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Go back to sleep Chile, we've figured it out. Go back to sleep Chile, your goverment is in control. Here's 24hrs of Chilean Gladiators, go back to sleep.

Have people jumping out of windows ever not been funny? Well maybe in real life, but even then I'm sure the hardist hearted among us can still crack a grin. I missed bastard episode four and the torrents only go as far as three. If anyone finds em share em with the class please.

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Let me second that motion. ...she's even hot when constipated!

When I search for Chris Morris stuff on the google, I keep coming across another Chris Morris a gay rights activist that just happens to have a fucking ace story on his home page worthy of Brasseye itself.

Breaking news just in.

Surely someone would have noticed.

"It's hard to have a relationship in this business, man.... It's gonna take a very special woman. Or a bunch of average ones. " -Bill Hicks

Hot rock on rock action. WARNING: freaking amazing.

"When my belly starts a-rumblin', and I'm jonesin' for a treat. I close my eyes for a big surprise, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch. I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees. And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees. Tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets. Folks don't hate ya cause ya got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose. Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch. I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch no one tells ya to behave. Your wildest fantasies come true, Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves. Red onions make you laugh instead, and french fries grow like weeds. Ya get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay. The king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch."

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Barbarella!

Sorry, just had to get this last one in. And this.

And some more Girls Aloud, ginger not included.

Tina O'Brien

The girl is allegedly underage.

J Jealous O Overwhelming N Noisy A Arty T Timeless H Hilarious A Astonishing N Naughty Shit, that is me.

Not a cop out! Not an imaginary webpage! Jimmy Olsens strangest adventures in full!

A great man, I think it was Fred Durst, once said: "touch my ass and balls." And you know what, she did.

Ah, getcha, haven't seen that one.

I could get these chicks any day of the week. But lets have more forum flesh on display.

I'm in gainful employment once more. It's 12:55pm right now, and I am slowly coming to the realisation that I'm going to have to go to bed and wake up before noon, I'm going to skip it apart from an hour on friday. I get paid on friday.

Just finished watching that Doctor Who episode, I enjoyed it. I have no idea why anyone would dislike Christopher Eccleston. He's a lot of fun to watch most of the time. The old and basic crappy effects have been brought up to date, now we have much more technologically advance crappy affects. Tupperware on fishing line unconvincing? Well now CGI can produce equally unconvincing monsters! I'm hoping that this is an unfinished copy of the episode, but it's good all the same. Bear in mind it is really very silly. And I grant you a couple of bits are genuinely terrible.

God call. Other favourites include the Weekend on Sunday's "Tom Paulin, Haunted by Rumour." There needs to be a comprehensive list of all the background images from the show, I'm particularly interested in getting the photo of David Bowie pissing framed. " now I'm vunerable, now I'm not vunerable, now I'm vunerable, now I'm not vunerable...."