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Jont

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  1. Agghh! Not right not right not right! Custom Creature Taxidermy
  2. Yeah, could someone get rid of the fuckers at the top of this page. I can quite happily search the net for Gay, Lesbian and Christian interests while at work, but this page is one of the few that I am embarassed to let my workmates see.
  3. The beauty of targeted advertising.
  4. Update on my Employers and their filtering software. That's right, Jesus. He's a Mary Queen. Or possibly a bearded lesbian, I don't know.
  5. http://www.deuceofclubs.com/write/666.htm
  6. for fans of transmet. aparantly this was done quite a while ago, but even Warren Ellis didn't see it untill now. Found on his mailing list. http://www.noodlesoup.net/content/transmet.html
  7. Okay, I don't take my self to be a spokes person for the wronged world wide, but what the fuck is this? I was searching for a qoute by graham norton, (something along the lines of "fuck gay marraige, I'm waiting for the first gay divorce") I click on a link and I get this. Okay, I shouldn't be using the internet for anything other than work, but shit, why does this have this have it's own category? jont, bleeding heart whistleblower.
  8. How can you be complete With all you cannot eat Parts is parts is parts is parts and you're still the sucker that you were.
  9. Ok, technical question. Aparantly the fan on my pc has decided to stop working. It did this about a week ago. I like to leave the PC running and downloading stuff. So far it hasn't melted, or caught fire. Any reason why I souldn't just keep going like this? Feel free to respond in a little blargh freindly font.
  10. Do not open this link if you value your sanity, your stomach of (if you are reading this at work) your job. DO NOT CLICK Realy don't open it at work. Wait til you get home, and... come to think of it don't click it at all, there is more than your livelihood at stake. Do not click. Do not click.
  11. Hey IC, do you want to move the apeshit funny books to it's own thread and leave Blearg to it's mind boggling randomness?
  12. Les cailloux, fossiles ou galets N'sont pas fous, n'ont pas de pistolets Le mois d'août les fait rigoler : Jeux de boules, jokari, volley. Les cailloux roulent sous les pieds, Des genoux, il faut s'en méfier Les cailloux coulent sans crier Dans les trous où ils n'ont pas pieds Ils viennent d'un peu partout Du Moyen Âge à Tombouctou Ils viennent d'un peu partout Du carrelage au gravier bantou Les cailloux... Les galets mexicains ou sénégalais se laissent bercer Par les flots Ils perdent du poids Des kilos en un ou deux mois Les cailloux..... Les cailloux, fossiles ou galets N'sont pas fous, n'ont pas de pistolets Le mois d'août les fait rigoler : Jeux de boules, jokari, volley. À force de faire la toupie, Ils se sont échoués le samedi. Sur la plage le mercredi, Ils sont encore tout étourdis. Ils viennent d'un peu partout. Quand on les caresse, ils sont doux. Ils ne sont pas nés dans les choux. Et ils sont bien plus vieux que nous. Ils viennent d'un peu partout. Ils viennent d'un peu partout. Quand on les caresse, ils sont doux. Ils ne sont pas nés dans les choux. Et ils sont bien plus vieux que nous. Ils viennent d'un peu partout. Quand on les caresse, ils sont doux Ils ne sont pas nés dans les choux. Et ils sont bien plus vieux que nous......
  13. Proof that Christians don't have a monopoly on right wing insanity. It's Jews for guns. And guns for kids. Yay! KNOW THE FUN OF A GUN!
  14. I'm going to break the rules of Blarrg and post a sequiter, but I don't think Lois Lane looks like a bad comic, apparantly it was the best selling comic of it's time (..and other shocking facts that DC Comics and the GOVERNMENT don't want you to know!!!) And it's not hard to see, it simultaneously appealed to girls and mushroom heads. Marvel recently released a Mary Jane comic and it looks like it appeals to girls, very dull girls, the sort of dull girls with no imagination that would never be in a comic shop in the first place.
  15. Crazy comics of the past! I think Warren Ellis said something about comics being a medium where the artist could do anything they wanted because the mainstream aren't watching it. Well back in the day, nobody was watching, and they did pretty much what they wanted too. http://www.allspark.com/forums/index.php?s...opic=58040&st=0 It goes on forever, and you probably won't read the whole thing, but I can't let you miss these absolute fucking gems.
  16. Soft on terror? This man was all about action!
  17. For me it's got to be in the first Silent Hill (and I can't realy keep this SPOILER free) when you fail to save the possesed Cybil and instead kill her she falls to the floor and coughs blood on the screen. Nasty.
  18. This and Half-Life 2 are two games I realy want to get my hands on, but I'm probably going to have to wait a couple of months untill hardware goes down in price. Jont 800 Mhz Celeron (clocked to 1Ghz and change) 512 of Ram 32mb graphics card Not a hope in the world :/
  19. Jont

    Halo 2

    Looks good, shame Half Life 2 is going to slaughter it.
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