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Bah, until then!:

Miis!!!!!! I'll see if I can get a shot of mine up soonish.

For Lobo, who's goat pimping led me on the trail to this wondrous piece of video art.

They wont allow hotlinking, so here's the hot links instead! Hot links, ho ho, I am killing me.

I think that's what I was playing in the store. Couldn't find any Gerries to shoot so I turned on my own men. Then I rounded a corner and got caught in a strange grappling match which required me to turn the controllers sideways and shake them, I did this a couple of times, failing each times until some homeboys walked by and one of them said "look at him he's sweating," which in fairness was true, so I left it at that.

Shazam.

He should tattoo that thing on his face. I know I wouldn't have the nerve to do it, but if natures already made a start why not. do something bitching. Like a little drawing of his face, on his face. Holy shit.

Hot Hotter Hottest (check out the Blazing Squad on the right hand side, this girl dont give a fuck)

ach, forgot all about this. I think those should all belong to metal heart for the moment, I haven't even sorted out a playlist yet, you don't know what numbers to pick from, it could be from 1 to 4 for all you know, happy fishing. Tell you what, upload for those numbers now, and I'll match them tomorrow once I've got a decent playlist arranged. Unless you want me to select from all tracks, and Winamp tells me that that's eight days and seventeen hours worth of music, and a lot of that is music I've never actually head.

See also ....goatboy likes young girls... sixteen years old.... hur hur hur

Some random Myspace girl. I must stop falling in love with random Myspace girls.

Wait, were those last few for me or for MH? Either way there's still 131, 32 and 14 unaccounted for. It's too early in the morning for this, I'll come back to this after work.

If you dont know who they are, then how do you expect the vast majority of people on here to know half the people on your list, no matter how annoying they are. The best you can expect is for them to Google their names, but really they'd be better off not knowing. And Pat Kenny really doesn't have any redeeming qualities, but if he did it would be (in my opinion) he is a major influence on Alan Partridge. Correction: "Aihym Reeadie, you facking cant!"

To: the division of joy, Alive She Cried Re: Le Tigre Message: Your loss PS: 131 MH:

I got to play the Wii briefly at Virgin Megastores before I got the chance to play it properly, it was a demo of Medal of Honour, or Call of Duty, or some World War 2 game, whatever it was it didn't port over well. Luckily I reserved judgement untill I got to play it the way its meant to be played, with friends, while drunk.

...let me be your servant...

Damn she's grown. Here's a nice big pair of huge images.

Damn do I feel sexy. But why would anyone wear a Google shirt? Ladies and Gents, how does this image make you feel?

Good work M'Lady. Let me know when you're tenure is up, I want a go being the pitcher.

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Dave's flatmate just got a Wii, Wii Sports has rarely left the console. Don't care much for baseball, but bowling's the drunken party favourite, at least untill they get a second controller and the only two games in the house are Wii Boxing, and Bare Knuckle Boxing to decide who's turn is next. This thing should actually be called the Fun Machine. Sony are fucked. The 360 has muscled in and will be the platform for blockbuster games, and the Wii will be the Wii, and the PS3 will be left on the shelf. You lose. Oh, and we should have a thread for sharing pictures of our Nintendo Miis.

You can watch as the magic happens!

AMV, the new way to spell evil.

I have done nothing untoward, in fact, using my magical powers I have streamlined your posts so that they're sleeker, and sexier. And so I can give my mouse wheel a rest.