Heartlessbitch Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 inspired by numerous chain e-mails i've received.. pick some favorite song lyrics and keep adding on till we have a good list..i'll start the list "you're pretty when i'm drunk, and i'm pretty fucking drunk" ~Bloodhound Gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 'bout time we had a lyrics thread, we seem to toss lyrics around anyways like it's goin' out of style, now we have a place to put em. Here goes, only way to start this thread out right, Afroman - Colt 45... "I met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house because she was fine but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!" The man's a fucking prophet, I tell ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 Major Matt Mason USA - Dinner "Sex on the table is not very stable" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 Hey JunkerSeed no longer has stars! He has skull-like thingies! I want skull thingies! Anyway, looks like the trend is funny lyrics, so I'll post one set of funny lyrics, and one not-funny one because I want to: How can I feel abandoned even when the world surrounds me How can I bite the hand that feeds the strangers all around me How can I know so many never really knowing anyone If I seem superhuman I have been misunderstood - Dream Theater, Misunderstood Many colours in the homo rainbow don't be afraid to let your colours shine Many colours in the homo rainbow show me yours I'm gonna show you mine If you find your pot of gold then every little thing is gonna work out fine In the homo rainbow Many colours in the homo rainbow pick any shade from black to yellow Many colours in the homo rainbow warm embrace and a kind hello - Ween, The Rainbow Can you guess which is the funny one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 Pulblic safety aide, straight up! Better represent! Or something.... Um, these little grey heads are kinda cool. Now my name is red too, I'm being fucked with. "Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga. Wu buck wild with the trigga!" Wu-Tang - Shame on a Nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 The supposed lyrics to a certain song but god knows... "Cufk, Tish, Sips" (sic) Any guesses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 you mena guesses as to what you were sniffing when these lyrics came to your awareness? Hmm. Glue, Bug Spray, Paint, Drano. Am I close? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 I want you to be free Don't worry about me And just like the movies We'll play out our last scene You won't cry, I won't scream - Alien Ant Farm, Movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Anagramate em JMt and they make more sense! Yeah, I know what you mean MLB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 oh. f*ck, sh*t, p*ss. Was that a joke or a riddle or a puzzle or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Idlewild're a good mining ground for lyrics, don't know what half of em mean but they've a good turn of phrase: "I smoke too much when you talk too much and when I argue Sid Barrett makes me laugh I laugh at my conversational skills, or lack of" - When I Argue I See Shapes "The world is in my chaos dream but I am not invited" - I'm Happy To Be Here Tonight "I'm not that medieval, sometimes I write my thoughts down Cos I can't even remember who I am Who I am, where I am, what on earth I'm doing here What on earth I know" " What's going on out of the window now? No, no I'm agile, and everyone says that you're so fragile" - Everyone Says You're So Fragile "Who would ever believe a word that you say? You're disturbed in a strange fascinating way" - Close The Door "It's a better way to feel, don't be real, be post-modern" - These Wooden Ideas "It felt cold inside, so we threw the radio onto the fire It felt good to watch it, burn away to nothing" "It felt warm inside, so we threw the television on the fire It was in frustration, because I had nothing to throw away" - The Bronze Medal "I’ve contacted, someone that I’ve always wanted to meet We’ll talk about reality, you and me We’ll talk about cruel, cruel reality" - Meet Me At The Harbour "When you're secure do you feel much safer When you're life hasn't changed and its three years later Its like you're life, hasn't changed And its three years later" - You Held The World In Your Arms Sorry about all the Idlewild lyrics, first band that came to mind, just got their new single....did you see it got to 9 in the UK charts MLB? Could be their year, we may see little bastards in Idlewild hoodies yet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 I suppose its a joke what with the song being called 'Tourette's'! It's a Nirvana album track... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 well, I've held myself back long enough. Here are some Rush lyrics that I really love and have effected me deeply in one way or another: Spit out your anger Don't swallow your tongue Stick it out Don't swallow the poison Spit it out Don't swallow your pride Stick it out Don't swallow your anger Spit it out Don't swallow the lies - Rush, from Stick It Out I knew he was different in his sexuality I went to his parties as a straight minority It never seemed a threat to my masculinity He only introduced me to a wider reality As the years went by, we drifted apart When I heard that he was gone I felt a shadow cross my heart But he's nobody's hero... I didn't know the girl, but I knew her family All their lives were shattered in a nightmare of brutality They try to carry on, try to bear the agony Try to hold some faith in the goodness of humanity As the years went by, we drifted apart When I heard that she was gone I felt a shadow cross my heart But she's nobody's hero... - Rush, from Nobody's Hero All of us get lost in the darkness Dreamers learn to steer by the stars All of us do time in the gutter Dreamers turn to look at the cars Turn around and turn around and turn around Turn around and walk the razor's edge Don't turn your back And slam the door on me - Rush, from The Pass Sprawling on the fringes of the city In geometric order An insulated border In between the bright lights And the far unlit unknown Growing up it all seems so one-sided Opinions all provided The future pre-decided Detached and