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I wasn't big on the Wu Tang Clan. I listened to their 36 Chambers once and I liked it. But it sucks that he died so young. Rest in Peace man.

I just saw a lady bug with no spots.

I don't want to scare you Benny, but the conference calls I know, aren't fun. You basically get told that you aren't doing a good enough job and they ask you why numbers are as low as they are...even if they are high. Corporate is never satisfied. I guess it's because they always want to encourage you to do better so they can have more money for themselves. heh. But this may be a different conference call. What is it supposed to be about? Sorry, I cheated the point of BLARGH

The four of us were there: The lone The left The liked The loved and The lost

My nephew just said "TIO!" He's such a fucking genius.

I like when Homestar loses Sgt. Benedetto, the coffee maker, and has to tell Mrs. Benedetto, the microwave, that he's gone and she still needs to pay the $5 he owed Homestar.

I've seen this picture with a caption that says, "Everyone look to the left..." and then something to distract them...I forget. oops....*panics* BLAAAAAAARRRRGGHHHH. I get to leave early today

Disclaimer: I'm cruisin' for 500, so this post is just gratuitous. Blah blah blah...is this against some Hondo's rules? blah blah blah...blargh vs. blue...blah blah blah...the weather has been good lately...blah blah blah...what is going on in the one word story thread and why are people putting two words or four like IC's last entry....blah blah blah...this won't get me any closer to 500...(I should think of a witty saying to put under my avatar so that everyone here thinks I'm awesome, and that I'm the guy...)

The voices in my head are pretty tame...they usually just tell me when I need coffee and when I should concentrate on my stock portfolio. Come to think of it...I don't have a stock portfolio. I wouldn't know where to get one...we'd better have a talk, voices.

*sings* Lemmiwinks lemmiwinks

Foster's House for Imaginary Friends is such a psycho-trip. Much like Teletubbies is.

It's 6:24pm. Do you know where my pants went?

When you type in a wrong html name...you get a 404 error...so....

Daytripper reached 500 first...I'm such a loser...

dude, those are some of the best. trevor the vampire was awesome. now I feel like seeing them all over again.

yes. but they get tons of emails, so it's not very likely yours would get through. But hey, if it's something they can make flash out of, then you might get yours picked up.

Dude, these guys at Homestarrunner.com have been working hard lately. They got the old-timey Halloween, regular Halloween, and a new Strong Bad email all within a week or so. I remember when a whole week passed and there was no Strong Bad email...because they are usually updated on Mondays...so when it was Friday of that week, he starts off the email saying, "It's sooooo Monday". I just thought that was funny. Have you guys ever sent him anything?

This hawk circles my building every morning now during the winter and snatches pigeons. He brings them down to the floor and begins to devour them. Man...nature is viscious.

I have purchased a CD I've been waiting for since May. I got a bottle of wine from these guys I helped out during their stay at my workplace. I don't drink wine. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

and they say the games never end...

Daytripper, I've overlapped you on this forum one month...how the hell can you be catching up with me on post amount? heh...

Daytripper: I prefer the real thing...so when I see a 6' tall amazon elf...woman...I'll let you know ;p. You ever notice that you can't force yourself to open your eyes when you sneeze? Did anyone ever tell you that your eyes would fall out?

I'll play along, but I dont know that last one.

NIN - Somewhat Damaged so impressed with all you do tried so hard to be like you flew too high and burnt the wing lost my faith in everything lick around divine debris taste the wealth of hate in me shedding skin succumb defeat this machine is obsolete made the choice to go away drink the fountain of decay tear a hole exquisite red fuck the rest and stab it dead broken bruised forgotten sore too fucked up to care anymore poisoned to my rotten core too fucked up to care anymore in the back off the side far away is a place where I hide where I stay tried to say tried to ask I needed to all alone by myself where were you how could I ever think it's funny how everything that swore it wouldn't change is different now just like you would always say we'll make it through then my head fell apart and where were you how could I ever think it's funny how everything you swore would never change is different now like you said you and me make it through didn't quite fell apart where the fuck were you

isn't Pat Buchanan the one who said "Keep America for the Americans?" What a fat, stupid poopyhead. I wasn't complaining...but it get's old. The other ones, like the nurses and the school girls...now those I never get tired of seeing.