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:ill::ill::ill::ill::ill::ill::ill::ill::ill::ill: Erm note to the moderators... Might want to remove that pic. Tis quite nasty and i know of at least one board member (no not me) that WILL blow chunks if they see that. its just a bit too much. ~TD

Hey yahve! how can i get the Play GS3 button in my signature to work as a link? i have the neccasary code but i cant seem to get it to work. ~TD

The moral of the story is dont drop your fly unless your looking for a wet pussy. ~TD

Well its not out yet but i saw the Preview of Star Wars Episode 2 and it is gonna kick obscene ass. Episode 1 got all the storyline in motion now were gonna see some supreme badass Jedi action. From what i saw in the preview i would even go as far to say this might eb the best SW film yet! old or new. also on a side note harrison ford signed a contract for a 4th indy film ~TD

Irishninja swings a gleaming crystal-edged longsword at a Drunken Mexican! AS: +74 vs DS: +26 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +53 = +142 ... and hit for 19 points of damage! Slash to the Drunken Mexican's shield arm. Strike trims off a few fingernails. ** Irishninja's crystal-edged longsword emits a searing bolt of lightning! ** ... 30 points of damage! Heavy shock gives the Drunken Mexican fits! It is knocked to the ground! The drunken mexican is stunned! Roundtime: 5 sec. See? ya dont need pictures to have fun. I can picture what THIS attack looks like much better that any game engine can possible depict it. }:^) (**Disclaimer** Any comparisons with an ACTUAL event in a certain florida Dorm is purely coincidental...:wary:) ~Lord TD

GemStone III: Hot Summer Nights starts May 30th and lasts for 14 weeks! ALL SUMMER LONG! New Features! Every week from Thursday through Saturday, GemStone III will bring you amazing game enhancements. New Roleplaying Opportunities: Fabulous new tools for roleplaying your character: new roleplaying verbs, character feature updates, character history systems, racial histories and so much more! New System or Profession Releases: New profession or game-play features: spells, foraging updates, guild updates and much, much more! New Area Expansions: Dozens of updates to existing cities and hunting areas to upgrade town systems, or extend hunting opportunities! New shops, more convenience, more hunting! Festivals! Every week from Thursday through Saturday evening, the staff of GemStone III will bring you a new themed festival somewhere within the world of Elanthia! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OK granted it sounds like a bad porno flick but its actually a Text based online medival roleplaying game that actually has a massive following. I've been playing since 1997 (on and off) and its really the best game i've played. I recently left EQ to return to Gem and turned down Dark ages of Camelot to stay in gem. Now that there latest promotion has started its really a good time to join and i thought i'd put the offer out there for you all. No need to worry about requirements, damn near ANY pc can run the front end software and a 28.8 connection is good enough so even the guyanese can play And yeah its text, you do have to read. Wait! dont run screaming in terror just yet! its very well done, not hard to learn how to play and really if you have a good imagination you can get alot out of it. Its a very fun environment, A huge game world with tons of towns, races and proffessions. All spellcasting characters have unique spells specific to theri class, everyone has a role in society. Healing, ressurecting, lockpicking, forging, enchanting and lots of more class specific skills. An easy and strategic training system and an easy interface to roll characters. Also now you can try the game without even using a credit card for the free trial through the microsoft gaming zone. Kym and myself both play and can help guide anyone who wishes to honestly give the game a try. (glances at nick) come on man trust me you'll like it. I almost had you once! Heres a link with more info if any of ya'll are interested, or Email me at the400lbgorilla@hotmail.com http://www.play.net/gs3/ Its a link to their home page, then click on the info link on the top right for beginner stuff. Hope this get some of ya'lls curiosity goin and brings a few in, i honestly think alot of you would enjoy it. ~TD

it does sound like a sweet lil game, one concern i do wanna raise thou is are there any level gaps? meaning is there a point where characters become too old to go adventure with others? or can folks run around regardless of age? that part can be a small problem. ~TD

hmm, thats an interesting way of handling it but i do forsee a problem. Mainly with other folks trying to join up later in the adventure can they come join you? or will everyone have to leave and restart the quest? it would suck to play for 4 hours to have half your group leave and then have other willing to replace them but unable to join. I do think the game will be a fun one, should be interesting how they pull off the story and the game mechanics. Welcome to the online gaming crackhouse, may you and your wallets enjoy your stay, mwahahahahaha! ~TD