subdivided In the mass production zone Nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone Subdivisions In the high school halls In the shopping malls Conform or be cast out Subdivisions In the basement bars In the backs of cars Be cool or be cast out Any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth But the suburbs have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of youth Drawn like moths we drift into the city The timeless old attraction Cruising for the action Lit up like a firefly Just to feel the living night Some will sell their dreams for small desires Or lose the race to rats Get caught in ticking traps And start to dream of somewhere To relax their restless flight Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights... - Rush, from Subdivisions What would touch me deeper... Tears that fall from eyes that only cry? Would it touch you deeper Than tears that fall from eyes that know why? - Rush, from Tears You don't get something for nothing You can't have freedom for free You won't get wise With the sleep still in your eyes No matter what your dreams might be - Rush, from Something For Nothing And the men who hold high places Must be the ones who start To mold a new reality Closer to the heart Closer to the heart The blacksmith and the artist Reflect it in their art They forge their creativity Closer to the heart Closer to the heart Philosophers and ploughmen Each must know his part To sow a new mentality Closer to the heart Closer to the heart You can be the captain I will draw the chart Sailing into destiny Closer to the heart - Rush, from Closer To The Heart Because he was human Because he had goodness Because he was moral They called him insane Delusions of grandeur Visions of splendor A manic depressive He walks in the rain Eyes wide open Heart undefended Innocence untarnished... Cinderella Man Doing what you can They can't understand What it means Cinderella Man Hang on to your plans Try as they might They cannot steal your dreams - Rush, from Cinderella Man All the same we take our chances, Laughed at by time, Tricked by circumstances. Plus ça change, Plus c'est la meme chose The more that things change, The more they stay the same. - Rush, Circumstances There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees, For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas. The trouble with the maples, (And they're quite convinced they're right) They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light. But the oaks can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made. And they wonder why the maples Can't be happy in their shade. There is trouble in the forest, And the creatures all have fled, As the maples scream "Oppression!" And the oaks just shake their heads So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights. "The oaks are just too greedy; We will make them give us light." Now there's no more oak oppression, For they passed a noble law, And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw. - Rush, from The Trees All this machinery making modern music Can still be open-hearted. Not so coldly charted It's really just a question of your honesty, yeah, Your honesty. One likes to believe in the freedom of music, But glittering prizes and endless compromises Shatter the illusion of integrity... For the words of the profits were written on the studio wall, Concert hall And echoes with the sounds of salesmen. - Rush, from The Spirit Of Radio You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill; I will choose a path that's clear I will choose freewill. - Rush, from Freewill I really left out so many amazing lyrics, but I'll have to leave it at that. Sorry to all those hardcore Rushophobes that bash me and my love from Rush, but you probably didn't bother reading these lyrics anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 but you probably didn't bother reading these lyrics anyway You got that right! Anyone who doesn't like big lists of lyrics best leave this thread alone, else it could get messy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Anyone who doesn't like big lists of lyrics best leave this thread alone, else it could get messy! I can just imagine the idiot now: "I don't big lists of lyrics, they make me furious! What's this? A thread entitled 'Lyrics'? Wow, that sounds great! I best click on it! It really does sound like the place for me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted May 1, 2002 Author Share Posted May 1, 2002 "as my guitar gentley weeps..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Start a thread about lyrics you'd better beleive you're gonna see a lot of Counting Crows coming out of me. Be forewarned... "Maria came form Nashville with a suitcase in her hand She said she'd like to meet a boy who looks like Elvis. She walks along the edge of where the ocean meets the land just like she's walking on a wire in the circus. She parks her car outside my house Takes her clothes off Says she's close to understanding Jesus. She knows she's more than just a little misunderstood She has trouble acting normal when she's nervous. Round here we're carving out our names Round here we all look the same Round here we talk just like lions But we sacrifice like lambs Round here she's slipping through my hands .... But the girl on the car in the parking lot says: "Man, you should try to take a shot can't you see my walls are crumbling?" Then she looks up at the building and say's she's thinking of jumpin'. She says she's tired of life, she must be tired of something..." Counting Crows - Round Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Bionic - Little Nixon INFORMER INFORMER INFORMER INFORRRRRRRMMMMMEEEERRRR! The All Seeing I - 1st Man In Space How do you open these new milk cartons? How come they don't make golden nuggets no more? What is that ticker tape for at reception? How come no-one wants to know what I saw? Genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Yep, Counting Crows definitely has a place here. I always thought of their material as more of poetry set to music than real songs. I think we can also expect so Doors songs. But for now, why don't we all have everyone posting their favorite Beatles lyrics since Heartlees started it. I'm assuming Heartless' favorite lyrics are from 'My Guitar...' because 