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Dude, the two of us drunk together might spell disaster for the weaker Hondonians. I'm telling you that this'll be Megacon all over again. SiBob and Jesi couldn't wait to get away from me! I was (with 2Track's help) so fucking obnoxious that all that shit that happened recently started then!

Maybe I'm 'hibernating' till you get here. Seriously, I envision me and 2Track at Megacon all over again when you come. But like 10 times worse. I bring out the drunkness in people. You'll see.

Which one? Transformers 1 or 2? Don't even bother with the first one. Not unless you do what I did. Seriously, my brother and I were rollin' for hours when he walked into my room and was like 'what are you doin...' right as I'm driving full speed in the game with Prime and transform right as the song goes 'YOU GOT THE TOUCH'! It was perfect timing! We still talk about that (if we were talking, right now).

Cause I was legitimately amused. I thought the movie was hilarious! Seriously, I loved that flick! Am I losing it in my old age, you think?

It's true. It was eh, but the only reason I played it was cause I burned the 80s Transformers animated movie soundtrack to my 360 hard drive and wanted to run around as Optimus Prime to 'YOU GOT THE TOUCH!!!' (totally worth it, by the way). Ghostbusters has the soundtrack already in it!!

You know, all this Transformers 2 hate is actually bothering me. I was just on the phone with Jon (Spacecowboy) for an hour and couldn't believe his anti-love (not really hate). I'm disappointed that more people didn't like it...

I can't believe this one got passed Nick.

Hopefully EVERYBODY buys it. We need a sequel now...

Ok, back to zombies. So Baytor, which is your favorite zombie flick?

And for chicks hoping to let their inner-whore out. I just don't get those crazy Halloween costumes. I'm not complaining, but I don't get their thinking. 'I'm not a slut, but I can dress like one for one day outta the year'. Yeah right. Sorry, of topic.

Seriously, why isn't anyone talking about this game!? It was awesome!

Read away, Mr. H. I tagged the only thing I thought might (although, already mentioned) be a spoiler.

ONE OUTTA FIVE??!! Man, at least a 2! Jk. Yeah, I can see why you didn't like it. It's not great, but I at least I had a good time watching it and that was good enough for me. I wanna take it to Nick's so we can all watch it in a group. I think that it'll work that way. Everyone laughing at all the ridiculousness. I'm glad you don't have your list, cause I don't have mine either (my list is no doubt dwarfed by yours).

First off, the movie should be renamed 'Optimus Prime is a Fucking Badass (as if we already didn't know), and Pee Before Starting This Flick'. Yes, it was long, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It was perfect to me. Comedy, drama, romance, BIG FUCKING ROBOTS KICKING ASS, MEGAN FOX!!!! I'm officially declaring her the hottest woman on the planet. I mean, what's up with all this hate? About the movie, I mean (anyone hating on Mrs. Fox should die a painful sexless death... or better yet, with shoved up their ass). Back to the hate. The only complaint I can see people having is the length, but we already now I like 'stuff' good and looooong. Seriously, realism kinda goes out the window when you have alien robots that transform into vehicles in a movie. And the acting? Who goes to see the acting? I mean, this is like 'the Godzilla argument'. I couldn't get how people were like, 'the acting, the acting'! You don't go to Godzilla to see the acting! You go to see the BIG FUCKING LIZARD CRUSH BUILDINGS! Acting is what movies like Schindler's List are for. This movie was part one, but longer! Perfection!!! Man, people are nuts for not enjoying this movie for what it was (except Alana). BRING ON PART 3!!!!!!

Told ya... Thanks for the link, man. Trail and (lots of) error kills me, but I'm a glutton for punishment. I know all about it. I know they're considered classics, but I haven't seen 'em yet. You know, I'm real curious on your list of owned zombie flicks... Thanks for that. What beats Cemetery Man now in boobage is Zombie Strippers. Which I actually liked. What'd you think, Baytor?

Be back with a response soon...

That movie had it's moments, but man, was it out there. It's considered a genre gem (and I can see why), but that's still not saying much. So Baytor, your zombie movie knowledge is pretty awesome! Where do you get most of your info? After being sick of hunting down zombie flicks at local video shops, I finally bought a book for some help. Book of the Dead. Man, this book is great. It chronicles the ENTIRE (well up until Shaun and Land) history of zombie flicks. And man, is this thing thorough. Thousands of movies are reviewed!

Yes, and that's a great description! Although, madness is probably a closer one. And it's really that reason why it didn't make my cut. Let me just say though... that chick... was GORGEOUS! Did she not have the most beautiful pair of tits in any zombie movie? I was on the fence for a few days whether to keep it or not... just cause of them!

I read (somewhere) that it was always Romero's wish to make zombies 'smart'. It's the idea that even though their monsters, they're still us. We're not all that different. Like in The Dead Next Door (kinda)! Who knows, I've always thought Romero's flicks had a certain 'realism' to them (it's why I asked the question about aware zombies). Something like that wouldn't seem real to me. RE1 - Great! I loved it! Got kinda weird towards the end, but great. I didn't mind so much about the non-game characters (since I didn't play the game much). RE2 - Crap! I hated it! That movie is a perfect example on how NOT to listen to the fans (that and Spidey 3... yeah. I said it). Fanboys fucked that movie up. RE3 - Better, but still crap. I didn't have many expectations for this, but was hopeful. Nope. RE: Degeneration - Wow! Great flick. Very worthy to my collection. Baytor, must watch! Where and how? Best thing to happen to zombies since the Resident Evil games. I feel that once the 3rd flick comes out, it'll be the British's own zombie masterpiece. Equivalent to what Romero's are to America and Fulci's to Italy.

Fido is the man, err... zombie, but I was talkin' about the idea of an 'aware' zombie. Romero wasn't the first to introduce 'him/her', but he (obviously) finds them important. In my universe, zombies wouldn't ever be like that, but what Romero says what it is. You know, being the Zombie Godfather and all.

So Baytor, what do you think about Romero's 'aware' zombies (Bub, Big Daddy)?

No he didn't. I'm holding it for ransom.

Great movie! I really liked that remake. My boy Zack Snyder (300, Watchmen) did very well in telling the same, but still different Romero story.