The NZA Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 I-C up in the place to be, and i got what it takes to rock the mic, right shouldnt try to clown on a down MC just cause you see that his ass be white... Hah - Chiefy brings back memories... "lets jam through with the shout that ya sendin, tell me somethin, baby baby where ya representin?" "I rock it to the west...i rock it to the....shit!" *click* "Awww...well at least you tried, so Silk must clap, ya gotta come on back when ya learn how to rap, cause you's a dodo head, you's a dodo head, you's a dodo head, you's a dodo head!" haha...i miss that shit. I say start shit with Junker, he's heard some decent shit, let's see if he can hang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 UH OH! (drop a verse & pass time! to the beat Beanie Segal f Freeway - Roc The Mic) It's Big Chief in the place w/ IC, and I got what it takes to smack the ho's right. You better watch how you post around herre Cause I got a Mod panel to make your whole post jump. I ain't got 60 minutes, only got 1 verse, that's more than enough to make this shit hurt. Sendin' stupid rappers to sleep with the fishes. Eatin' out your sister while she does my dishes. You wishin, someone would tell me to quit this but I'd break his fuckin' jaw if he tried to interupt this outstanding, super, unbelievable flow I grab the mic, the punks hit the do' fo sho'. Tie you to a chair, set your toes on fire, I'll have you hitting high notes like you was Mariah. Toss you out of a fast movin' car, you'll be all over the sidewalk like a Hollywood Star. It's the ChiefSlapahizzle mah nizzle, an I'm lookin' for the man they call the I-Cizzle. You better watch who's bizzle you fizzle, or their man may come around and make you eat dizzle! ::pass the mic:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 11, 2003 Author Share Posted February 11, 2003 (switchin the beat to "Black Sheep - The Choice is yours") *Engine, engine, numba nine... on the DD transit line... if Chief's mic falls off, the track...pick it up, pick it up, pick it up...* Punks wanna play up on the microphone, but then it blows up in ya face - so leave it alone. Dont know where to start - where should i begin? been battlin with Chiefy like its HA-DO-KEN Cant even make a dime off a freestyle rap, but here i be, runnin shit with the C-F Slap Spittin out lyrics, off the top of the head solvin problems with the music, never usin the lead Tryin to kick it with these texas girls around the way but its all "i got a man.." like theyre Positive K or they got bebe's kids, and then its "drive us here.." who the fuck you think i am, ho, Mr Belvedere? ya need to get a job, you aint even alla that and tell ya friend to stop callin, cause her ass's too fat droppin this one straight for the C-F-S, another MC with style & finesse dont know how to pass the mic, i cant even lie... so to borrow from the FuSchnikens - A B C-ya, bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Good job NICK!! i didnt know you had such talentz! :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Pick up the mic Rob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 Haha...thank you robitussum *takes a bow* Not quite on par with Buncha Spics material but its a start...haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 Anyway, thought we needed a thread for anyone who felt like jumpin on the mic without beef...this thread, you can rhyme on anythin you want. So...havin a bad day, traffic sucked, fail a test etc? Or maybe a good day, feel like rhymin on it? Drop somethin in here, the "no beef" zone. Test your skills or talk about nothin at all, any battles that ensue will be moved anyway. Much :heart: in this corner; i dont wan anyone thinkin raps & freestyles all have to be angry & shining on others, there's a lotta shit thats just out there (like these) for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 27, 2003 Author Share Posted March 27, 2003 Pass the mic like Boone's, verse 2 (to the tune of KRS-1 "Step into a world") Back on the spot with the skills to rock, got the style in stock like its kept in fort knox givin lessons on the clock, knockin fools out the box i make the bully of the block, move and get new locks I to the C, so cool, this shit's frozen aint no need for a poll; im the one youve chosen comin real on this mic; aint no fake shit, right wanna see a real G? besta ask Vanna White just a cowboy, dont want no drama, you know? pass on the 90210 type a ho's... bitch, check the references, you talkin to the man my ass is Def like Leppards, Squads or Jam "got u'rself a gun" but yo, stay home if ya strapped if ya cool, park