Ganny McVagflaps

URGAY

I'd like to move my name to be changed to DeuxRails. I believe it better represents my original Hondonian self and also my sexy Frenchness. My cock has a beret.

We're so Ross and Rachel.

Whutz goin' on sugar tits (I'm trying to make up for all the Mel Gibson jokes I've missed out on in my absense)?

Cunto.

Jesus that picture gets me so fucking wet. . .

!raY

wow, the megacon budweiser pic lives on. Whatever happened to the photos from my alleged visit to Meyami? So far as me and the alcohol know we were never there.

Golden showers! Good gravy - next thing you'll be making talk of the ever elusive but always available aunt of the Costner, the HOT POCKET.

HOMO - but in a good, you like getting blown by my bee-stung lips way.

Did you just call me the 'N-word'.

For shame.

HEY BITCH - IMA FUCK YOU UP WIT MY MAD PUNCHIN SKILZ N PRBLY MY MAD KICKN SKILLZ 2 & uhm...well..FUCK DAT SHIZDICK. I'M LIKE 9-11 BUT WIT FISTZ NOT PLANZ. YO.

Well played.

Now, let me just bend over to pick up this...

Don't think I didn't see you looking at me...you little minx.

*meow*

It's not that great. I kinda just hovered around him and his posse at the airport bar. I was waiting for him to recognize me for my hip hop work.

'sall about the über slow 3 network broadband. Best contract I've ever signed...

Just came by to see if the B2B shot was still there. It's my Rushmore.

Gots me some über-fast Irish broadband. When this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit.

You going back to Ireland anytime soon? The 18 needs to TCB. Fucking asylum seekers.

RAYRAY 4EVA!

5 years, son. I gotta go back to find out that I was meant to stay here and learn a lesson that results in me spending '08 living in Jax's Pussy Palace lovin' all the honeys while he's busy working for the cash to provide me with prophalactics and ranch dressing.

It's my new desktop background.

I hear next season in The Simple Life Paris Hilton will get a job teaching Linguistics in M.I.T.

I just came here 'cause while leaving Jax a homosexual love message I spotted your boob-on-boob super-pic. Well played. Well played.

UR CCK MI MTH LL H TME