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  1. Master Star

    You might be my fave... ;)

    1. Ganny McVagflaps

      Ganny McVagflaps

      Wait, what'd I do?

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      You're just you...and you make me laugh. ;)

  2. Master Star

    I will burn your club to the ground.

    1. Ganny McVagflaps

      Ganny McVagflaps

      Try.

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      I'd let you escape first.

  3. Master Star

    I am revising the name assigned me...I am infavor of Lady P. Funk...reference, George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic. That is all. :2T:

    1. Keth

      Keth

      That's the beauty of it, it's versatile! It was gonna be Funkenstein.

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      I prefer Funkenstein actually...Mary Shelley reference and all. ;)

  4. Master Star

    Bring it on pussy-boy. :P

    1. Ganny McVagflaps

      Ganny McVagflaps

      Oh for shit sake. You think you know. You don't. Don't at all.

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      Maybe one day you'll realize who you're dealing with...

  5. Master Star

    Hey douchebigelow, :p

    1. Mortiis558

      Mortiis558

      If you weren't cool I wouldn't be able to make comments like that to you! Take it as a sign of affection lol

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      Fa sho, all day. ;)

  6. Master Star

    Can you show me where it hurts?

    1. The NZA

      The NZA

      the bootyhole! but only since i volunteered to be an altar boy...

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      I am sorry your bootyhole hurts...I take it back...please don't show me...:p

  7. Master Star

    Hey...Skyrim addict. This is your friend, saying Hello, come up for human interaction that does not involve a game.

    1. alive she cried

      alive she cried

      Ha ha, finished the main quest last night, and while there's still loads of other quests to do, I probably won't be playing them as extensively.

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      How's that portrait coming along?

  8. Master Star

    You know how I know ur gay...

    1. Ganny McVagflaps

      Ganny McVagflaps

      I am watching a very, very gay documentary at the moment so that could be it.

       

      Or the fact I'm currently sucking a big, fat pecker.

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      Lmao

  9. Master Star

    Hope you can make it tonight! Kertins said she'd give you the info! Hope all is well. If I don't see you, take care!

    1. La Lindsay

      La Lindsay

      Sorry! Kertins did tell me but I had a date so I couldn't make it. Next time for sure! :)

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      There will be a next time and I'll be better about giving more notice. Hope it was a hot date! See you soon!

  10. Master Star

    Hey ya stinky vagflaps

    1. Ganny McVagflaps

      Ganny McVagflaps

      'Allo Darlin'. How are we tonight?

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      High as a giraffes ass

  11. Master Star

    Ooooh DMV, be kind.

    1. The NZA

      The NZA

      oh god, gotta renew my license soon, too.

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      Dude, got there first, in and out! Lady was super nice! Whew!

  12. Master Star

    Give yourself a blow job. ;)

    1. Mortiis558

      Mortiis558

      If I could, I wouldn't be married...

    2. Master Star

      Master Star

      LMAO

  13. Master Star

    When I see your name, I want to call you Mr. Spice Girl.

    1. Spycer

      Spycer

      Thanks?

       

  14. Master Star

    How are ur manballs and liver doing?

    1. Ganny McVagflaps

      Ganny McVagflaps

      Stellar as usual.

  15. Master Star

    Would providing naked first aide count as dirty talk?

    1. Ganny McVagflaps

      Ganny McVagflaps

      No, but I'll accept it. Now to make up a fake ailment. . .

  16. Master Star

    Maybe it makes me a bad person, but I like that you are such a nightbowl.

    1. Ganny McVagflaps

      Ganny McVagflaps

      I've gotten it down to a science. I only need around three or four hours sleep and I'm all gravy. It also helps that since I decided that working is shit and for idiots I can keep whatever hours I choose and I choose the wee ones of the morning.

  17. Master Star

    You are a boobie perv.

    1. Mr. Hakujin

      Mr. Hakujin

      Perv? Please. I'm a boobie aficionado.

  18. Master Star

    Hey. You should start a blog. Xoxo

    1. alive she cried

      alive she cried

      I was actually thinking about this, just not sure whether it should be internal or external.

  19. Master Star

    Happy Anniversary!

    1. Mr. Sexy Hat

      Mr. Sexy Hat

      Thanks!

  20. Master Star

    Holy shit you have the same birthday as my mother!

    1. Spycer

      Spycer

      Thats odd.

  21. Master Star

    Merry Christmas!

    1. Arnah

      Arnah

      You too Star!

  22. Master Star

    Happy Anniversary!

    1. Mr. Hakujin

      Mr. Hakujin

      I'm just realizing the anniversary passed over one month after the fact. Thanks for showing love, and reminding me, Star. :)

       

  23. Master Star

    Saw a license plate this AM...I couldn't believe my eyes. "ASC2000"...like your own special Terminator name! LOL Hope you are having a good day! xoxo

    1. alive she cried

      alive she cried

      Ha ha that's awesome. I NEED to drive that car :)

  24. Master Star

    I like boys. A LOT.

    1. The NZA

      The NZA

      ...you don't say

  25. Master Star

    Your mother.

    1. archangel

      archangel

      is a lovely woman...and a bit of a bitch. That's how she rolls.

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