Supermeng Vs. Dominican Superman

[Acalis]

Cast your votes! Will it be Supermeng? Or Dominican Superman? You make the call.

[Reverend Jax]

Supermeng is Hialeah's greatest superhero! How you gonna beat that, DS?

[La Lindsay]

i have to agree. no one messes with guys wearing cutoffs and gold medallions, 'cept maybe superwomeng, defender of little havana.

[Lycaon]

But what about Shekhar, the Hindu Superman?

[Acalis]

But what about Shekhar, the Hindu Superman?

I had a feeling there might be other ethnic parodies of Superman, hence the OTHER choice in the poll.

[Ganny McVagflaps]

Wait...there's an "other" choice. DAMN YOU SUPERMENG BLINDING ME WITH YOUR GOLD CHAIN AND FLIP FLOPS!

 

and yes I said flip-flops. the man of steel would never rock sandals.

[Jumbie]

I gotta go with the power of the super pit-hair.

 

Dominican Superman only pretends to be so strong by lifting cars made of cork.

[Jables]

In all fairness you can't hold it against the guy that cork's the primary building material there. I'm on the Supermeng gravy boat 'cause there's underdogs, and then there's Portugese or whatever.

[Jumbie]

Actually, the cork thing was a baseball reference, but you not being a cricket fan, I doubt you'd get baseball humour either.

[Jables]

There are automobiles made of cork in baseball but not in Mexico or Portugal?

 

I'ma consult Encarta fro something like this.

[Jumbie]

Sammy sosa is a Domincan born baseball player"

 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/...osa_ejected_ap/

[Jables]

I still don't get how you managed to wedge baseball into this.

 

Ohhhh. It was a cork bat.

[Ganny McVagflaps]

Geraldo would have them both.

 

[Acalis]

Sheesh! Not even a pity vote for Dominican Superman! Well, guess we know who the more loveable super stereotype is.