Panch

16,000! I'm coming for you Achievement hoarding fucks!

Oh man, I remember when that came out! Kids our age were doing backflips and shit! MJ AND MJ in a video... TOGETHER?! It was like 2 universes colliding, but not in that gay DC way. This was AWESOME!

In looking for this video I found out that one was never made. I was a big fan of this song when it came out. At the time, I was in Kuwait and was working the graveyard shift. Most nights, while my partner caught winks, I'd listen to the R&B station (really what passed for an R&B station there was a bunch of slower pop songs). This song would come on 3 or 4 times in a 12 hour shift and really grew to love it. It reminded me of home. Ironically, now, it reminds me of Kuwait. Well, here's a fan made video... Enjoy!

This song and video are so underrated. Enjoy!

OMG!OMG!OMG!

Or hung. And speaking of hung, you didn't like the Nick Cannon version of Day? JK. Of course you didn't. Yes, it's bad, but there's something about it that entertains me. I like it, but only for it's ridiculous badness. I actually laugh at the movie. I think it's funny. I haven't seen Night 3D, but I'm soooo scared to. I always see it at Blockbuster, but don't have the balls to rent it. I'm so sick of seeing HORRIBLE zombie flicks. Especially, if it's a Romero remake. Savini's remake is very good (Romero was very involved in that movie...). And Dawn remake? Awesome! Snyder can do no wrong with me. There was also a rumor that he would direct the Dawn remake sequel, but that ain't happening now.

Reminds me... Here's another awesome song...

Well, I'm getting it framed for my house, to go over the fireplace (cause it's so hot, ZING).

Didn't you say that the Panchcock shots were for 'Alana'? I'm starting to believe otherwise...

Ok, so here's to hoping that you get to this topic.

Nah, just wanted to have a thread were folks can put up every MJ video... just so I can watch 'em. Here's another one:

Yes... and the letters pages at the end have certain... photos... which you have already paid for.

Now, I know it ain't Thriller, but that'd be too obvious.

Popeye's and Churches! But you gotta go to those establishments in DA HOOD! You get the full experience that way. I'll take you to some in Da Ridge area that'll be poifect! Pack a 'Fitty' vest!

Seriously, I've never sent shit. Well wait, I did send my Xbox in for repairs, but that doesn't count, right? I mean, it WAS for myself. I've never sent anything to anyone else. I'm a selfish fuck when it comes to that. Also, on this topic... haven't I been saying I'm gonna send Skeet a 'trade' of the Spidey-Panch issues of Blood Bath? Man, I only said that cause I KNEW the fuck would make it here EVENTUALLY! Now in November he'll get the goods. See? Everybody's happy. Nothing sent.

Read issue one of Batman and Robin and Morrison IS BACK!! Fuck, that guy was scaring me throughout Final Crisis. I thought he had gone the route of Claremont and Miller. But no, this book was great! Quietly is still a beast, but his pencils weren't as sharp this time around. Maybe it was the inker, but I just wasn't into the art as much. Still great! Highly recommended! Thanks Jon!

Man, where's Baytor at?

So do you think that the resident Hondo's zombie movie freaks would like it?

I've never mailed... anything...

So Baytor, of the countless remakes of the Romero originals, which is your favorite? Night Savini remake, Night 3D remake, Dawn Snyder turbo zombies remake or Day Nick Cannon ultimate zombie killer remake?

Wow, I've had the same wet dream, I mean... vision. You know, Grand Theft Auto, but with zombies. Remember in Vice City when you do some missions at the mall where they're filming a zombie movie? People are walking around like zombies and you can shot em and shit? That's where that idea started for me. Oh my god! Who were the developers on that, cause I'm gonna get the emails started... You and I are the same person.

Not great..., but watchable... (barely...)

I couldn't tell if you were giving it a good or bad review until the 5 outta 5. Good review, though.

With all that money Bay spent on special effects she looked GREAT!

Awesome! And now my crap...