Erm... Snowboarding IS in the olympics. Actually the US swept all 3 medals... Again. ::Whistles tunelessly:: ~TD

Boy, I'll be waitin for you out in the parkin lot. Say hello to my lil friend... PS I have countlessly apologised for the thin red line as it thouroughly sucked the crap outta my ass. And WWW was not THAT bad, at least it had a few good lines. ~TD ::Revs his engine waiting for the irishman::

Utterly and completely BADASS, and even though its completely in french the subtitles almost seem to dissapear after a few minutes. This is truly a spectacular film and watching it will bring meaning into your life. I give this a FULL and enthusiastic 5 stars! ~TD

oh dear jesus... I actually remember watching that show too. damn where the hell did you dig that relic up? but while your at it see if you can find some shots of the old zelda cartoon. ~TD

Heh, i just saw it. It was GOOD. 4 1/2 stars out of 5 Had to hit off half a star for lack of Nudity, great profanity thou. ~TD

How did i know CHiefy would be the fisrt to die in a Jizz duel? ...Scary ~TD

**WARNING: FREAK LEVEL STAR WARS INFORMATION** :jay: **AVERT YOUR EYES IF EASILY BORED** :bob: A few points...on Vader vs Maul Maul was simply a Sith (aka dark jedi) vader attained the Title Dark Lord of the Sith (aka Dark Jedi Master) Also due to the very large gap in rank vader know a hell of alot more than maul. So vader has many trick up his sleave where as maul only has the fancy footwork and them lil horns. For example Vader can both weild his saber and assault maul with small/large projectiles of whatever is handy (i.e. rocks, machinery, Ewoks, ect) Also at the level of master it IS possible to excert the force upon an object and make it temporarily resistant to a lightsaber. Bullshit? what do you think that cane Yoda carries is for? Yoda abandoned the saber before leaving to dagobah, maybe in fear of detection, maybe because he realized it was useless on such a primitive planet. The jedi masters have enough skill not to need one but i distinctly remember reading that yoda could make his little staff strong enough to deflect a lightsaber. Also if you aid close enough attention Luke DID score hits on vaders armor, sometimes with effect and sometimes NOT and if that doesnt make you belive vader knew the trick in Cloud city vader Absorbed a shot fired by Han's blaster with his palm. So basically vader would win because of the mismatch in skill. Even thou maul gets props for the bad ass saberstaff fighting moves the Sith lord wins out with the deflection and other tricks. So for those of you still awake after this rambling lemme know who else ya want me to compare and i'll fire away.

63,641 Took out the entire house with a tank... Took out the tank with poppas ass rocket... had a Birthday... AND reached the level of "Chaotic-evil-half-orc-Druid" Beat that white boy... :p And damn that thing IS addicting! ~TD :werd:

The arcade ones win out in my opinion, Granted i've never played spidey for PSX but the arcade ones were the funnest gameplay. Consoles did have a few shining stars but i was very few arcade "comic" games i didnt like. One console worth mentioning was one of the Xmen games for genesis. One level you had to fight Mojo and then try to stop a critical computer meltdown... After weeks of frustration and nearly open violence I had just about exhausted every last possible way of beating the level. :angry: So the next time i Beat Mojo i could not think of ANYTHING different to do so i finally said FUCK IT threw the controller down and i stomped off and reset the game... Then while angrily looking to see what game i was to pop in next I glanced over and saw Binary across the screen. I then watched open mouthed as the system "rebooted" and poped me back in the game on my way happily to the next level!?!?! I could not belive the answer to the puzzle was resetting the system!!! :angry: It still makes me mad to think about that one. :angry: ~TD "Anger Anger ONGER!" -the other white meat

ROFLMAO! I just can't get over how everyone Swerving to miss her was probably screaming "Oh my God!" and "Jesus!!" and not helping in the least to the clusterfuck! LOL ~TD

Microsoft is a decent company to work for just make sure of one thing before you apply HAVE damn GOOD CREDIT IF NOT IMPECCABLE. They will drop anyone who has the slightest blemish on their credit. ~TD "Fuck Microsoft! Fuck them in the ass with a big rubber dick!" -basterdised george carlin rip off

OH DEAR GOD MY EYES! THEIR BURNING! ~TD the blind man in the corner