Cheers KoS for covering my back there , maybe its my fault for not properly reading the thread, but there is no doubt that should this Jacks Meandering Bollacks come into hondos, it won't be an ashtray that will split his head like an egg, it will be something far worse, maybe a keg o' beer, stool, or even my baseball bat with nails in it ("Betty") that will inflict the damage.
So to quote the King of Lager Louts, Liam Gallagher, "Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough!!" :sly:
"You can count, on me waiting for you in the parking lot!!"