The NZA Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she thought was Jesus. "She started screaming 'He's back, He's back' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. "She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium, which floated up into the air. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him. Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 :0 Ah it would really suck to be in that situation, in the car accident i mean. Stepping back from the horror as comedy usually does.... ROFLMAO I guess christians arent so bad afterall, they made me smile this sleepless night of coding. That and the Sopranos Season II. -when suggesting he kick his mooching sister out on the street... Wife " You can't do that, it wouldn't be Christian" Tony " Well it's a good thing she's Buhddist" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 ROFLMAO! I just can't get over how everyone Swerving to miss her was probably screaming "Oh my God!" and "Jesus!!" and not helping in the least to the clusterfuck! LOL ~TD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celso_otero Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 damn it !!! that what happens when you let stupid poeple bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Hmmmm. Red has met some pretty stupid circumstances, but they were either on behalf of Dan Jurgens or Skeeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 This is why we should have let the deep south secede. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 says you...dont get much further south than where im at, though no one seems to consider us "the south" except for norther FL, oddly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Weird...a Harry Potter look-a-like is walking towards me Anyway, "south" isn't neccessarily a location these days. It's a state of mind. Let's say this :Let the south go, but annex southern Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Yeah Florida isn't part of the South, it's a colony of Cuba and Jersey. Man, I can't believe I missed this story before, that's just...wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Still amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I love that Six Feet Under pretty much ripped this off for one of their death scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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