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dante

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  1. I'm so hungry. Ugh...two more hours...then five more hours. I should read a book, or something.
  2. Dude, I thought they were made up too, until I saw Superman counting his "Beautiful Cash"
  3. I remembered those lyrics but I couldn't place the song. So I'll let someone else give it shot.
  4. Why the Hell did they make him such an asshole?
  5. Things are going according to my plans too. Funny story: I was walking back to work from Quizno's when I saw this lady with an awful haircut. I kept thinking to myself, "man, she's got a bad haircut...it looks like she cut the back of her head without mirrors or help. I'ts just awful..." etc, etc... Well, while I'm thinking this she starts fixing the back of her hair. And I just smile and my eyes move down to her butt. And I start thinking, "Man, and her butt. I think she's got some underwear stuck up her crack...she's gotta release some of that, and it looks weird in those pants." Well, next thing she does is she fixes her pants in the back...I swear to you, she did these things. I tried one more thinking a fly was buzzing around her head so that she would freak out but it didnt work. So either I can manipulate people's will, or she can read minds. God is finally giving me those superpowers I used to ask for when I was growing up. heh. Next stop, women's locker room...
  6. I hardly play games anymore...I dont have time *shrugs*
  7. We got a little excitement here. The phone system is down, so no one has any connection to the outside world, except through email. So I'm just waiting for these guys to come in to look at our system. We told them what was wrong with and what we needed but I bet they'll still send some idiots who'll come, take a look at it, and just tell us back what we already know.
  8. broken, bruised, forgotten, sore too fucked up to care anymore poisoned to my rotten core too fucked up to care anymore
  9. I don't know if I'm supposed to even be here at work. There is no one around. I left a little later than I normall do but the streets were completely empty. Did everyone ask for the day off or didn't anyone tell me that we wouldn't have work today...
  10. WTF is Superman doing in these comics? He's a damn retard. Well, I didn't win the lotto. So I can't take you all out for dinner. That included flying the out-of-staters over here. I need new laces for my sketchers. Maybe that should be in the wishlist thread? I've gotta get crackin' on these CDs. I need to start on that avatar for MLB.
  11. I just came back from Chilis with some friends...they went to play Halo 2, but my sleep schedule makes me really frickin' tired right now....don't know if I'll stay on too long.
  12. I get to leave work early? who sold their soul for this?!?
  13. Some John Cusack quotes Say Anything: "I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen." Grosse Point Blank: Martin- "I freaked out, joined the army, went into business for myself, I'm a professional killer." Friend- "Oh, does that, do you have to do post graduate work for that or can you just jump right in?"
  14. I played and beat it. I can't really recall the ending so I guess it wasn't that memorable.
  15. I never brought down those decorations... Wow, without any work, I get so bored...but luckily I brought some magazines...
  16. No way man. He maybe just needed a break.
  17. I need a bigger desk to fit all of my computers.
  18. I felt kinda weird getting $10 in lotto tickets, until the guy in front of me bought $60 worth...
  19. Didn't put anything up for Halloween, Thanksgiving around the corner and I've got to go up in my attic for the decorations, and Christmas lights are already up on the other houses. Have I procrastinated or what?
  20. I don't know why I only use 15 minutes of my hour lunch break.
  21. Kind of an obscure one, but one of my favorite songs: Milk by Garbage Try this out: When the plane came in, She said she was crashing, The velvet it rips, In the city we tripped, On the urge to feel alive, But now I'm struggling to survive...
  22. I'm on the phone with this guy from a Tech Service company and his breathing is so loud you'd think I dialed a 976 number... I called about power supplies...not to get verbally molested via the telephone.
  23. Talkie the Talking Toaster: Does anyone what any toast? Lister: I don't want any toast. he doesn't want any toast. In fact no one around here wants any toast. Not now. Not ever. No toast. TtTT: How about a muffin? L: Or muffins! We dont like muffins here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, bagettes, or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potata cakes and no hot cross buns, and definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks. TtTT: ...Ah, so your a waffle man!
  24. Interstate love song...that one took me a while because of "breathing" I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness If I had you
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