1) it's a good candidate and 2) she chose it above all others. To me there's no Beatles song more intelligent, more profound, more meaningful and realivant than this one: "She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, She...", wait a minute, that's not right. Sorry, my bad! Actually my choice will come down to a tie betweeen two songs: She's not a girl who misses much Do do do do do do do do She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand Like a lizard on a window pane. The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors On his hobnail boots Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy Working overtime A soap impression of his wife which he ate And donated to the Nation Trust. I need a fix 'cause I'm going down Down to the bits that I left uptown I need a fix cause I'm going down Mother Superior jump the gun Mother Superior jump the gun Mother Superior jump the gun Mother Superior jump the gun. Happiness is a warm gun Happiness is a warm gun When I hold you in my arms And I feel my finger on your trigger I know no one can do me no harm Because happiness is a warm gun Yes it is. - Beatles, Hapiness Is A Warm Gun Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind, Possessing and caressing me. Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world, Nothing's gonna change my world. Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes, That call me on and on across the universe, Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box they Tumble blindly as they make their way Across the universe Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world, Nothing's gonna change my world. Sounds of laughter shades of earth are ringing Through my open views inviting and inciting me Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns, it calls me on and on Across the universe Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world, Nothing's gonna change my world. - Beatles, Across The Universe Those were a tough two to pick. Runner-ups included 'I Am The Walrus', 'For No One', 'Strawberry Fields Forever', 'Because', and many others. Those who read the lyrics might have noticed where my DrunkenDeities name came from. It's one half Beatles reference, one half Fight Club reference. Ok, post away, and remember, these aren't your favorite Beatles songs, but favorite lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted May 2, 2002 Author Share Posted May 2, 2002 wow i'm impressed..yahve listens to dropkick murphy's (refer to main page.) "if you want to destroy me sweater... (whoa-whooooa-whoa) hold this thread as i walk away (as i walk away) watch me unravel.. i'll soon be naked... (lying on the floor) Lying on the floor... i've come undone" ~Weezer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted May 2, 2002 Author Share Posted May 2, 2002 "Nixon had his puppy, charles manson had his clan.. but why oh why can't i get a girlfriend?" ~"Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend" by Mr. T Experience damned good band. "Daddy was a rolling, rolling stone.. OHHHHHH he rolled away one day and he never came home... HA! HA!" ~SubLiMe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 I've always enjoyed a little ditty by nine inch nails called "Big man with a gun" It's a quaint little song with powerful lyrics, I swear, it brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it... i am a big man (yes i am) and i have a big gun got me a big old dick and i i like to have fun held against your forehead i'll make you suck it maybe i'll put a hole in your head you know, just for the fuck of it i can reduce you if i want i can devour i'm hard as fucking steel, and i've got the power i'm every inch a man, and i'll show you somehow me and my fucking gun nothing can stop me now shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot i'm going to come all over you me and my fucking gun me and my fucking gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 breathe in breathe out tied to a wheel fingers got to feel I spin on a whim I slide to the right I felt you like electric light for our love for our fear for our rise against the years and years got a machinehead better than the rest green to red machinehead and I walk from my machine I walk from my machine deaf dumb and thirty starting to deserve this leaning on my conscience wall blood is like wine unconscious all the time if I had it all again I'd change it all I had this song stuck in my head.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 here's another one, this time from Green Day, it's "Dominated love slave" from their second cd, kerplunk. I want to be your dominated love slave I want to be the one that takes the pain You can spank me when I do not behave mack me in the forehead with a chain 'Cause I love feeling dirty And I love feeling cheap And I love it when you hurt me So drive those staples deep I want you to slap me and call me naughty Put a belt slander against my skin I want to feel pain all over my body Can't wait to be punished for my sins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Alright then, here we go: This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes...again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand In a...desperate land Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the King's highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us The blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you taken' us The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door...and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother...I want to...fuck you C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin' a blue rock On a blue bus Doin' a blue rock C'mon, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end - Doors, The End And does it really get any better than this song?: i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie let's rock, you dont stop rock the riddle that will make your body rock well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along and next on the mike is my man hank come on, hank, sing that song check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a and the rest is f-l-y ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons i'll tell ya why ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun and i dress to a t ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously i got bodyguards, i got two big cars that definitely aint the wack i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac so after school, i take a dip in the pool which really is on the wall i got a color tv so i can see the knicks play basketball hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards more money than a sucker could ever spend but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker not a dime til i made it again ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what) ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin drive off in a def oj everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend master gee, am I mellow its on you so what you gonna do well it's on n on n on on n on the beat dont stop until the break of dawn i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e i said i go by the unforgettable name of the man they call the master gee well, my name is known all over the world by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls i'm goin down in history as the baddest rapper there could ever be now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows the beat starts gettin into your toes ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat and the damn ya start doin the freak i said damn, right outta your seat then ya throw your hands high in the air ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere ya rockin to the beat without a care with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang but i rap to the beat just the same i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes all im here to do ladies is hypnotize singin on n n on n on n on the beat dont stop until the break of dawn singin on n n on n on on n on like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop come alive yall gimme what ya got i guess by now you can take a hunch and find that i am the baby of the bunch 'but that's okay i still keep in stride cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind singin on n n on n on n on the beat dont stop until the break of dawn singin on n n on n on on n on rock rock yall throw it on the floor im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there im gonna move you outta this atmosphere cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind ill put t-t-tickets in your behind i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got cause im guaranteed to make you rock i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for? i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo and guess what america we love you cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast rock it up baby bubbah baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie to the beat beat, its so unique come on everybody and dance to the beat [funk] i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang the boogie to the boogie da beat i said i cant wait til the end of the week when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat and attempt to raise your body heat just blow your mind so that you cant speak and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet and let it change up to a dance called the freak and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat rest a little while so ya dont get weak i know a man named hank he has more rhymes than a serious bank so come on hank sing that song to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp the women fight for my delight but im the grandmaster with the three mcs that shock the house for the young ladies and when you come inside, into the front you do the freak, spank, and do the bump and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint a from sun to sun and from day to day i sit down and write a brand new rhyme because they say that miracles never cease i've created a devastating masterpiece i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist everybody, i say it goes like this well i was comin home late one dark afternoon a reporter stopped me for a interview she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables this young reporter i did adore so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before she said damn fly guy im in love with you the casanova legend must have been true i said by the way baby what's your name said i go by the name of lois lane and you could be my boyfiend you surely can just let me quit my boyfriend called superman i said he's a fairy i do suppoose flyin through the air in pantyhose he may be very sexy or even cute but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit i said you need a man who's got finesse and his whole name across his chest he may be able to fly all through the night but can he rock a party til the early light he cant satisfy you with his little worm but i can bust you out with my super sperm i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere just throw your hands up in the air and party hardy like you just dont care let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what) im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj everybody go hotel motel holiday inn you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend i say skip, dive, what can i say i cant fit em all inside my oj so i just take half and bust them out i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house it was twelve o'clock one friday night i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right everybody was dancin on the floor doin all the things they never did before and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean she came into the bar, she came into the scene as she traveled deeper inside the room all the fellas checked out her white sasoons she came up to the table, looked into my eyes then she turned around and shook her behind so i said to myself, its time for me to release my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece and now people in the house this is just for you a little rap to make you boogaloo now the group ya hear is called phase two and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew once a week we're on the street just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free for you to party ya got to have the movies so we'll get right down and give you the groove for you to dance you gotta get