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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after

leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described

as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses.


Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from

people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that

the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the

air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she thought was



"She started screaming 'He's back, He's back' and climbed right out of the

sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband

of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.  "I

was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said.  "She

thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus  was gonna

lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.


"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said

Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.


Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was

dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp

covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up

sex dolls filled with helium, which floated up into the air.


Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends

that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in

frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed

him. Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky

as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved

Jesus more than anything else.


When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is

all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

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:0  Ah it would really suck to be in that situation, in the car accident i mean.  Stepping back from the horror as comedy usually does.... ROFLMAO


I guess christians arent so bad afterall, they made me smile this sleepless night of coding.  That and the Sopranos Season II.


-when suggesting he kick his mooching sister out on the street...


Wife " You can't do that, it wouldn't be Christian"

Tony " Well it's a good thing she's Buhddist"

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