Lottie

I was thinking about Pez. But I'm way past that now.

I'm thinking of getting some car insurance. If you fancy a few weeks in the back seat of a green jimny, you know who to call. There are sea coves and off-road dirt tracks to explore.

I've only myself to blame for lack of originality in the first place. Curse it, curse it all.

It's alright, I'm always taking responsibility for things I don't understand. I hope to make it up to everyone some day.

My biggest fear is speculating about when my research into monkey/tiger hybrids will backfire. Science can only take us farther....

Nick's given science a home here, who would disapprove?...who indeed...

Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek? Buck Futter!

Pfft...you pansy pre-war yanks couldn't do a thing about the Bolsheviks, try as you might. Stick your noses into Russian civil war, and you're going going to get Byrned. Uh....go reds! :S

Phantom...phantom...what to make of this....

Praise to the girl that pushed you up to four stars. We know you deserve more.

Stick together... as far as a couple of people separated by nearly two hundred miles can. Though I'm going to have to figure out whether you're mildly patriotic, fiercely nationalist, or just lonely first. Still...let's hear it for England, and its many cynics.

Sure I thought you were a girl....I was jealous of the facial hair when

Thanks for the welcome, I'm starting to find my feet a little, (I say that, but have only recently discovered profiles exist) and have decided to find some trendy glasses to photograph myself in, in your honour.

That's the one. The eternally sunny town of Bolton. God bless her.

THERE ONCE WAS A BEARD NAMED TOM. HE LIKED CAPS.

There's a sweet kid under that blue hood, DA8, let him out to play.

Well, I live out in the sticks so he doesn't make it over often. Hasselhoff and Danger Mouse pop in from time to time...I videotape them brawling and sell it to the highest bidder.

When people mention God, his face comes to mind. Weirdly, his body looks something like Noddy's, but we won't go into that. 'Make it so'.

Yeah yeah....fans of Gay Guy unite. I didn't want to do it, but I had use him to really ram the message home. And it probably worked. God bless that Byrne.

You broaden my horizons.

You tell'm.