BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Robitussin's boy is the new mascot of Lyricists Lounge. He's everything we ought to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Oh my God, that fat kid has an entire site devoted to his stuff. Check it out. Angry Naked Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 (edited) whoa thats some shit for that ass.... how did you find this??? Edited October 29, 2003 by RobitussinEF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 Man, you guys are givin props to some sucky fat kid while 2T's passin the mic to himself...it aint right. Go on, 2T, ill drop a quick verse to back ya. Saloon Doors: Layin' it down for Hondo's "Ya'll want me? Come get me - what, ya'll 'fraid or somethin? Scared today might be your expiration date or somethin?" The Cowboy's back onna scene, its that number one vet leavin a trail of dust and disappear into the sunset the voice of Hondo's Bar, havin all these cats scurrd one love & loyalty baby, please believe in this, word hear my soul through my voice, feel this spark and get moist, grant you a full scholarship, to the graveyard of your choice nowadays this spot's quiet, artists comin half-hearted any funk this thread had, joined the dearly departed but if i rhyme a lil lower, it wont go over ya head, so here's the message kids: the lounge's comin back from the dead no patos, no chief, no more MC III I'm comin at it like Nas: just one mic & me last 2 boards done died; so here goes try numbah three lets go ahead and walk these dogs, and represent HB...peace If a dope lyrical flow is a must, you gots to go with a name you can quickly trust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 IC yo dat shit was def Props to ya boy, yeah much respect But now it's time to lay my rhyme I be knocking ya'll dead this be the scene of the crime And another tale of love I will deliver I'm a dirty ass dog, I be Baldwin in "Sliver" See there is this gal that I wanna mack She'll be feeling the flow with the 2track I don't do no shit like going t'dinner I be going for gold, I be an allround sinner I'll put Marvin Gaye on the stereo I'll be kissing her neck when we be dancing all slow (to be continued...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Str8 up Whack attack on Jack Yo, Mike ya helped make a boy a man I was six years old, you made me understand You helped all da boys dat was living da streets Wiff yo pimped out lyrics and yo uptown beats When the young dawggs was looking to da pimps and thugs Ya made dem see that all they needed was sum kisses and hugs You wuz da only true blood who back in da day Said "dang, my little bro you can't live dis way" You made all da diff peeps feel like one crew And now da 5-ohs they be targeting you When there wuz only pain in this homeboy's heart Ya helped me keep it together and not be falling apart Da man tried to sell us you was changing yo face They even threw it out dat you wuz changing yo race We knew it all wuz lies it all be jealousy But Mike I let you know youse always straight up with me I be sick and tired bout all dese hyped up lies They said you wuz whack, but you be one a da guys So now dese hatas gots a new myff t'tell Like dat devil Mottola they be straight outta hell Don't let 'em beat ya down Mike, keep yoself up high Dey always try ta diss ya, I can't comprehend why I'm still representing, believe it fa sho I'll be with you Michael where eva ya go So ta close out dis rhyme I think I hafta say We'll always be behind you to da end of da day So ta close out dis rhyme I'ma hafta spill You always come correct and you always will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaKa_nO_kUrO_nEkO Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I don't know but I want to give it a try here we go boyz.... Try #1 I waltz my way, wit bling ringin' out my ear I'm the shady girl Wit pointed ears I got black fur Ain't always here But youz don't mind while I relax and release my delf Drop bombs from here to the cultural room I suprise you with plato's moves Don't rant on a female if ain't know clue Dis cool black cat just tryin' some new moves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 5, 2004 Author Share Posted October 5, 2004 hah...neko, that was cool shit! shout-outs to culture & plato's, the black cat laid it down & even tossed in some Meth! Im always happy to see people tryin this corner out, but that was cool, keep it comin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Khaki al-Jizzeera Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I am Abu Khaki from Pakistan Under my nails is nothing but sand Grow up and blow up one day thats the plan I got the flyest Camel in all this land Had to behead my wife, she wasn't stable I caught that bitch showing of her motherfuckin ankle From the United Arab Emirates to Bahrain I hold it down Allahu Akbar! Yo that's the sound! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 That's tight Punjabi man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Quick one. ::DJ Ario-Assault spins the instrumental, BIG f Meth - F* the World:: I used ta' chase the girls fo' the tits, now they try to flee from the dick, but silly chickens can't escape this. I'm harder than the ce-ment-mixed up with the water got the 'kake aimed right at yo' daughter... Smell that? Wack MC's just took a shit cause when my crew hits I'm droppin' bombs like banana splits... in a lactose intolerant tummy, think you funny? Leave you hoppin' like the Easter Bunny. That must be you I see your pink thong a mile away. Come at me wrong, I leave you burnt like on Friday. In my day, we used to scrap at the park on the corner now the fools leaving people at the coroner. They say to be the best you gotta go and beat the best. Well if you try to beat the best you better bring a vest. Because I don't take chances, while I was rockin' shows, your crew was dressed in pink doin' dirty dances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaKa_nO_kUrO_nEkO Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 here we go try #2 Crazy kats wanta play me Fools ain't never going to stop But right here is