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Hmm, I'll skip the food Lady Death... It depends on the woman, hot's hot and age aint nothing but a number, and not the most important one either. Number of chins, that's important when it comes to attraction. I was trying to find you a picture of what Bridgette Bardot looks like now just to show you how bad it can get, but it seems the collective male internet has deleted any reference to her existence past the age of thirty. Say what you like though, I wouldn't say no to Jane Fonda.

Alison Goldfrapp. Actually she's only thirty nine, but fuck it, she makes me spunk.

They practically are the poster for Saving Private Ryan with out the montaged head-shots, which are generally inappropriate, unless it's a movie about Tom Hanks leading a squad of giant semi transparent heads smashing the Axis.

Yay, Tonight I'm going to see Tideland and Terry Gilliam present in person who'll be answering questions. Usually when I see something worth seeing in the local paper they're sold out, but I got the last three tickets for this one. I hope the question session is after the movie, if Gilliam spoils this one for me I'm going to lamp the cunt.

I can't find a high res version of this which is a shame because it has to be one of, if not the greatest posters to come out this year or ever. There's lots of images that prey on our childhood dreams, I've never seen anything else before that preyed on my childhood fears to such an extent. Hmm, I might ask Terry about it in person today. Nicer version, but it's all in foreign.

Bumpedy Bump. Surely some of the other Lost viewers have theories to share at this stage. Anyone?

I think it'll be soon as possible for me. A few down months to stew over whatever new facts are revealed wont be the worst thing in the world.

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoolololololololol oolzorz I have a thing about people on Myspace even more tragic then me. Like I got a friend request from an obviously fake person with one picture, but check out the comment from July 31. This guy is smitten. Smitten by a robot. Yeah, that was a comment from ArmyDark, the same ArmyDark as in Army dark creations? Why yes it is.

ah, damn, I beseech all of you, click on the link

I dreamed I was sleeping, it caused me to awake.

You missed these.

There's no fucking way this can live up to the original, but I want to see it to see if they do anything interesting with the concept. It's not an attempt at a straight remake and that always better than a poor imitation.

Most of those are PC games, and Dead or Alive 2 on the PS2 is still immensely playable, so sequels don't really make me hard.

Yeah, but there must be some way out, Michael and Walt left in the skipper from a designated point following a prescribed course, he'll make it out but not far. We know there's some contact with the Island from outside, there was a food drop, where did the plane come from, near or far? Does the Barracks have an air strip, is it an aircraft carrier? It's possible the Hanso Foundation/ the Darmha Initiative/ the Widmores are aware of the island's inhabitants and the Barracks is the connection between the Island and the outside world. Penelope Widmore, Desmond's missus, is aware of the Island's existence from her families involvement though she almost certainly doesn't have influence, those Arctic researchers at the end are her own, not the Initiative's. Her father obviously used his influence to send Desmond in it's direction. The island is designed to draw people to it's shores and keep them there. Any one else see this?

Right, seems we're all up to speed anyone know any secrets? Big Fucking Spoilers. Catch up why don't you. My theories for the second season. 1. Fuck knows what happened in the hatch. Who lives who dies, it's anybody's guess. 2. Jack, Sawyer and Kate are not going to stay captive. They're going to be heroically rescued in the opening of Season three by Sayid and Jin ( and I guess Sun will get to have a bitch fight with one of the female others) this will involve a lot of sniping from our man in Bagdad, the man known as Henry Gale getting his brains blown out and if my dreams come true the yacht crashing through the pier. Body Count, Body Count! 3. This will not be the end of the Others though from the fake hatch in the side of the cliff it's clear that they don't actually live on the island. The orientation video in the pearl mentions taking the Pala Ferry back to the "Barracks" at the end of each shift. The words "Pala Ferry" are painted on the end of the pier. "Henry" told Michael that if he followed the compass bearing he would be rescued. I don't think he was lying, rescued by who though? I'm guessing the Barracks is either a ship, an off shore facility, or possibly just another Island. But either way the world is getting bigger.

Dude, Made! and he wrote Swingers! A Tony Stark movie from the makers of Swingers!

Ain't That Pretty at All, as performed by the Pixies. Well, I've seen all there is to see And I've heard all they have to say I've done everything I wanted to do . . . I've done that too And it ain't that pretty at all Ain't that pretty at all So I'm going to throw myself against the wall 'Cause I'd rather feel bad than not feel anything at all You know, I just had a short vacation, Jordan Spent it getting a root canal "Oh, how'd you like it Kimmy?" Well, it ain't that pretty at all So I'm going to hurl myself against the wall 'Cause I'd rather feel bad than not feel anything at all Gonna get a good running start and throw myself at the wall as hard as I can man I've been to Paris And it ain't that pretty at all I've been to Rome Guess what? I'd like to go back to Paris someday and visit the Louvre Museum Get a good running start and hurl myself at the wall Going to hurl myself against the wall 'Cause I'd rather feel bad than feel nothing at all And it ain't that pretty at all Ain't that pretty at all

Well that's all well and good, but when Episodes 2 and 3 are finished, will they be enough to fill a whole disc? Actually Valve needs a new property to keep the company afloat, and fast. Portal looks cool, but it's clearly based heavily on Half Life 2, same sound effects, probably a lot of the same textures, and the models seem to be reskinned versions of ones from Half Life 2. Plus the idea isn't wholly original, it's been done in Prey and before that an indie game called Narbacular Drop which I've yet to play.

It looks interesting as a preschool educational movie goes, but couldn't that glowing sphere thing from the 3rd dimension have brought along a wisecracking dodecahedron or something, preferably voiced by Chris Tucker.

That image is old. It was apparently from some preproduction make-up tests. In my incredibly nagging opinion there's a lot that can be bettered on, mostly narrowing down his lantern jaw, (is David fucking Coulthard under there?) but that said the attention to detail is incredible.

Simple really, just call me Mr.I3aI3E7fi$#.

Nothing wrong with Asia, but let's get some hot Irish girls on here (Acalis may just have some suggestions, and no I don't mean me in a dress, as hot as that would be) Further evidence if required: Sing it Back (shiney!) Fun For Me (nursey!) Dominoid (hadn't heard this one before, sultry!)

Moloko - The Flipside, I almost forgot about this video, one of the trippiest ever made. Roisin Murphy is teh sex by the way.