that ass like the spot's handicapped DJ's in the spot know what time it is - samplin Chubb Rock, Digital Underground or Biz so dont hate, appreciate, when you hear me throwin spit fake thugs who need hugs - ya need to quit that shit... *poof* N-Notorious I-Impress C-Couragous, or Carless K-for the Katanas that i got; and i rock everyday...and why? why not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 My Struggle by a white man Learning to drive ain't as easy as it looks Avoiding crashes with some mad crazy flukes You yanks got it easy wid yo huge wide roads A trucks doing fine even wid its wide load We got roundabouts much like your rotarys 'Cept they much smaller or as it seems to me The cars move fast and the grannies unforgiving Just coz I stalled BMW's be getting livid So calm you down the L plates ain't there much longer Soon I gonna be flying down the freeway doin 10 light years per hour 'ERE ME NOW! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 That was like WhoA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 29, 2003 Author Share Posted March 29, 2003 Hah...good work MLB, keep it comin! Anyone else wanna freestyle? There's no requirements here, long as short as ya want, you control the rhythm, etc...cmon people give it a shot! walk in the rain, and i dont get wet travel through the desert and not even sweat play in the snow, and not get cold the style sounds new, but the school is old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 2track's back on the motherfucking scene Making more money and spending that green Plugging my shit at Garveys with buyers Shooting all the motherfucking, playa hating liars And you motherfuckers say my shit ain't fresh Yo, I heard that shit bitch and that shit is a mess 'Cause you ain't squat but I'm lyrically devine So step off bitch and stop-a-wasting my time I'm the slickest, the phattest, the dopest M.C. And I smoke like the Upsetter, Lee Perry So there is me on the back of the bus And I sees this bitch and I know that I must Go down to her and talk my shit Whisper in her ear just a little bit Now I didn't have to say Thank you and please And before I knew it, bitch was down on her knees She a spot on her ass and peoxide hair She had a bigger fucking gap than the ozone lair I said "Girl I don't wanna even know your name" She said "Damn, my man, yo I feel the same" So we go to my crib and I take out the ribbed And we fuck and we fuck like it ain't no thing But after about 3, 4, 5, 6 I ran outta the rubbers to put on my dick So I'm feeling bad a few weeks later And I'm at an apointment and I'm waiting To plug my shit to the doctors room And if I'm leaving in a minute that ain't too soon I'm looking at 5ives big pimping Abs And I'm scratching in my undies 'cause I gots crabs So kids turn off that shit 'Flubber' And if you're ever gonna fuck use a rubber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 29, 2003 Author Share Posted March 29, 2003 2Track keepin it real with the ...outta nowhere, but good one man, keep em comin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 I like to educate as well as entertain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 I think I feel more stupid having listened to that... :P Seriously tho, some good rhymin' I'm looking at 5ives big pimping AbsAnd I'm scratching in my undies 'cause I gots crabs Thought you'd prolly made it up but with that observation it gotta be real. What where they doing, advertising sex changes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 DAMN STR8 I MADE IT UP MLB!!! Don't you forget I'm one half of SoftCrisps, da phattest crew in da east side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Re-Cog-Nise! Get in a car crash don't know who to screw First thing to is look who to sue Sorry, those Accident Helpline people keep stoppin me in the mall. goddamn vultures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Str8 outta Dublin Crazy motherfucker named 2track Once the bitches taste his dick they never go back To their boyfriends that they playing Have a couple a drinks and end up staying In my bed Making love Lift my fingas up let you smell the glove on my hand ain't that grand But now the motherfucking boyfriends wanna make a stand I say "fuck you" standing up to me take out my gat and cream these mothers like in hurley I knock those fuckers all out dead What they get is a sliother in the head (Wow I got to referance NWA, Spinal Tap and the fastest sport in the world in one rhyme!