Reverend Jax Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 To refresh everyone's memory: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs spray paint the vegetables dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose kill the headlights and put it in neutral stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control baby's in Reno with the vitamin D got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt don't believe everything that you breathe you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve so shave your face with some mace in the dark savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park (yo cut it) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (double-barrel buckshot) Soy un perdedor i'm a loser baby,so why don't you kill me? Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare banned all the music with a phony gas chamber 'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job the daytime crap with the folksinger slop he hung himself with a guitar string slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing you can't write if you can't relate trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (get crazy with the cheeze whiz) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (drive-by body pierce) (yo bring it on down) soooooooyy.... (I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? [repeat] (Sprechen sie Deutches, baby) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (Know what I'm sayin'?) They are too many lines to make a poll of this, so just post your favorite. Mine is "and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 YOU FUCKWIT! I got all excited about answering this thread. Already had in mind what I was going to say. Hyped so to speak. I open up the thread and your fave line is the same as mine. Gawdemmit, I hate it when that happens. Shucks. Next fave line would probably be, "Shave your face with some mace in the dark", don't really know why, just produces cool images in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 20, 2002 Author Share Posted April 20, 2002 It's a great line isn't it. Your next fav might be my next fav too. Either that one or "got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat". You have good taste (in Loser lyrics if nothing else ;) ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Its a great little metaphor. Doesn't really mean anything but cool nonetheless. Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA JUDGE Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 There is too many quality lines to choose from including the ones you have already mentioned... he hung himself with a guitar string or you can't write if you can't relate or with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job but at the moment my favourite is... someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Probably "Get crazy with the cheeze wiz" here just because of it's inherent randomness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 21, 2002 Author Share Posted April 21, 2002 because all the other lines make sense and that's the one that's random? what's so much more random about getting crazy with tthe cheese whiz than the rest of the song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 mine is "get crazy with the cheese whiz" but i always thought it was "get FREAKY with the cheeze whiz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 25, 2002 Author Share Posted April 25, 2002 mmmm...cheeeeese whiz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 It strikes me as more random because they throw it in right in the middle of the chorus. The rest sounds like it could make sense if you really thought about the lyrics (which it doesnt, but it maybe sounds like it could on the first listen or two) The cheeze whiz bit is just yelled out in the background, so it seems more random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 I like the part where it goes "i said hip, hop, the hippa, the hippa to the hip hip hop and ya dont stop, a rockin to the bang bang boogey say up jump the boogey to the rhythm of the boogedy-bee". That part's badass. ...wha? damn Kaza mislabelin their mp3's. :plain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 27, 2002 Author Share Posted April 27, 2002 You know what I hate? The 8-or-so minute version of that song. That song should always be played in it's entirety: 14 1/2 minutes of old school beats! Ho Tel Mo Tel, Holiday Inn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 A caught a snippet of the rare 26 minute version on pirate radio the other day. I think including the sitar was a mistake... :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 27, 2002 Author Share Posted April 27, 2002 Ha ha, stop being a tease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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