Aoi Inu Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Well, first I will welcome myself back. In my past life here, I squeled at everyone. Looking foward to annoying everyone again. Anyways, one of my friends brought up this discussion once while I was watching a game on TV. In my opinion, it's true. All sports are sexual in one way or another. I want to know what everyone else thinks. If you don't agree, mention a sport that you don't think is sexual. My head is always in the gutter so I'll probably find a way to make it sexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 I dunno, I don't see much sexual about Basketball or Baseball. Only if your looking at the dancers but thats about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Whats so sexual about swimming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oppai-Seijin Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Whats so sexual about swimming? Are you kidding? Some of the female swimmers can look hot in those bathing suits. Especially after plenty of use and the bathing suits start to thin-out and become see-thru. Ahh....high school swimming was pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Yeah, I don't know if I follow this!! Give us some examples... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 All sports are Sexual as in they promote sex (ie they have acts that are somewhat sexual) or that they give boys hardons and girls squishy pants from the hot menz and womenz on the tv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 I mean you can find something sexual in the aspect of the gameplay. Example: Someone mentioned Baseball. Well, don't men compair how far they've gone with a woman with baseball? Like they say, "yeah, I've only gone to 2nd base with this girl". Not to mention, the bats are just "sticks" and you hit "balls" with them. Technically, when people talk about male sex organs they refer to them in slang as stick and balls rather than saying penis and testicles. So that would be the connection there. Another example would be, if you consider it a sport, pool/billiard; the object of the game is again to hit "balls" around with a "stick" and to get them into a "hole". This is just an observation my friend and I were making. It could just mean BOTH of our minds are always in the gutter. LOL. Is that better to follow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Well I use baseball to explain everything in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egonz Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 i think you are confusing competion with the sport. its natural for woman to always want the best (he who won). if you look back at whatever sport it was you were watching you probably lusted after who ever won. the winner represents the strong individual or team makeing them that much more appealing. sports themselves arent sexy but what is shown in them could be. and as for the whole idea that the dialog in sports is sexual in nature with bats and balls well get laid and it will all go way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 One day I'm going to give egonz a class in punctuation so I can understand what he's writing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted October 24, 2004 Author Share Posted October 24, 2004 Chief: Please do! Egonz: I'll get laid in due time but I will always keep my gutter mind. It more fun that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Bloody hell, girl! You'd be right @ home here in the Land of 3 or 4 different varieties of man-gropey football! AFL's very passionate & hot'n'heavy, though the out-and-out gays are generally lynched. Union's a very clandestine affair, but it's mostly played in local clubs sprouting from all boy's catholic schools(I went to one for a year, and it meets the stereotype of jail). League tho, which has (in my opinion) the biggest following has it's share of queers & closet cases sticking fingers where they aren't sposeda go(John Hopoate, anyone?). Cricket, on the other hand is the greatest libido-killer known to man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 You want me to go visit and frisk the players?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 JESUS...EVEN IN SPORTS WOMAN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoi Inu Posted November 1, 2004 Author Share Posted November 1, 2004 You doubted it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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