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 3, 2003 Author Share Posted April 3, 2003 Damn..2Track expresses himself. You should step up more often man, youre gettin better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Beauty and Bin Laden Now motherfuckers let me tell you a tale Of a gal I know and a dangerous male Alls she needed was a guy Damn Dane, this ho be outta her mind* Now she was watching on T.V. the Al Jazeera And she saw a shonky guy who she wanted to get near ta His beard was fly and his towel phat Though the sandals he wore were kinda cat So she hopped on a 747 Like Jessica Biel she be in Seventh Heaven 'Cause soon she got out to da ‘stan And she be closer to her terrorist man She searched in every cave and hole She spent all the money that she got off the dole But Osama B she did not meet She got real sad, yo and binded her feet *I've outdone the 5ive rhyme with a reference to Truesteppers ft. Dane Bowers and Victoria Beckham's classic U.K. Garage track "You're out of your Mind". In the words of Vic, "This tunes gonna punish you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I passed the mic but it came back That's the magnatism of the 2track Don't cut no slack Don't lay rhymes simple I pop your ego like I pop a pimple I don't spread war, no I spread peace And I philosophise like in aincent Greece The radio spews all sorts of hate And we gotta change that before it's too late Homophobia, mysogony And that shit just don't sit with me And don't act like that shit don't matter When you rap along to Marshall Mathers "I say fag but I don't mean gay" Gee, Em, is that what your publicist told you to say? I'm sick of girls that be getting called bitches I'll bust you fucks 'till you need stitches And what he wants he can say Fuck censoring, free speech all the way But sometimes the line just has to be drawn Kill your bitch and leave the trailer at dawn Is that wrong? Can I put that in my new hit song As long as it's poppy and kids can sing along My voice is getting horse but I'm reaching my goal The positive message like my boys De La Soul And Will Smith too, yeah you say he's wack But he won't put a gun to your back A knife to your neck He treats all the womyn with respect 'Cause every gal is a momma or a daughter And the things you say make me wanna Slap you down like you do your "hos" Stand up to a man, I'll go to blows But only if you blow me first Ya like that, you got the thirst? Oh fuck that shit was mocking the gays Maybe I'm turning back the other way The easy way to rap like you Verbally gesticulate the things you spew Not against the grain But all the same... No I'll maintain my stance you see So step up and try rhyme back to me And hey what's that shit that you say? "2track, man you're shit is gay "I'll blow you, yeah, blow you away" And violence hasn't it stayed on too long? Originality would be nice in your next song But nah, that shit just wouldn't fly Get back in line behind that guy Now I'm sorry if my shit was a preach But how else can I ever reach Without making a statement once in a while Instead of spitting up the same ol' bile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 ... sweet... ::bows down:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 :clap clap clap: Tight work 2T, looks like a few of us might havta pass the mic again too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 (edited) since i dont have a very good flow ill let this guy speak on behalf for me...enjoy click there--->My Freestyle Edited October 10, 2003 by RobitussinEF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Slip, slip sliding like Paul and Art That is the way that this ryhme does start But into the story that part be And if ya peep the rest then you will see How the things became that way Listen up to all the games that I play I met this girl out at a club And she danced up beside me and started to rub That booty so fine against my shit I was sweating like a dog, no denying it She looked so fine, she smelt so sweet She was the flyest damn girl that you ever could meet When the tunes slowed down we hit the bar And pretty damn soon we was out in my car She needed some one to take her back to her apartment and shit and Jack Was stopping me from taking the chore And when we got to her crib we started talking more She asked me in and I said "yo" There was no other place that I wanted to go Up her stairs we did begin She led me into her den of sin The lights went out, the candles were lit And then she started all crazy shit Now a gentleman is what I am So the story itself ain't worth a damn Cause I ain't gonna say halfa what we did But we slip, slip, slided, yeah we slip, slip, slid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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