hype so we'll get right down for you tonight now the system's on and the girls are there ya definitely have a rockin affair but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact that to have a party ya got to have a rap so when the party's over you're makin it home and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn and while ya sleepin ya start to dream and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene my name appears in your mind yeah, a name you know that was right on time it was phase two just a doin a do rockin ya down cause ya know we could to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak come alive girls get on your feet to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on on n on into the break of dawn now i got a man comin on right now he's guaranteed to throw down he goes by the name of wonder mike come on wonder mike do what ya like like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey like a millionaire that has no money like a rainy day that is not wet like a gamblin fiend that does not bet like dracula with out his fangs like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang like collard greens that dont taste good like a tree that's not made out of wood like goin up and not comin down is just like the beat without the sound no sound to the beat beat, ya do the freak everybody just rock and dance to the beat have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just aint no good i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood so you try to play it off like you think you can by sayin that youre full and then your friend says momma he's just being polite he aint finished uh uh that's bull so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate and your friend says man there's plenty of food so you pile some more on your plate while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin of the moment that it's time to leave and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin into something that looks like cheese oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place i dont care what these people think im just sittin here makin myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks so you bust out the door while its still closed still sick from the food you ate and then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of kaopectate and then you call your friend two weeks later to see how he has been and he says i understand about the food baby bubbah but we're still friends with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat i say hank can ya rock can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop can ya hip me to the shoobie doo i said come on make the make the people move i go to the halls and then ring the bell because i am the man with the clientele and if ya ask me why i rock so well a big bang, i got clientele and from the time i was only six years old i never forgot what i was told it was the best advice that i ever had it came from my wise dear old dad he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you and dont say a word until i'm through now there's a time to laugh a time to cry a time to live and a time to die a time to break and a time to chill to act civilized or act real ill but whatever ya do in your lifetime ya never let a mc steal your rhyme so from sixty six til this very day ill always remember what he had to say so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style i let them know that i'm versatile i got style finesse and a little black book that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look but there's a thing that separates you from me and that's called originality because my rhymes are on from what you heard i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word and i say a little more later on tonight so the sucker mc's can bite all night a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall a lets rock yall ya dont stop ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what) ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin drive off in a def oj everybody go hotel motel holiday inn ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends a like that yall to the beat yall beat beat yall ya dont stop a master gee am I mellow? its on you so whatcha gonna do well like johnny carson on the late show a like frankie croker in stereo well like the barkay's singin holy ghost the sounds to throw down they're played the most its like my man captain sky whose name he earned with his super sperm we rock and we dont stop get off yall im here to give you whatcha got to the beat that it makes you freak and come alive girl get on your feet a like a perry mason without a case like farrah fawcett without her face like the barkays on the mike like gettin right down for you tonight like movin your body so ya dont know how right to the rhythm and throw down like comin alive to the master gee the brother who rocks so viciously i said the age of one my life begun at the age of two i was doin the do at the age of three it was you and me rockin to the sounds of the master gee at the age of four i was on the floor givin all the freaks what they bargained for at the age of five i didnt take no jive with the master gee its all the way live at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks rappin to the beat my stick was fixed at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off i got right on down to the beat you see gettin right on down makin all the girls just take of their clothes to the beat the beat to the double beat beat that makes you freak at the age of eight i was really great cause every night you see i had a date at the age of nine i was right on time cause every night i had a party rhyme goin on n n on n on on n on the beat dont stop until the break of dawn a sayin on n n on n on on n on... like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop a saying on n n on n on on n on cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike i am the definate feast delight cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike i am the definate feast delight come to the master gee you see the brother who rocks so viciously - Sugar Hill Gang, Rapper's Delight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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