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Lycaon

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  1. All this crap about GTA... its a fucking game which, unless I'm mistaken, has you playing a criminal. Remember the title? Grand Theft Auto? What'd you expect? Some cuddly Robin Hood type wearing tights?
  2. The Howling. Not the sequels. The first one. Best werewolf movie ever.
  3. X-Rated Fortune Cookies Top Off Kids Fundraiser http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article....1309990006&cid= I like fortune cookies That is all. *... I just saw the latest addtion to my member title. "I refuse to change my member title (now that I have the option) because I love it when Irish Cowboy teabags me; truly, I do" I would just like to say that is taking a great deal of willpower to refrain from revealing to the world of IC's status as a cum-guzzling gutter slut. Oops. :P
  4. Best breakup line I've ever read: "That cunnilingus was so amazing, it has inspired me to go on a spiritual quest. I must go contemplate the tongue at a monastery. I will miss you." Ah Something Positive, honestly it could possibly be the greatest webcomic in existence.
  5. The "whistling song" from Kill Bill Vol. 1 that Daryl Hannah was... whistling. From what I've found it was the theme song from a movie called The Twisted Nerve (somewhat similar story). Damn, that song gets stuck in my head and just won't go away!
  6. Liked Blair Witch, just think it got over exposed. Been thinking about watching Dogsoldiers, but never got around to it. Carnival of Souls was nice, but not what I'd call scary.
  7. As I've said before, Fox kills good tv (kinda like kryptonite and Superman).
  8. Some great picks listed, and some I need to see (Psycho, Poltergeist, Malevolence, Night of the Living Dead, People Under the Stairs, Devil's Rejects, The Thing, several Hellraiser movies, etc) While its not incredible, Gothic while sleep deprived is nice. Others to come later.
  9. I liked hearing "Dr. King" say "oh snap," but this was even better:
  10. Heh, for some reason when I saw that, I read it as okama. That would've made for an... unusual game.
  11. Saw a movie poster the other day for yet another film in the Scary Movie series.
  12. I read an article about it earlier today. She changed her name after 9/11 (understandably wanting to avoid being connected with her infamous uncle), and is pursuing a singing career (in the US, I believe).
  13. For those who haven't heard, Delores Umbridge has been cast, and Luna Lovegood should be cast in early January: http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4...500/4521590.stm
  14. Since his defeat at the hands of the cheating, Joe-supporting George W. Bush during the last presidential election, Cobra Commander has been preparing for the next election year. Are you with him, or the detestable G.I.Joes?
  15. "I'm working on a book- 'Zen and the Art of Being Right'."
  16. Jon Stewart: "And legend has it, that everytime you say 'Happy Holidays' an angel gets AIDS."
  17. Eh, Vador was pretty easily manipulated by Palpatine. I say Saruman (from the book, not the movie: he was powered down in the movie) could play him like a fiddle. Though his other powers may have dwindled by the second and third books, he still had his persuasion. Hey, where's the spoiler option?
  18. Alas, I must use school computers, and bit torrent (and other person to person file sharing programs) is blocked. Damn the school! Can't even use AIM Express anymore.
  19. Diggin the theme song, but not sure about the series. Of course, I've only seen the "Ho episode" thus far. Are the other episodes better?
  20. Springtime for Hitler CHORUS: Germany was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to restore Its former glory Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER: And now it's... Springtime for Hitler and Germany Deutschland is happy and gay! We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Rhineland's a fine land once more! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Watch out, Europe We're going on tour! Springtime for Hitler and Germany... CHORUS: Look, it's springtime LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER: Winter for Poland and France CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER: Springtime for Hitler and Germany! CHORUS: Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! STORMTROOPER: Come on, Germans Go into your dance! STORMTROOPER "ROLF": I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf. STORMTROOPER "MEL": Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party! ULLA: The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming! STORMTROOPER #1: Heil Hitler! STORMTROOPER #2: Heil Hitler! LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER: Heil Hitler! Springtime for Hitler and Germany ALL: Heil Hitler! ROGER: Heil myself Heil to me I'm the kraut Who's out to change our history Heil myself Raise your hand There's no greater Dictator in the land! Everything I do, I do for you! CHORUS: Yes, you do! ROGER: If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two! Heil myself Raise your beer CHORUS: Jawohl! ROGER: Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer CHORUS: Hooray! Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... ROGER: Heil myself! CHORUS: Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... ROGER: Heil myself! CHORUS: Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... ROGER: ...stand and cheer! THE HEIL-LOs: The Fuhrer is causing a furor! He's got those Russians on the run You gotta love that wacky hun! The Fuhrer is causing a furor They can't say "no" to his demands They're freaking out in foreign lands He's got the whole world in his hands The Fuhrer is causing a furor! ROGER: I was just a paper hanger No one more obscurer Got a phone call from the Reichstag Told me I was Fuhrer Germany was blue What, oh, what to do? Hitched up my pants And conquered France Now Deutschland's smiling through! But it wasn't always so easy... It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I... I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break. Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it? They made me Chancellor. Chancellor! It ain't no myst'ry If it's politics or hist'ry The thing you gotta know is Ev'rything is show biz Heil myself Watch my show I'm the German Ethel Merman Dontcha know We are crossing borders The new world order is here Make a great big smile Ev'ryone sieg heil to me Wonderful me! And now it's... CHORUS: Springtime for Hitler and Germany Goose-step's the new step today ROGER: Springtime! Goose-steps! CHORUS MEN: Bombs falling from the skies again CHORUS: Deutschland is on the rise again ROGER & CHORUS: Springtime for Hitler and Germany U-boats are sailing once more Springtime for Hitler and Germany ROGER: Means that... CHORUS: Soon we'll be going... ROGER: We've got to be going... CHORUS: You know we'll be going.... ROGER: You bet we'll be going... ROGER & CHORUS: You know we'll be going to war!!
  21. From http://www.punksandnerds.com/d/0078.html I'd also like to say that I wish I had an ugly stick and the chance to legally use it. Ugly stick (noun): A reinforced sawed off pool que with nails driven through it, and barbed wire wrapped around the tip. The weapon of choice for certain angry redheads. That is all.
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