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New Avengers #3: Cap wants to bring the clean-up crew from the Slab jail-break together to form the New Avengers, but who's in, who's not, and who's playin' double/triple agent? Ultimate Spiderman #73: The week leading up to Harry Osborn's return is fleshed out as that fuckin' Bendis makes us wait to find out if it's gonna be Harry in the Hobgoblin garb... Fuckin' Bendis... AND WHERE THE FUCK IS ULTIMATES #4!?!?!?!?

But in other news, read the latest Ultimate Spiderman #72: Story arc's called Hobgoblin, and Harry Osbourn is back with a pretty big fuckin' axe to grind(he was used as a decoy so Nick Fury could empty a few clips in his dad's back). The pleasant lil' surprise in the form of exactly where his resentment is coming from is cool though... New Avengers #2: Yeah, this Bendis fella seems to be handlin' his shit aight across the board. Electro breaks out every fuckin' prisoner in the Slab, and it's pure convenience that Daredevil, Spiderwoman, & Power Man(Luke Cage, natch) all happen to be there @ the time, with Cap & Spidey en route. Oh, and if someone could inform me what the fuckin' story with Carnage is these days, that's be great. Last I saw Venom/Brock took the symbiote from Kasady & ate it. Not that I'm complaining mind. S'okay tho, Sentry ran him up into space and tore him in half...

Man, anyone who's seen an episode of Queer-eye could make Arcade look cool. Fuuuuuck.

Oh, this is just the shit I read. I'm not gonna start on Rogue or Gambit or what ever solo title they're issuing this month just for you feckers! Next Y: The Last Man won't be far away...

Y: The Last Man #30: Man, I gotta stop steppin' into things @ the wrong moment... After lapsing for like, 10-15 issues, alla shite comes to a head as Dr Mann figures out how Yorick & Ampersand survived the plague, and Hero returns with Agent 355. And there's ninja bitches that like stealing monkeys(just for you Nick) "Doc, when I tried to build one of those baking soda volcanoes for the second-grade science fair, I nearly blew off my own testicle. Is there any chance we can dumb down the technobabble about a thousand percent?" Ultimate Fantastic Four #16: Shyeah... Getting bored with this'un. Johnny Storm is burning out & it no doubt has something to do with the N-Zone, and Ben & Reed meet Ultimate Annihilus. AoA #2 (of 6): Sho' nuff, Nick was on the money & X23 is indeed the mysterious young lady sent by Magneto to recruit Wolverine. Meanwhile the X-Men dunno how to deal with a human & mutant population that fears & mistrusts them. Oh well...

Dude... That happened ages ago... But I guess for anyone that has read fuck-alla the book. Justice League Elite #9 Another member dies(possibly), the assasin within the group is finally divined(tho how we'll have to wait to find out) and for those who loved Action comics #775, Manchester Black is officially back!! For the meantime. Love Joe Kelly's work, but fuck he can be confusing sometimes...

Aight. In place of women I have comics. Lotsa comics. Exiles #59 & 60: Age of Apocalypse tie-ins. Haven't gotten to sixty yet, but 59 showed what happened to AoA's Sabretooth since he was last seen in Exiles(I'm a sucker for alternate realities.) Age of Apocalypse One-Shot: Kinda confusing for someone like me who didn't read any of the original material, but it's an anthology of short stories including how Collosus came to lead X-factor or something, and how the AoA timeline survived being nuked(if that's how it originally ended?). Leading into... AoA #1(of 6): Not to give too much away, President Kelly & Chief of Mutant affairs Magneto are trying to regain the public's trust a year after the downfall of Apocalypse, and oh, I'm sorry, but have we not seen enough female-fucking-wolverines?!?!? Ultimate Iron Man #1: Variant chronium covers and all... >SIGH Ultimate X-Men #54 & 55: I swear @ this point I'm only stickin' around for Brian K. Vaughan. Ultimate Mojo & Longshot make their '1st' lame-o appearance. Just have Arsenio Hall wheel in the X-Babies & be done with it... Ultimate Nightmare #5: Aaaww man. This book's the reason I've been meaning to do this comic journal thing... What I initially thought was another piss-poor reason to throw down the two big Ultimate teams has paid off hard. Visions(!) of utter despair are jacking electronic devices across the globe, and people are killing themselves as a result. S.H.I.E.L.D & Xavier have traced the source to a region of Russia where a supposed meteor landed 100 years ago. The ending to it all's in grey, so read it if you want... Turns out Ultimate Vision is a giant robot and carries the warning of the Doombringer, the coming destroyer known to many cultures as "Gah-lac-Tus". That make sense to you? Makes sense to T. T buyin' Ultimate Nightmare #1!! 100 Bullets #58: My main man Lono & Loop are gettin' ready for a jail-break. And Anyone following this book is gonna be shocked @ the possible death of a character(I'd say :death: but those dogfuckers let me believe Lono was dead for six-fucking-issues!). Lex Luthor: Man of Steel #1: Woo boy. I been waiting for this one for a while, and it finally arrived. Pretty solid 1st issue, but I'm deflating my hopes, 'cause I just finished reading Cage, and that had a pretty shit ending... Aight. Tha's about it for now. Waiting on Knights Spiderman #12 & Justice League Elite #9. Grrrr.

I was veery careful about what i read back there. I just bought the 1st three issues. Was gonna wait for the trade, but before some shit-for-brains-junkie-dog-fucker ruins the ending for me like Wizard did Hush, I'ma enjoy the nail-biting suspence, 'cause ultimately, that's why i like comics.

No, that was shrivelled Aussie testicles.

And just to contribute something worthwhile...

Yeeeaaah... You know you want a piece o'this...

I thought i was inventive, but it seems the common feast of poor, white-trash Australian children today is soggy Weet-bix without milk and vegimite & tomato sauce sandwiches.

and yes, my balls DO smell like cabbage. I wass gonna getr lucky tonight damnit

thiose cunbts on msn put paris hiltons phone directorty getting on the internet before hunter S plannig his suicise(which was pretty fucking obvious already brainiacs).

I'm a hot guy..l.

"daddy is not coming on anything!" my balls smell like cabbage

yeah, he'syhe soitra cunt thayt fuck me up for valentines nookie

erryome like the index! I hope onea those is my geddy, so she can see the damage she's dome

mcenroe an' kerry ain't got shit but Guttenburg an' Iggy ARE the shit and don't you ladies forget it

i mean really what businwss does jamie kennedy have pissing on kumar's bush? itDOESN'T FUNKDIG FIT!!!!!

jamie kennedy's a fuckhead cunt with worse facial hair growth than me. more people better be on soon

every one can just eat shit asnd die.

I betcha i got stood up for onea those wookie motherfuckers

The night is gonna be long. I've substituted women for mexican food & copious amounts of alcahol. Whatever follows I apologise now for.

Coming down from an alcoholic buzz an' I get piked on for my date with Ged on our token night of the fucking week niether of us has to work. Horrible. Now another whole week before i see her NOT in a Subway uniform. And I could really use some company.