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Personally I think in a one-on-one battle, Maximus would probably make a killing on Wallace. Moviewise, I personally thought Gladiator was one better than Braveheart, but they were both good movies in my opinion.

Wow I almost completely forgot about nerologic.com until you brought the post back to the top! Thanks Skeet!

Wow this battle is STILL going on???

You'd be surprised how accurate that statement could be

For all you Vida Guerra lovers out there... Vida Guerra Hot Tub Action

Oh and here's one more I noticed isn't on any of the lists: -In most RPGs, certain dungeons and places you must venture into (such as caves, mountains, even volcanoes) have rooms, sometimes with doors, often with treasure chests and/or NPCs. Were they always there, or constructed by people who ventured there before? Some places even have Inns! (ex. One of the Caves of Loire in Lufia 1) There's even an example in FF2j of an entire town complete with people inside the belly of a Leviathan!

LMAO!!! Man I read that whole shit and could not stop laughing!!! Found some more RPG Cliches:

Psykosonik - Silicon Jesus

I can sympathize. It was a bitch and a half to breed those Gold Chocobos in FF7! I remember I would get frustrated and hit the reset button over and over again, but it was worth it in the end. I practically salivated when I got the Knights of the Round materia and used it for the first time. I also remember what a bitch it was to beat Emerald and Ruby Weapons. Emerald was an especially bad bitch to beat cuz it took me forever to find the guidebook to get the Underwater materia that cancels out the 20:00 minute time limit to beat him. In FF10, the Jecht shot was also a bitch to get too. I had to consult a FAQ to figure out that you had to make the words disappear with the buttons, not move the ball as I thought. I also sucked at Blitz Ball before I got it, and now I've won every game ever since. Oh here's some more: 261. You have sexual fantasies involving various FF characters like Tifa, Aeris, and Lulu (and for the ladies, Tidus, Edgar, and some others) 262. You try to think of and design plots and scenarios for Part 2s of existing FF games. 263. You compare any other non-FF RPG game you play to FF. 264. You spend more hours playing Blitzball in FF10 than it takes you to play and beat the rest of the game! 265. You've actually balled your eyes out during death scenes like Tellah from FF4 or Aeris from FF7.

Oooooh dunno if Da Capn is gonna like this...

I know thou art, but what art I?

Personally I think all the X-Box 360 hype is overrated. Me personally I am waiting for PS3. It's due for a March 2006 release date, and it offers way more features and options than X-Box ever will. The main thing that sold me on PS3 over X360 is its backwards compatibility. It will support not only PS3 games, but also PS2 AND even PS1 games as well! That alone is 3 different consoles in one, less space to worry about. Also it doubles as a DVD and CD player as well. So that's 5 consoles in one!!! X360 won't even support XBox games from its predecessor, and I think its a huge waste of money. Take my advice, if you haven't bought X360 yet, wait it out a few more months and save your money for PS3.

My money is on Vader. Saruman has to speak to cast his magic, but Darth Vader can use the force to render him silent and not breathing and kill him easily. Plus he can use the force to build a wall to prevent magic I am sure.

Simply delicious!!!

245. You look at yourself in the mirror wondering how your face might look in any of the FF games. 246. You think about what special ability or attack you would have if you were in an FF game. 247. You make up scenarios in your head about what happened to Cloud and Tifa after the credits have rolled. 248. You are STILL determined to find that secret strategy to bring Aeris back to life. 249. You spend hours with a yardstick or toy swoard trying to master victory poses of Cloud, Squall, and other FF characters. 250. Your sketchbook is littered with drawing of past, present and your own FF characters.

Man who sleeps with dog smell rough Man who cheats on wife will wake up several inches shorter Man with sexy boss will get a raise Man who play with himself too much will get stroke

How about this one? Horse Jizz Collector

Now this is hawt! Definitely will love this if you're into redheads Naked Redhead Dance

Gotta love those flasher chicks!

100% baby! I AM the master!!! As for the original test, it showed I had perfect color vision, but a bad heart *clutches chest*

Looks like Rocky 6 is really on the move now, and yes, Sly Stallone will reprise his role as Rocky too! Check out the article here or just read it below:

Get a lot of this hot bootie! Booty shake

Here's a very funny movie inspired by Brian Clevinger's 8-bit Theater. All you 8-bit NES and Final Fantasy lovers should enjoy this! 8-Bit Dungeons & Dragons

While we're on the topic of cartoon crossovers anyone remember one of the most famous cartoon crossovers of all time:

"Beef... it's what's for dinner tonight!" *roll pioneer music* Definitely going with beef on this one. Pork comes a close second, followed by chicken. Boca Burgers??? Fo'get abo't it!