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Acalis

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  1. I certainly agree with you there. Had the game for over 10 years, and I STILL play it from time to time! It's cool to play it with different party combinations. I still adore playing Final Fantasies 1,4,5, & 6. I have 2 & 3, but I never really got around to playing them. Maybe they will join the ranks too.
  2. No he would eat Evil and use Mini Me as a toothpick.
  3. *Homer's twin dressed in a tuxedo and wearing a top hat and monicle* Homer Twin: "Might I trouble you for a drink?" Moe: "Homer you can't fool us with that stupid costume, get out." Homer Twin: "Homer??? I am not Homer, I am Mr. Incognito." *Homer's twin is tossed out to the street and Homer walks by" Homer: "Heeeey, this man looks exactly like me!" *looks at a dog across the street* "WHOA!!! That dog's got a puffy tail!!!!* Homer: *chases the dog down the street* "HEHEHEHEHEHEHE here puff! pere puff!"
  4. I am sure guys have done parkjobs that are just as bad. I have to admit it, women do have a real talent when it comes to driving. I would love to find one guy who could drive while wearing stocking and high heels AND drive while talking on the cellphone, drying their nails, and putting on makeup ALL at the same time, and still stay inside the lines of the road. However the women depicted here are exception, face it, it's not an issue of men vs. women. These are just plain morons regardless.
  5. Frankenstein has he tries to do that chick: "No please no, what are you doing, oh, ahhh... *singing soprano* OHHHHHHHHHHH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE, AT LAST I FOUND THEE!!!!!"
  6. Fat Bastard would have the advantage. If he doesn't end up eating them all, he can simply knock them out with his lethal shit bombs.
  7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I love that huge hand scene! Monty Burns: Dogs are filthy and disgusting! Tell me Smithers, if I was to slobber all over your shoes and sniff at your crotch all day, how would you feel? Smithers: Uhhhh, if you did it sir? Smithers: No one gets what they want sir *blurb appears and Burns comes out of a cake naked wearing a sash singing* Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers Smithers *eyes closed with a smirk on his face* Mmmmmm
  8. And that is related to the Simpsons how??? :plain: ???
  9. You know what to do, who do you think will make it in the ring here? The Shagadelic group, or the brothas of B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D.?
  10. Just be careful if you buy it on Ebay. My old SNES bit the dust and I bought another one on Ebay for about $50.00, at first it works great, but after playing it a while, the soun gets all messed up and weird, but it doesn't affect the game play. It is annoying at first, but eventually I got used to ti--I simply play it on low volume or mute most of the time. I am hoping my best friend gets his PS1 back from his other friend in Nicaragua, then I can borrow it from him and maybe artistic could loan me some PS1 games and I can see how good they can be.
  11. I loved the scene when Apu and James Woods look through security cam footage and you see Apu tiptoeing back and forth waving his hands like wings pretending to be a hummingbird and going "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". Man I cracked up each time! As for Futurama, I think it is an allright show, but nowhere near as awesome as the Simpsons. Same opinion for King of the Hill.
  12. Sideshow Bob: I renew my hatred for television! Informally now and by affidavit later! ***later*** Bob: By the way I am well aware of the irony of appearing on television in order to decrive of it, so no need of pointing it out.
  13. Belle: This place is called the Maison Derriere. That means the...ummm.... the backhouse. Abe walks in whistling, hangs his hat and coat, walks to the door, sees Bart, turns around, grabs his coat and his hat and walks out the door, then opens it again: Abe: Is your name Bart? Bart: Yep Abe: Ahhh dangit! Does your father know you work here? Bart: It was his idea. Abe: *hangs his coat and hat again* in that case give me a bourbon whiskey
  14. Oh yeah! I almost forgot about Ben Stiller being on friends! That was a good one. How about when Joey worked with Charlton Heston? "Put some pants on so I can kick your ass!"
  15. Here's an interesting Simpson's topic: What state do you all think Springfield is at? Post your answer and give a reason (or reasons) why you think it is in that state.
  16. Bart: Homer, take the hint, you're a loser, your father is a loser, his father was a loser. It's genetic man!.............d'oh!!!
  17. That voice may be lethal enough, but then again, imagine what secret weapons ugly naked guy might have hiding under them folds of flab.
  18. Not THAT old! LOL :p
  19. Dear Occupant, you have been approved for a Money Back Charge Card. Please fill out the form enclosed and mail it in: Bart: Occupation? Hmmmm........ Butt Doctor! Income? Whatever I finds, I keeps! Name......... name.......... hmmmmmmm...... Santa's Little Helper. ********WEEKS LATER*********** Marge: Bills, Bills, Who or what is Santos L. Halper???
  20. This looks like it will be a funny one! I love to see how he crashes all those famous movie sets and wrecks the scenes.
  21. Does anyone know which Anime claims the honor of being the first one to ever start the Anime craze that haunts us to this day? My money is on Speed Racer, but I have a strong idea that there were MANY more that came before that one. Any clues?
  22. And who can forget the ever so famous calls to Moe by the Simpson kids! Not to mention a few others mentioned by some other people that could also be good Moe calls: Amanda Huginkiss (a man to hug and kiss) Ivonna Tinkle (I wanna tinkle) Homer Sexual (homosexual) Al Coholic (alcoholic) Hugh Jazz (huge ass) I.P. Freely (I pee freely) B.O. Problem (self-explanatory) Anita Bath (I need a batha) Maya Buttreeks (My butt reeks) Jacques Strap (jock strap) Mike Rotch (my crotch) And my favorite one: "Ummm I'm a stupid moron, with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt!"
  23. Homer: "It wasn't our fault! We never really wanted the boy. He was just an accident! Oops! Ummm wait, I didn't mean that. Can you edit this part out? Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson we are live nationwide." Homer: "D'oh!!!"
  24. I'd say it would be a major close call between Ugly Naked Guy's ugliness vs. Janice's nasalness.
  25. This is a tough call here. I'll let you guys have at it. :sly:
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