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Try this before Nick changes the board skin: pull up Skeeter's profile, the one with the photo of him aiming a gun at the camera and pretending to be badass. I think it's hilarious to watch the cute snowflakes drift down past that pic.

I've already been suspicious that Squidward secretly IS a rock-dealing perv. He SAYS he can't stand the young boy sponge in the tight pants, but why's he always somehow hanging around the kid? What kinda grown squid works at a fastfood joint, unless it's to be pervy? Plus it'd explain why Spongebob seems so high all the time

Oh, you mean it's dubbed into gaelic? Well that makes more sense. I thought some insane tv executive had dubbed it into Irish accented English.

I don't know anything about most of the options in this poll, but I'll make two obsevations: 1 - some guy once wrote a book about how the irish once saved civilization by preserving the acquired culture of previous centuries. Right now it looks like the Irish are regretting their actions and trying to destroy civilization all on their own. the list of crap bands mentioned in this thread so far alone is cause for concern,. 2 - Why the fuck would anyone dub spongebob? That's gotta get my vote.

If we didn't have ignore, we'd be forced to censor. Just like when parents yell, "There;s too much crap on tv that's warping my child" I can yell back, "Well shut it off already!" I also know that you two will have something to say in response to this post. Maybe even something logical, sensible, and cogent, but I've decided that I'll ignore it.

Not sure how long it will last but MSN has their headline: "How to deal with that annoying co-worker" next to a picture of president Bush (from another article, of course, but it looks like they;'re talkingabout him).

Well, the Rotten tomatoes .com analysis of 126 critics reviews gives this a 77% positive rating, which is WAAAAYY higher than I expected.

Appendicitis and E Coli can both be ftal, bu yeah, you're right. Ride it out. See where it takes you...

I'm with U 2T. Doctors are all crazy freaks looking to do wierd experiments on you. I mean who was the first doctor? Doctor Frankenstein that who! If you'd a stayed in that emergency room they'd a channeled a lightning bolt up you ass and put a metal rod in your neck. Hospitals are nothing but carnage centers. You'd be better off getting medical treatment at a meatpcaking plant. -------------------------- unless something's really wring with you in which case, why the fuck aren't you talking to your doctor?

Llama deserves its own option dammit!!!

...so then I says, "2tack, you mossbrain, I can't believe you're trying to pin this one on me. You're the one who thought Civil War reenacments had to start with catching blacks and enslaving them."

This poll is bogus No snake, no paca, no deer, no lizard and none of my favorite: goat. I can't think of a single type of meat I don't like though. Even chicken, which is so common can get me all excited if it's baked or BBQ

...so then I says, "2tack, you goatbrain, I can't believe you're trying to pin this one on me. you're the one covered in tobasco sauce and 20 dollar bills."

...so then I says, "2Track, you crackhead, I can't believe you're trying to pin this one on me. What did you expect a Mexican druglord to do when you show up on his doorstep with roses, tofu and a dead dolphin?"

At some point we're gonna have to stage an intervention for Jax... sit him down and talk to him about the dangers of excessive sig length

Dude, I appreciate the sentiment, but that post makes it look like you stole my sig

So then I says, "2Track, you dolt, I can't believe you're trying to pin this one on me. You're the one who said the Japanese yen would hold its value for the 3 minutes we needed to cross the border and change out of our nurse costumes."

So then I says, "2Track, you dope, I can't believe you're trying to pin this one on me. You're the one who told the Beduins to close their eyes and count to 100 while you showed the Sheik's daughter how to play golf."

So then I says, "2Track, you moron, I can't believe you're trying to pin this one on me. You're the one who said the Taj Mahal didn't count when I told you the rocket was too large for indoor use." -

So then I says, "2Track, you peabrain, I can't believe you're trying to pin this one on me. You're the one with a trunkful of Hindenburg pictures and 5 gallons of pigfat."

So then I says, "2Track, you ass, I cant believe you're trying to pin this one on me. You're the one who said Beethoven would keep the elephant calm while I got Olivia Newton-John undressed."

I'ma just declare Politics NSFW as a blanket policy and leave it at that.

You work?! We don't already have spolier tags in all the forums? Now why wouldn't we have them?

What does this test involve?

*some* gay men like femmes. others like those manly lumberjack/ fireman/ construction-worker, types. And, of course, Senshik is right. Men do have one distinct feature that makes them appealing: whether femme or hunky, men know how to drive a car