Reverend Jax

Explore the wonders of Hondo's Bar!

That would be very nice of you.

They are having the special in honor of Charles Darwin's 200th birthday on February 12th.

I will fly to Ireland myself if I can marry you to DoJ.

Yes, I can perform marriages, baptisms, blessing houses, etc.

I just put my acreditation as a minister up too, so that's Reverend Doctor Pazos.

Don't be shy. Let your opinions rip, man. Pretend you're back in Philly, where you're allowed to be intense.

Missed you? Man, with the sorry crowd of regulars on hondo's these day, I woulda missed polio. I'm kidding, everyone here is great.... Anyway, are you gonna keep asking silly question, or are you gonna start some shit round here?

Why would I think you didn't notice. I was TRYING to be obvious! Hello!? It's called the delicate dance of seduction!

The FAQ is EVIL!!! EVIL I tell you! The NZA is the serpent snake of Hondo's Bar, and the FAQ is the Apple of Knowledge. To read it is to doom all of Hondonian to millennia of painful child birth and toil in the fields! Beware!!! Repent!!! Just get up off of that thing...a post til you feel bettah!!! And the moral of the story is, reading the FAQ gives you cancer.

I'm in New Orleans July 12-14. Could you make the trek out there?

A skyfull-of-stars friend. That's liek the queerest thing I've ever said.

I just want to make your party not stupid and boring. It's the least I cna do to honor those that have served and died for our freedom. Our freedom to not be totally bored playing PS3.

Ought I bring the guitar hero and WarioWare to your party so we can bring people out of their comas after they play the PS3?

PS3 is boring is what I'm trying to say.

asc/esd: I think your hat is safe.

This is le gay.

Worst profile ever.

Cover myself up? You're asking too much. Birds gotta fly. Fish gotta swim. Devils gotta tempt underage boys to masturbate to their pictures ont eh internets.

Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims, and strap your hands across my engine.