the alpha omega of this rythm Never ending cycle of rebirth at the tip of the draw Players Grab yo guns if you love black kat Ladies show these niggas who run the show Players Grab yo guns if you love black kat Ladies show these niggas who run the show Its off I run the show and this happens every day We sit here think about the things that happen Why bush won the election and kerry lost it Why are we at war with no purpose Why oil gets to kill peoples families But I don't know about ya'll but This killa black kat knows what to say Players Grab yo guns if you love black kat Ladies show these niggas who run the show Players Grab yo guns if you love black kat Ladies show these niggas who run the show Its off I run the show and this happens every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Oooh... a newcomer to the Lyricist Lounge eh? I think we'll take this to the Battle Raps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 "Fix my printer!" "Fix my scanner!" "I want to get the most out of my e-planner!" Shut the fuck up You stupid little users. You should all be reffered to as local losers! You cant understand a word I say Control-Alt-Delete Too technical, eh? "The network is down the internet is not enabled!" Try pluggin in The fucking cable! I'm gonna get an ulcer From drinking all this coffee. These old ass babies Are making me crazy. I'm gonna change the toner One last time But then it's back to porn Until lunchtime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Man, I got told about this place... *looks around in awe* Lovin' it... 1st ever attempt @ conscious rhyming... Y'all preach about the souf like it's premierre Try the mother-fuckin' southern hemisphere! Representing my crew, I'm an army of one got a possum in my kitchen an' my grrl on the run she's a tight lil' ho, my own pieca munroe but she's on the pill and blastin' like Mt Krakato-ah don't wanna be near me, any touch makes her sick an' she takes the fuckin' things 'cause she wants on my dick so my rhyming is fucked, got no skill an' no flow and my patterns are erratic like yoko ono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 (edited) His game might be wack but his pictures are tight never thought he'd be the one that would be passin the mic. Chillin' on hondo's is how my days go by reading up on werewolf and making the bars run like clock work so we can pass the mic Jukebox used to stalk me now I am wearing his ring I bet you never thought that I would do such a thing He mezmorized me with his song and now it seems that I long for him to be near me so he can play his records all night long... Edited March 4, 2005 by SuperEeyore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 So that's three for three, kickin' sand 'round the box When's a vet comin' in to show us how this shit rocks? We be sweatin' the Nick, the Chief & the 'Track We be fuckin' 'round an' playin' we don't know howta act But give us our props, 'cause we're new to these beats And my creepy-uncle-love will knock you yo' feet BITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Skeeter and Super E are on form. Bukkake on your face Bukkake on your face Don't waste none, the Catholic's on your case Sitting on my jat watching some Kevin hit They're coming dude, hurry up and build it Ghosts and balls, but no Swayze Both those guys be driving girls crazy Paris and Kev give videos a shot And after she says to Costner "That's Hot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 One, two, three, and a four That shit's been done so I'm out the door Fixing up the place with my mad gra-fix Checking out the forum but it's on da fritz Waiting till 5 so I can bust on home Call my woman up on the phone She's coughing and wheezing on the receiver I tell her take some meds to that they relieve her But she don't listen to a word I say She just denies me and tells me "Don't be gay." Arriving at home and I change my clothes Sporting off my t-shirt and my JNCOs We make some plans to go out at night Makin-out in her room to Barry White So it goes on just another day Got another coming So i'll hit the hay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 Dante, Skeet, Eeyore, Baka - so many newcomers on this thread, comin correct! Im loving this, keep it goin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 We make some plans to go out at nightMakin-out in her room to Barry White seriously though, don't be ridonkulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 LL I was all excited hoping you had posted a rhyme..That would have been cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Ok, no more singing for you then! I was trying my very very 120% hardest but it's never good enough! Never! A short one Trying to be a bright spectacle But I think it's gonna take a miracle to stand out You only get one chance to shout That's what they say So I gotta make this one count... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 Yeah, cool to see more folks try this, was hopin to catch LL, MH, someone some time...since Freebird, most chicks wont give it a go, sadly. We got Eeyore and Kuro Neko tho, that's cool. Let's test this thing, make sure its still on: i show devotion, and thats with no emotion if you know the movement, then you know the motion "and i got what it takes to rock the mic, right" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 A quickie, cause that's how you hos like it. hold a cold one, like he pack the gold gun, like he hold the microphone and stole the show, just for funI call my man "son" cause he shine like one, unlike my grrl LL, who never ever gets to cum tried to cesnor the style, but still come out explicit, while a lotta bitches think he's overly-chauvanistic but i say no to no maam's, sausage fests aint the plan from powder rooms to raiding wombs, just cant stop the man cuttin heads with claws of the finest metal alloy, not Adamantium, more like a rhinestone (cowboy)....peace. "My style is too developed to be arrested It's the free-style, so now it's out on parole..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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