Live, i mean, would you rather we do this with trophies?
    It is good to have you slumming it on live again!
  4. Your move Nick!

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    Oh, and I'd like to submit into record more evidence for my case of Jon > Nick,

     

    BEHOLD! From Trueachievements.com!

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    I get more props for my blatant lack of Avatar achievements!

  5. i dont think john or anyone here can pull off Little Rocket Man in Half-Life 2. id be willing to put $5 to see it done legit.

    You know, I'd been meaning to go back and get that bitch.The die is cast....it's on. I'm already spending that five bucks Nick!

     

    Space has quite a bit in Family Fun Time Shit

     

    170. I have 170 points in Family Fun Time Nick. It represents a whopping 0.76% of my gamerscore and falling I might add. And it's not boosting, I legitimatly bought that game because my friend Richard wouldn't stop bitching about how it was fun and he didn't have anyone to play with. I subsequently whooped his ass in a little battleship!

     

     

    And what's up with this PC achievements going on your Xbox live profile bullshit!? I saw Bishop Cruz playing Dawn of War II the other day. I call foul! I say we institute a moratorium of Bishop's DoW II achievements until such time that the game is released on 360!!!

  6. In honor of Father's Day, Kotaku did feature on the best and worst videogame dads. Here's what they had to say about the King of All Cosmos...

     

    King of All Cosmos, Katamari Damacy – Father of The Prince: His binge drinking wiped out the world, and he sent his son to clean up the mess. What a role model.

     

    lol!

  7. AWESOME! Thank you, Jon.

     

    No need to thank me Panch. Bringing awesome into people's lives, it's just what I do (that, and protecting the free world!)

     

    Nick'll watch what he wants WHEN he wants

     

    Oh, and don't forget play what he wants WHEN he wants. Kid sat on my copy of Assasin's Creed so long I'm surprised it didn't hatch!

  8. I kinda wish they named this "Left 4 Dead Too". Replacing the number "2" with the word "Too" serving as a of reversal of the first game's replacing of the word "for" with the number "4". The switch in the first one was a play on words (numbers?), as the "4" alludes to the fact that there are 4 survivors. The switch for the second would also make sense as this new batch of survivors is "also" left for dead.

     

    It's just the sort of thing that amuses me to no end.

     

    I know, I'm a big dork.

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    The name kinda gives it away but it's a very "realistic" portrayal of the ramifications of time travel. I once read an article on the subject that said that we'd know we created a time machine when we build it, turn it on, and some guy from the future gets out. It deals with time travel in a similar way to the independent film from a few year's back Primer, except while Primer had a more documentary feel, this is presented more as a thriller. In the normal cut, the film is presented from the perspective of the main character, so time is subjective. The "exclusive cut" is the film shuffled to be linear in time, from the perspective of an outsider. It's neat to see how the film works differently in the two cuts. If you are not at all interested in time travel, maybe pass on this one.

     

     

  10. Oh man, I can't wait!! :yup:

     

    Tho, I can already tell, he's going to rip our fucking hearts out with that thing.

     

    Ueda: "That's it, grow to love your guardian...LOVE HIM!"

     

    Us: "Gosh, I love my guardian, he's my bestest friend in the whole wide world!"

     

    Ueda: "EXCELLENT!! Keep playing, that's it. It will make it all the sweeter when I KILL/CONSUME WITH EVIL/HAVE SOME GUY ON A HORSE COME AND STAB IN THE MAGIC SEAL him at the end of the game!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"

     

    Mark my words! MARK THEM!!!

  11. "Blockbuster exclusive"?

     

    Yeah, Blockbuster Video, the rental chain. I thought it was weird too! It's basically an alternate cut of the movie (Can't say too much without giving away the structure of the movie). I bought the dvd at bestbuy.com, no alternate cut!!

  12. Rented this flick from Blockbuster a month or two ago and been meaning to post about it. Anyone else seen/heard of it? If not, definately check it out! I do suggest renting it from Blockbuster tho, as there is a "Blockbuster exclusive" feature on the dvd that makes the film worthy of back to back viewings IMO.

     

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    From what I've heard, a domestic adaptation is in the works for 2010-11. Do yourselves a favor and check it out before we royally fuck it up.

  13. alright, so id say MS owned so far, i hope sony & nintendo have some shit to match.

     

    Project Natal alone has my interest

     

    Don't know about project Natal. Has Shades of that old Red Steel promo trailer that made me think it was going to be the greatest FPS ever made.

     

    Don't expect me to swallow this "Note: Target Video - Actual Experience may vary" bullshit.

  14. Didn't see this one coming!

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    Valve turning out a sequel in under a year!? Would've been thrilled at the anouncement of a new campaign for L4D1, let alone a full blown sequel.

     

    Hey Nick, maybe you should have held out a little longer to trade for this one! :FHD:

  15. Look at my played games and you will see that I don't have alot of "padding". Spider-Man: FoF was a gift for my birthday from some chick that don't know no better. All she knows is that I like Spider-Man. You're just mad that you don't have girls buying you shit.

     

    If some bitch bought me Spiderman: FoF for my birthday I would punch her right in the mouth. Why? For the humiliation I would suffer, and for the affront to my gamerscore that EVEN ONE achievement from that game would represent. How's else she gonna learn? What if I bought you a box of Spiderman tampons? Or a Spidey-douche? Would you use them? No, because as much as you LOVE Spidey, those products aren't intended for you.

  16. Brass. Motherfuckin'. balls. At the same time as Seriously good at this, and little Sister Saviour.

    Yea, I'm going for all 1100 in one run. Don't have the luxury to play games more than once these days. Too many games, too little time.

     

    BTW, Isn't it hilarious how Irish keeps refering to the "brass balls" achievement as "big balls."

     

    and the internet "my penis is bigger than your penis" competition continues
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  17. "Big Balls" is beating Bioshock on hard mode (which i managed) but turning the vita-chambers off, an option the new DLC brought. it strikes me as batshit insane, as the first big daddy mustve killed me like a dozen times. it can be done, but very fucking carefully and youd have to save the game in almost every room, as hard mode (granted, i wasnt buying health as much as i shouldve) saw me walking into rooms, especially in the big theatre level, and bam! tagged by 2 of those hanging splicers and im dead.

     

    You almost gave me a heart attack Irish. I just finished fort frolic, haven't used a vita-chamber, then I read this post about "turning them off." WTF!? I had just been reloading when I die!! After a frantic search on 2k games forums, I found out that you don't have to turn them off, just load if you die and you SHOULD get it. Unfortunatly I now have a nagging down seated in the root of my brain. I fear I won't be able to focus on anything else till I finish and get the damn thing.

  18. heh, heh, heh

     

     

    Thanks for the complement Irish! I don't know though, Panch might just beat me. Of course, I'M not padding my gamerscore with kids games like Spiderman: FOF.

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