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BigChiefSlapaho

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  1. ... Featuring none other than the world's greatest collection of teeny-bopper actors & actresses. Shaggy - Mathew Lillard (the "But wait, there's more!" guy from Scream) Fred - none other than Freddie Prinze Jr. Daphne - Sarah Michelle Gellar... no sir, i don't like it Velma - a newcomer (??) Linda Cardelini Scooby - CGI. Good luck with this piece of trash.
  2. What was that Stalingrad song he did? I'm probably an idiot and it's called Stalingrad isn't it...
  3. Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger
  4. Yer probably not going to like this... but I don't like Nirvana. They're too easy. I wanted to play stuff that was a challenge... EVH, Metallica, MegaDeth... but I'll DL the song, and I'll get back to you some time soon.
  5. Well, here's the deal. The graphics are CEL. They kinda look 2D when you get them in a still shot. But actually, the dimensions are apparent when you play the game. Plus, Capcom went all out on another detail that GT3 missed on... EFFECTS... explosions, dents, skid marks, smoke, stuff like that. GT3 was high on car & track detail but low on indirect details.
  6. Auto Modellista game preview Another preview This one's for Timbo. Capcom must be tired of Sony running around with the greatest race game of all time, GT3. The game looks sweet so far, and I'm happy that Capcom's focusing in on the one aspect that GT3 didn't do so well at... customization. GT3 had the engine mods & the suspension & such... but left out the player who wanted to decorate the car in new ways & make it look meaner (other than rims). Here's hoping it doesn't suck
  7. This is just a general survey. I wanted to know what game made you a full fledged Nintendork? Was it arcade? Was it console? Commodore 64? SHARE!
  8. You guys live around Miami? I could give small-time lessons & get you all started up the right way... develop those fingers into finely tuned stumps!
  9. 1) Afrika Bambataa & Soulsonic Force 2) KRS One 3) Digital Underground (first group Tupac debuted with) 4) Megadeth 5) George Clinton 6) Heavy D 7) Bel Biv Devoe ....
  10. 1) Snoop Dogg & Dr. Dre 2) Aerosmith 3) Biggie Smalls 4) Wu-Tang Clan 5) EPMD 6) Dave Mathews Band 7) Alice in Chains 8) DMX
  11. No I didn't mean Billy Joel's music was early 90's... but that song, We didn't start the fire, that was early 90's. Now... you had Uptown Girl, which is a classic. You had Big Shot, which is another great one.
  12. So as of today... 3 votes for Tonya. Noone's rooting for Paula Jones? Nobody thinks the town bicycle of Arkansas can come out ahead? What's the deal people?
  13. I mean honestly... I don't know what guy doesn't live by rule 30.
  14. Nah, I had never heard it before... you're kidding that I figured it out, right? Everyone else had good responses, Yahves had a bit too much detail.
  15. So now you're like the OMT, dogg. "Shame on you When you step in-to The Ol' Mucky Terrahawk Drunk-EN... ZOO"
  16. I like Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom, thought that was a good movie. Aliens was a great sequel, in fact, that may be the only one worth watching... that and Alien3. Back To The Future 2 was incredible but WAAAAAY overdue. The 2nd Rocky kicked much ass. And you're a FOOL if you didn't see Godfather 2. God bless, that may be the greatest sequel ever. And hey! Anyone remember Mortal Kombat: Annihilation?!?! WOW! What crap...
  17. Jack was great. Reeves is definitely Superman, noone does it better. As for Keaton, I think we LIKED seeing him as Batman, not that he was very physically intimidating or otherwise, but he was such a good actor that he'll always be Batman. I still say since X-Men I haven't seen anyone so picture perfect as Patrick Stewart playing Xavier. I still think I can find some other actors who could play a good Superman (NOT Nicolas Cage).
  18. Fox's Ho-hasbeen Brawl! That's right folks. Fox is bringing us nothing but quality entertainment. We're talking a 3 round boxing match between two legitimate evil ho's. Tonya Harding, the ice skating knee breaker, and Paula Jones, Mr. Clinton's rejected quickie. Cast your vote here... personally I think Tonya's gonna whoop the shit outta Paula.
  19. Wu-Name Click there to get your official Wu-Name. Might make a good troll character... hey, that's a good idea ::snicker, snicker::
  20. What I have learned from watching porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. and the girl isn't disgusted 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
  21. Every time someone's fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet.
  22. Cool, I like that idea. Been playing electric / acoustic / bass for about 8 years now... haven't really gotten any better, I've put it down for months at a time, but it's like a bike, you can get back on it quickly. Been requested to play at the next Dork Party. Specialized in classic rock... Jimi, Led Zep, Lynard, stuff like that. Know abit of modern day stuff, but it's all the same anyways. Studied in the ways of Van Halen & Kirk Hammet for a while...
  23. Ok. Will be resuming the updates to City of Heroes ASAP. Info has been tight for a while. The members of the forum at COH are expecting the release of the beta any day now. Game was expected for final release in Summer of this year. Let's cross our fingers & hope one of us dorkies gets a shot at the game. Oh... also... I'm one of the moderators here now... so... not that I know what to do with all this immense power... but I'll be watching you guys... watching & waiting...
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