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Thin mints RULE, specially when you keep them in the Freezer and let them get nice and cold. I swear they should open a permanent store for those things...

GREAT SCOTT! I"VE DONT IT! Oven preheated at 350 degrees, and a small pan with half a burger and fries. Set timer for 7 minutes. The burger was good and THE FRIES WERE PERFECT! PERFECT REHEATABLE FRIES! ::runs off cackling madly::

Bitch you betta BELEIVE I whooped ALL 3 of those games. MULTIPLE TIMES. I lived on those for months.

Well... I've finally done it. I've started my own CGI Graphics company. Dawg Pound Creations The site will be updated frequently so check back often for updates. I figure it'll be a year or so before its really ready for public debut, but as of right now I'm offering my services to board members only free of charge. : ) Full services are on the site, I've already made some Custom PIP's (post meter icons) for a few senate members and I've got some ideas for the board itself but i'd love some custome requests as I really need to hone some skills and flat out learn many more. For now I'm using Paint and Frontpage Express heavily and I've got some access to Corel and Adobe Photoshop but i'm still a bit rusty with them. Pips, Avatars and Smilies are doable for me but I'm unproven at animated versions of the same for the moment until I get practice with them. Also on a side note I'd like to thank IC. Without a friendly kick in the rear with the "what would you do if everything failed" thread i probably never would have gotten up my arse and gotten this thing going. So let me know what you all think and let me know if theres anything right off the bat that you'd like made. If theres any existing graphics you want altered or have images based on Email them to the Company Email address I set up.

The strike series kicked ultimate ass! - Desert strike - Jungle strike - Urban strike Sonic was an all time classic. Golden axe was a fantastic conversion. Altered Beast was another classic. God i could go on here forever.

So an agent calls in asking how we would handle a $32,000 "Cat related" claim since it was so unusual and he couldnt imagine what the cat did. ...I told him it was CATASTROPHY related and it was ok to write. I swear, some people should be fixed...

Who... the... Heeeeeeell Can manage a 20% Down payment on a house? And what kind of agents can quote a monthly payment assuming that much down with a straight face?

I think its against the nature of the universe to ever let ANYTHING happen that will help you either directly or indirectly in any way shape or form. :angry:

Good suggestions chief, I'll give a look into them. And yeah if anyone has a burn of some good software, or knows of a generous trial or shareware versio I'd appreciate it. The main things i'm looking for right now is a good all around graphics program for static and animated images and a good web publishing program. I've got an older version of Frontpage but its always been pissy with me. I plan on purchasing full versions eventually but to learn on i'll take just about anything that'll run on my machine.

So I'm looking to invest in some software finally. - Graphic design & editing to make backgrounds, logos, and random good quality images. - GIF animation for animated smilies, web banners, and misc animated images - 3D rendering for any worthy images i creat to be taken to the next level. - Web design need a REAL program to completely deck out my next page. - Game editing/creation programs for the ever evolving DD game series. - more i haven't thought of yet. Chime in if you have ideas. I'm hoping to get some input from anyone on the board that does any of the above with regularity on what programs they find best. Hoping to find a good all around program but if theres one that has a major specialty let me know as well. So far I've heard good things about Bryce, Photoshop and Frontpage 2002 but I've only had limited experiance with frontpage and haven't really tried the others much at all. For the Time being I'll be grabbing free trials of anything that gets offered and :cough:borrowed:cough: software to get the hang of the ones I like until I can purchase my own copy. So, What can you folks reccommend?

::You hear a chain link fence being torn Down and clattering against the floor. Then a low snarling... Then the snarling changes pitch and slowly becomes laughter....:: B)

:whispering:: ...do you hear it? ...its hiding in the shadows. ::screaming:: ...ITS COMING FOR US ALL!!! ::A Logo flashes for a brief second and you catch a glimpse of a D...P...and...C along with a flash of teeth::

The Top 10 Philosophy Questions of All Time, Answered! 10. How do I know anything really exists? -Kick it really hard. 9. What is the essence of being human? -Not understanding the opposite sex. 8. If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? -Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows. 7. How do I know I'm not just a brain in a vat, hooked up to a computer simulation of life? -Look in the mirror. If you see a gray, spongy thing in a glass container, you are. 6. Can our minds exist seperately from our bodies? -If they could, we'd just send our minds to class and sleep in every morning. 5. Is there a God? -A billion Hindus can't be wrong. 4. What is the nature of Knowledge? -I'm still trying to figure out the nature of *college*. 3. What is the meaning of life? -All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate. 2. Why get a Philosophy degree? -It's more respectable than a theater degree, but you still get to drink lots of espresso. 1. So, was Kant on drugs or what? -Probably.

"Giddyup!"

Damn my Kramer shrine would go great in this thread. Lousy FTP... Half hanging out of his car while repainting his "luxury lanes" out by the airport, remodeling his aparetment to be nothing but wood paneling, a classic room entrance. The boy is just GREAT!

I think this is that new Cop movie Junker was talking about earlier, haven't seen it but it didn't seem too bad in the previews.

Why is it that people have such a hard time understanding that when they submit an insurance policy online, and they pay their agent the same day. A bill WILL print and be mailed immediately. We won't know about the money for 3-4 days. WHY is getting a bill so confusing to you? Furthermore, Why are you even more confused after I explain it?

::slaps SB upside the dang head:: I read it, I meant that as big as the explosion was there was probably a layer of goo covering several miles around the beach like god blew his nose or something. Not just a few peices.

Jane’s breasts scare me. They’re like Mickey Mouse’s ears. Whichever way she turns, they’re still facing you. -Susan(coupling)

I had heard after the third one came out that she had written the last page/chapter of the last book when she first thought up the idea. That should at least take some of the pressure off, alot of writers have a hard time coming to the end so at least all she has to do is tie things up so they can initiate the ending she has pre-written.

Steve, sex with two whole women, think of the advantages... they can't both fall asleep. If one of them suddenly leaves or punches you, you've still got one left. If one of them plays that old sneaking out of the window trick, there's someone there to untie you. It's total genius. -Jeff(coupling)

That would be great benny! I'll cast you as the pope if i can work it in feasably.

You know what's great about skirts? When a woman's wearing a skirt, you know, you know, that somewhere in that room shifting all the time is the V.A.A. The Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight right to base camp. You just have to switch chairs right, or maybe move your head a bit, or accidentally fall on the floor and there'll be nothing but clear air between intimate sighting number one...Sorry I was just thinking about skirts. -Jeff(coupling)

Good debate going on in the National ID folder. And theres a bacon Cookoff to feed ya while ya listen to the soapbox folk, grab a drink from the bars and come on down to join the festivities.

"...What in the name of Gods ASS, is the purpose of potpourri?" -Steve (Coupling) on a rant concerning women and bathrooms.